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Chappy 3: Mmm… fish or something

"What was that?" Miroku asked. Everyone finds the source.

"Look either I get food or I'm outta here" Homer grumbled.

"So is there a restaurant nearby?" Marge asked casually.

"Mom, we're in feudal Japan. There aren't any restaurants" Lisa said, tugging Marge's dress.

"Shops?" Lisa shook her head and sight but then turned to Kagome.

"Is there a river nearby with fish or something?"

"Mmm… fish or something" Homer drooled.

"Yeah follow me. Do you know how to fish?"

"I'd rather not, being a vegetarian"

"We have vegetables at home I can go get some"

"Thanks" Kagome then jumped into the well.

"COOL! She lives in a well!" Bart yelled in excitement. Lisa slapped her head,

"Bart, you idiot. She's going to her own time"

"Eh?" Bart asked, confused.

"Forget it"

"Meanwhile let's get some fish"

A while later:

"Wow! The water's so clean and clear" Lisa exclaimed.

"Yeah, the lake in Springfield's been contaminated by nuclear waste" Bart sniggered.

"Bart! I never knew you knew such a long word!" Bart and Homer completely ignore Lisa and start cheering

"USA! USA! USA!" shaking their fists in the air.

"What a bunch of idiots" Lisa sighed.

"Are they always like this?" Sango asked, worried slightly.

"You have no idea" Lisa replied. Meanwhile Marge was trying to start a conversation so started with Miroku,

"So uhh Miroku, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a monk"

"A lecher sounds more realistic" Sango muttered under her breath.

"Did you say something?" Miroku asked, glancing at Sango.

"Oh nothing"

"Anyway, as I was saying I'm a monk and I do exorcism and travel with Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Kirara"

"A monk?" Lisa asked, suddenly interested "Do you meditate? I must be so cool to be a monk! Buddhist right?" Miroku nodded and opened his mouth to say something but Sango butts in,

"I wouldn't take every word he says for account"

"Shippo and Kirara?" Marge asked feeling left out.

"Kirara! Come meet the Simpsons!" Sango called out. Kirara then ran from the woods to Sango. Lisa ran up to him quickly.

"You're sooooooooooooooo cute!" She stroked him "Yes you are, yes you are"

"Lisa, Lisa! He has 2 tails!" Lisa seemed to ignore Marge because of how cute she thought Kirara was.

"Yes well…" Sango said slowly.

"Where's Shippo?" Miroku asked just as Shippo came from the woods looking for Kirara.

"Ahh! There you are Kirara!" He looked up and noticed Marge, Maggie and Lisa. "AGH! Who are these demons?"

"They're not demons, they're… friends" Sango said politely.

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End of Chappy