Makenshi: AH! IT'S BEEN TEN DAYS!
Kaze: (smacks hand on forehead.) We need to find a way…how?
Makenshi: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn…..
(5 hours later)
Makenshi: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…WAIT!
Kaze: YES!
Makenshi: Uh, no. Forget it.
Kaze: No. What?
Makenshi: No, it's stupid.
Kaze; No really, what?
Makenshi: Nah. Won't work.
Kaze: TELL ME DAMMIT!
Makeshi: ARGH! FINE!
(pauses)
Makenshi: Maybe it we like think really hard about complex shit! Like John Locke or Taoism! Or stuff we learned in physics!
Kaze: HOW WOULD THINKING ABOUT THAT GET US OUT OF HERE!
Makenshi: I don't know like undoing the space-time continuum.
Kaze: How? With our brains?
Makenshi: Yeah! Let's see! (shuts eyes and raises up hands)
Kaze: This is kinda stupid…
Makenshi: Shhh…I'm focusing my mind power…
(crack forms on top of void)
Kaze: KEEP DOING THAT!
(everything breaks and they pass out. Kaze wakes up)
Kaze: Uh…my head. WHAT! AH SHIT!
(White void surrounds Kaze and Makenshi.)
Makenshi: NOOOOOOOOOO! WHY!
Kaze: It seems like we have to accomplish something….
Makenshi: Let's do random stuff together and see if it works!
Kaze: Fine!
(DAYS LATER AFTER MANY RANDOM THINGS)
Kaze: AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! (Fist in air.)
Kaze: I played fetch with you, I threw you, and walked on top of you, we sang together, I ate your cape, I hugged you, I barked at you, I acted like a cat, I let my summons attack me, I RAN FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT, I did stand up with you, I partied with you, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY ALL THE STUFF I DID!
Makenshi: What could be left…
Kaze: Think of something please!
Makenshi: NO! WHY DID THAT IMAGE POP INTO MY MIND! (cries)
Kaze: What?
Makenshi: You know that frog price story…where the person kissed the frog and the spell was lifted!
Kaze: No…you want me to kiss you!
Makenshi: You said to think of anything! We have to try…(blushes)
Kaze: If this works, never tell anyone we did this!
Makenshi: Promise!
Kaze: Ok…(leans towards Makenshi.)
Makenshi: (gulp.) This is my first kiss….
Kaze: Me too…(leans closer.)
Makenshi: Do I have to put the tongue in?
Kaze: FUCK NO! (leans closer and starts to shake.)
Makenshi: Do I just pinch my lips or leave them limp?
Kaze: JUST DO IT!(lunges forward and kisses Makenshi.)
(Kaze and Makenshi are in lip lock. The white void starts to disappear.)
Kaze:(thinks.) YES IT'S WORKING! JUST A LITTLE LONGER! Oh wait…shit!
(Kaze and Makenshi in lip lock as white void fades to Lisa's room.)
Makenshi: (breaks from kiss.) WOW!
(Lisa is standing there in only a towel.)
Kaze: Why here!
Lisa: Kaze…Makenshi?
Kaze: LISA! WE HAD TO KISS TO GET OUT OF THE WHITE VOID!
Makenshi: We've been stuck in it for days! You gotta believe us!
Lisa: I'm just happy to see you!(hugs them both in towel. Makenshi is pressed against Lisa's chest.)
Makenshi: (thinks.) Whoa…nice…(blushes.)
Lisa: Can I get you tea? Well first I need to change. (goes into bathroom.)
Makenshi: HA! I got to feel her breasts before you!
Kaze: Dammit….
(LATERZ)
Lisa: Wow, what a story!
Makenshi: Yeah, it was something.
Lisa: You guys can stay the night if you want.
Makenshi: MY PLEASURE!
Kaze: We have nowhere else to stay.
Lisa: Problem though. Somebody is going to have to sleep in the same bed. And you guys in the same bed would be WWIII. So…that means…
Makenshi: Someone has to sleep with you…(gulps.)
Lisa: We can do rock paper scissors to decide.
(Kaze and Makenshi put there hands out.)
Lisa: Ok, 1, 2, 3, go!
(Kaze gets scissors and Makenshi gets rock.)
Makenshi: WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Makenshi: I mean, sorry Kaze, maybe next time.
Lisa: It's 12:00 midnight now and I was getting ready for bed when you arrived. You should get some rest after your ordeal!
Makenshi: I'm beat.
Kaze: 2nd to that.
(Lisa walks Kaze down the hall.)
Lisa: This is your room.
Lisa: Come on Makenshi, let's go to bed.
Makenshi: (blushes) YES MA'M!
(Makenshi gets in bed. Lisa comes out of bathroom in skimpy tank top and tiny shorts.)
Makenshi: (LISA IN EVEN MORE SKIMPIER CLOTHES THAN USUAL!)
Lisa: What?
Makenshi: Oh, nothing.
(Lisa slides in. Her leg slightly taps Makenshi's hipbone.)
Makenshi: (screaming in his head.) OMG!
Lisa: Oh, sorry…
Makenshi: Oh, that's ok! Heh, heh!
Lisa: I'm turning off the lights…
Makenshi: You go and do that. (cheesy/stunned smile.)
(Makenshi squirms and tries to get to sleep but can't.)
(couple hour later. Makenshi is still awake and Lisa is sound asleep,)
Makenshi: (thinks.) I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T MOVE AROUND TOO MUCH IN HER SLEEP….
(Lisa rolls over toward Makenshi and her head is right near his shoulder.)
Lisa: (sleep talks.) No, I said the candy was in the door….(mumbles and throws arm over Makenshi.)
Makenshi: (thinks.) Ok, just don't panic, she doesn't mean it, just don't move, whatever happens.)
Lisa: (Sleep talks) Hah! (Grabs Makenshi's face.) You are one fine man, yah know! Just looking at yah makes me want to mount yah like a pony! OH!…(giggles.)
Makenshi: (blushing while thinking.) OMG! Just stay calm, don't give into her sexy pick-up lines…
Lisa: (Sleep talks.) Oh…my sexy little honey…will you play with me…all night…on the beach…under the full moon. (grabs Makenshi's face and licks it.)
Makenshi: (eyes roll backwards.) Stop it…must control myself.(hands shake.)
Lisa: (Wraps leg around Makenshi's waist and continues to sleep talk.) Come on, I wanna have some fun with you Kaze! (Kisses Makenshi's neck.) Oh…I can her you pant…hee hee…
Makenshi: I must wake Lisa up! LISA STOP IT!
(Lisa wakes up.)
Lisa: Wah…why am I on top of you?
Makenshi: YOU WERE ACTING OUT ONE OF YOUR SEX FANTASIES ON ME!
Lisa: What! I really went that far in my dream?
Makenshi: Yes! I was hard not to touch you! But I controlled myself!
Lisa: Thank you…you are a true gentleman. I like that. (caresses Makenshi's shoulder.)
Makenshi: What are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, sorry, I must be a little heated from that dream.
Makenshi: I can say that!
Lisa: So you know I like Kaze, but…
Makenshi: Yes?
Lisa: I like you too.
Makenshi: What?
Lisa: Yes, I like you both.
Lisa: Kaze has the sexiness and you are a gentleman, what to do?
Makenshi: I don't know. But I want to go back to sleep.
Lisa: Right…may I cuddle with you?
Makenshi: (blushes.) I guess…
Lisa: Thank you. (grabs Makenshi's arm and puts head on it.)
(Makenshi and Lisa fall asleep together till the morning.)
TO BE CONTINUED IN MY NEW STORY: YIN AND YANG!