NEWS UPDATE- PAW Patrol saves "fearless leader" from avalanche!
Hailey Daily- Hailey Daily on the scene and on your screen reporting live from Adventure bay! It seems like Ryder got caught in an avalanche today, Chase.
PAW Patrol's Chase- Yes, as a matter of fact, Ryder did.
Hailey Daily- Tell the viewers what you saw Chase.
PAW Patrol's Chase- So, Ryder decided he was going to go for a walk. We didn't object because Ryder seemed stressed, walks calm him down. Anyway, Ryder went on his normal walking trail, but from what Marshall told me after it all happened was he couldn't get away from the avalanche because his Myoclonus went whacko.
Hailey Daily- Where is Ryder now?
PAW Patrol's Chase- (Shrugs) I don't know.
Hailey Daily- What do you mean? Did he make it out?
PAW Patrol's Chase- I mean, I don't know where he is. Probably the Lookout, and yes. He did make it out.
(Marshall walks up.)
Hailey Daily- Marshall, tell me what happened.
PAW Patrol's Marshall- Ryder went on a walk, the avalanche started, Ryder got stressed, then his Myoclonus kicked in. We went to rescue him and he's asleep in the Lookout, trying to forget all this.
Hailey Daily- Is Ryder injured?
PAW Patrol's Marshall- No.
Haily Daily- Why are people saying that they thought Ryder was fearless?
PAW Patrol's Marshall- I'm not sure, I guess rumors fly.
PAW Patrol's Chase- I don't know why people think Ryder's fearless just because he leads a team of dogs to rescue people.
PAW Patrol's Marshall- How could you say that? Ryder is fearless!
PAW Patrol's Chase- No, he isn't. Didn't he wake up from a nightmare last night?
PAW Patrol's Marshall- Everyone has nightmares!
Hailey Daily- Marshall has a point. Chase, I thought you were loyal to Ryder?
PAW Patrol's Chase- Well, I guess I'm not. Ryder is afraid of his own shadow.
PAW Patrol's Marshall- THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS SPIKY HAIR STUPID!
PAW Patrol's Chase- Who are you calling stupid? I'm not the one who trips every time we go to the elevator!
Hailey Daily- Okay, okay. One more question. This is for our viewers who don't exactly know what Myoclonus is, what is it?
PAW Patrol's Marshall- Myoclonus is a medical disorder in which your muscles twitch. Ryder has it really bad, so we have to be careful. The more stiff he gets, the worse his Myoclonus gets. And the worse the Myoclonus gets, the more likely you are to start having seizures.
PAW Patrol's Chase- That's just a myth.
PAW Patrol's Marshall- No, Chase. Ryder's already had one. Remember tuesday?
(The pups continue to argue whether that was a seizure or a muscle spasm.)
Hailey Daily- Well, there you have it folks! That avalanche could have ended a life! This is Hailey Daily, signing off.
A news report by Hailey Daily.
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