Tonight's Episode: Ham On Rye Hold The Mayor

It was morning at Doof 'N' Puss's apartment

"You know in the future we won't sit and read newspapers in the morning." Dr. Doofenshmirtz told his partner. "Instead giant robots will control us in human death matches. Well that gives us something to look forward to."

Meanwhile Perry The Platypus was pulling out cards when R.I.C.K. showed up and greeted them.

"Morning team."

"What's up Ricky."

"Grr."

"I've detected some strange out of character behavior from our mayor recently, which has me concerned." R.I.C.K told them before showing them a video. "Here he is from a news report a year ago. Notice how he waves. It goes side to side see, again side to side." He pointed out before showing them other footage. "Now here's footage from just two days ago. Now watch see, his hand goes up, and then he...transforms into a wolf with fiery red eyes and runs howling into the misty night." R.I.C.K. finished.

"Now that you mention it that is unusual for him." Dr. Doofenshmirtz agreed with him.

"We've got to, somehow get close to the mayor and find out what's going on." R.I.C.K. told them.

"We're gonna need a turban and a wig." Dr. Doofenshmirtz told his partners. "And while I'm out I'm gonna pick up some donuts and bagels. Anyone else want anything?"

"Grr." Perry The Platypus said.

"One Chocolate Frappuccino it is." Doofenshmirtz agreed.

Later it was 9:00 AM at City Hall

"Thank you for auditioning, but we're looking for something a little more dazzling for the mayor's ball." The Mayor told them.

Doof 'N' Puss were currently disguised as a magician and his assistant.

"No wait we can dazzle, we can." Doof told him.

"I will now saw the amazing Plata-Dini in half." He said as he began doing it. "See platypuses they're like butter."

Suddenly the mayor's secretary showed up and handed him a photo.

"Mayor we got this surveillance photo from the costume from the costume shop."

"It's Doof 'N' Puss." The Mayor said as he examined the photo.

"And now platy-pa-dabra." Doofenshmirtz said completely oblivious to The Mayor's discovery.

"Oh very impressive," The Mayor started. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry The Platypus."

Our heroes new their cover was blown.

"Now it's my turn to make you disappear." The Mayor said before pushing a button.

Ninjas appeared.

"Oh No, The Ninja Security Tag Force." Doof stated (AN: B/C vampires were to far fetched for even Phineas and Ferb.) "I hate these guys."

Doof Stareted fighting one. Perry's 2 halves also joined the battle.

"Wow, he's good." One ninja said to another.

The other one charged but Perry punched him away.

The chaos scuffled and then ended as our heroes were backed into a corner.

"I picked a bad day to stop carrying highly explosive throwing stars." Doof said to Puss.

We now return to, Doof 'N' Puss.

The two were currently tied up in a storage closet.

"Well what did you expect, it was like twenty of them against one and two halves of us." Doofenshmirtz told Perry as they struggled to get free.

Suddenly they heard grunting. It was The Mayor tied up.

"Look it's The Mayor, get him." Doof ordered.

He started tackling The Mayor then came to a halt.

"Oh knocked it off." The Mayor told him. "I'm the real mayor. That other guy is The Shapeshifter, posing as me."

"You know that's funny even while I was attacking you, I was thinking why did he tie himself up in a dark closet with us? What what kind of a plan is that?"

"Grr."

They looked at Perry who was now free.

"Oh you freed yourself with your amazing magician skills." He gave them a thumbs up because he really did use those skills.

"Grr?" Perry asked The Mayor as he freed them.

"I've been here for 3 days now." Roger answered.

"So what's Shapeshifter's plan?" Doofenshmirtz asked him.

"He plans on making laws that will give him and his ninjas control over everything." He explained. "If he succeeds it's game over for everyone."

"Grr!" Perry grumbled.

"You're right. We have to stop him." Dr. Doofenshmirtz agreed.

"And with me free he can't use my power against you." Roger told them. "Let's go."

Later during The Mayor's Ball.

"And now," spoke The Secretary. "To present his new pro ninja security laws. The totally, for real, Mayor."

Suddenly DNP along with R.I.C.K. and the real Mayor appeared.

"Freeze, Punk Fake Mayor Guy." Doof demanded.

"How did you two get out of the closet?" The imposter asked.

"Grr." Perry explained his skill.

"And we also have the real Mayor with us Shapeshifter." Doofenshmirtz revealed. Everyone gasped.

"Grr." Perry told him that he was sunk and to give up.

"You want me." The Shapeshifter started "You come get me." He then transformed into a giant pink hideous monster.

"Oh you have gotta be kidding me."Doofenshmirtz said.

"Grr." Perry told him an idea.

"You think it will work?" Doofenshmirtz asked his platypus partner.

"It's the only plan we got." R.I.C.K. told Doof.

Soon R.I.C.K. and Doof charged at the shapeshifter and began fighting.

R.I.C.K. changed into his robot form which consisted of a monitor head a robot body and stretchable arms.

He tried wrapping his arms around Shapeshifter it worked for a bit but then he threw him off.

"Do you fools actually think you can defeat me!?" The Shapeshifter rhetorically asked them.

"Yes, yes we do!" Doof answered.

"We'll between the three of you I don't see any-" He started before realizing something. "Hey. Where's Perry?" He wondered.

Unbeknownst to Shapeshifter Perry was on his back with a taser device and planted it on him. He then pressed a button before jumping off which activated it.

"AHHHHHH!" The Shapeshifter screamed. Suddenly his body began melting and he reverted back into a human. It was none other then, Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein.

"Oh no my formula wore off. I must drink my spare." He pulled out a vial with a magenta liquid in it and was just about to drink it when Perry threw his hat at it like boomerang which caused him to drop it and it fell to the floor.

"It's over Rodney. Next stop O.W.C.A. Prison." Heinz told him.

The police arrived and took Rodney away.

"Thank you Doof 'N' Puss, you too R.I.C.K." The Mayor told them. "You've saved the city once again."

"All in a days work for Doof 'N' Puss." R.I.C.K. told The Mayor.

Later the team arrived home.

"Well with Rodney back in jail things should be pretty quiet now on." Doof said.

"Grr." Puss agreed.

"Well goodnight boys." R.I.C.K. said as he switched to sleep mode.

"Goodnight team."

"Grr."

DNP said as they got ready for bed.

THE END