Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine unfortunately.

Warning: While it is nothing serious, if you have some kind of homophobia, I advise you don't read this since those types of relationships are hinted at.

Summary: A little entertaining drabble in which Sakura learns my friends' and my opinion on guys.

--All The Cute Ones—

Sakura sighed as she began pulling out the dinner menus for the next shift. He shift was almost over. All she had to do was set up, and then she was free to go on her way.

She had just placed the last menu on the counter when a dark haired man whom she had never seen before entered the bar. He sat down at the counter and she, being the only one currently outside the kitchen (everyone was eating back there) went behind the bar to serve him. "Hello, what can I get you?"

"Water." Sakura felt like grumbling slightly. It was obvious from the guy's attire, a rather expensive looking suit, that money was not a problem for him. He could have at least ordered something that would cost a couple dollars. She handed over the glass, deciding that the fact that he was cute could at least make up for it a little bit.

"So," she said with a smile," I haven't seen you around before, you new in town?"

He nodded. Then looked out the large windows of the bar.

"Do you need someone to show you around?" Sakura asked hopefully.

He seemed disinterested for a moment, but then suddenly he replied. "If you could show me where the nearest ramen bar is, it would be greatly appreciated."

She nodded happily. She led him out of the bar, one hand securely clamped onto his arm.

She led him through the throngs of people, all the while happily clinging to him. Maybe I could ask for a date later as payment for helping him.

She had the entire date planned out in her head by the time she reached the ramen stand. "Here we are," she said.

"Thanks."

She turned to look at him, and found he was already gone, sitting next to a blonde at the counter.

She began to walk up behind the pair, but stopped when she heard their conversation.

"You know, running away in a new city is a pretty good way of getting lost dobe."

The blonde laughed. "I'm not lost, and if I was, you've found me right?"

He laughed. "Always will." He kissed the blondes cheek affectionately.

Sakura walked away from the bar disappointed. It figures that the guy I decide is cute already has someone, another guy no less.

She was walking down the road disappointed when she noticed a cute red head with is hand raised in her direction. I she waving at me? Sakura was about to wave back when a streak of brown and white went past her. The streak embraced the redhead happily before tugging him into the nearby apartment.

Sakura sighed and continued on walking. Maybe she should take on another shift at the bar instead of leaving her dinnertime open for dates.

All the cute ones were gay anyways.

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Kinda pointless, but it was great stress relief.