Chappy 4: A disappearance

"Hey, where's Homer?" Bart asked. Homer was no where to be seen.

"Another trip ruined" Lisa sighed, shaking her head sadly. Kagome enters in on her bike with a bag full of veggie stuff.

"That looks great but I think we should find Dad first" Lisa said, "He's 'mysteriously' disappeared"

"Really? How? What are we gonna do?"

"Don't worry, he probably smelt some food or something" Bart said in an 'I don't care' kind of voice.

"I'm sure he'll be back soon" Marge sighed.

"I still think we should look for him. It's dangerous round here" Kagome added, "Inuyasha, can you pick up his scent?"

Inuyasha begins sniffing around.

"Eww… what smells like… like I don't know what?" He chocked.

"That'll be him" Lisa said sadly.

"And I'm supposed to follow this?"

"Can't you?" Kagome asked.

"It smells like ten times worse than Naraku!"

"Just try" Kagome said doing puppy dog eyes. Inuyasha sighed and began following the scent but coughing at points where it gets bad. Everyone followed him.

"I sense his jewel shard"

"Finally I can stop smelling this" Inuyasha got up and breathed fresh air.

"Look, I don't know what you and the dog boy" Inuyasha glares at Bart "are doing but it's starting to get slightly creepy"

Just as Bart said that it started to rain.

"What a perfect day ruined" Miroku said somewhat happy, "Now I must keep myself company other ways" He did a pretend sigh/sad look but then his hand twitched. Sango reaches for her hiraikotsu,

"Think about it and you might not see the rain end" Miroku backs away afraid.

"Oh no! Maggie's super-absorbent diapers" Maggie's diapers absorb the rain and become really big. Marge has to result to changing her diapers to a… err large piece of cloth.

"Shouldn't we be concentrating more on Dad's whereabouts?" Lisa interrupted everyone.

"Yes, much more" Sango agreed.

"Naraku's scent" Inuyasha stopped everyone.

"Who?" Bart asked.

"The youkai who destroyed nearly all of their lives" Shippo told The Simpsons.

"YOU CAN TALK? HOW CUTE!" Lisa squealed. Shippo did shifty eyes.

"I bet Naraku's after your shards" Sango said. Kagome nodded.

"You know, maybe you should give us your shards" Inuyasha said.

"B-b-but I've had this for as long as I remember!" Lisa said protectively.

"And they look so good on me, yet so cheap" Marge agreed. Maggie made a sucking sound with her pacifier.

"I'll give it to you for 10 bucks!" Bart grinned. Inu group gave him a very confused look.

"He means $10 which would be about 1107 yen" Lisa said casually.

"But we don't have enough money on us" Miroku whined.

"Miroku… WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MONEY?" Kagome screamed.

"Erm well… ehehe I umm kinda lost it" Miroku laughed nervously, backing away.

"YOU LOST IT!"

"Sango, help me" Miroku nudged

"BAKA! How the heck did you lose our money, Mr I-can-make-loads-of-money?" Sango shouted.

"That's beside the point, why do we have to pay for it?" Miroku said, trying to change the subject.

"Because otherwise you won't get this precious shard of yours" Bart teased.

"Look, if you give it to us I'll give you something you won't regret" Kagome tempted Bart.

"Why do you want these shards so much?" Marge asked, concerned about the sanity of these people (a/n: had to put that) Kagome gave them a long and boring explanation of why and yadayada.

"Just forget about it you can try later" Shippo sighed.

"We should hurry if Naraku's involved" Inuyasha said.

"Inuyasha and I will go ahead. How many people can Kirara carry?" Kagome just said.

"We'll see when it gets to heavy, Kirara!" Sango said calmly. Kirara turns into that big fire type flying Kirara. The Simpsons just stare with their mouths open.

"OK climb on" Sango told them.

"I don't think he would like someone on his back all day" Lisa said in her animal friendly voice but Marge, Maggie and Bart get on after Sango and Miroku.

"Kirara, can you hold another person?" Sango asked even though she knew the answer was no.

"Don't worry, Lisa can ride me!" Shippo said happily.

"Really? How?" Lisa asked, confused. Shippo turns into that pink balloon thingy.

"This is so exciting. It's just like…"Lisa rambled as she got on. They go ahead until they bump into a barrier.

"Now I'm certain Naraku's up to his devious tricks here" Inuyasha said.

"A barrier? Is this scientifically possible?" Lisa asked.

"Cool! A barrier!" Bart exclaimed.

"Now what?" Sango asked.

"I break it with the Tetsuiga!" Inuyasha said proudly.

"Show off!" Kagome muttered as she got off Inuyasha.

"I don't see you doing anything useful"

"Inuyaaaaaaaaaaaasha…" Kagome threatened.

"No, no never mind. Forget I said anything" Inuyasha said nervously.

"Osuwari!"

CRASH!

"W-w-why?"

"COOL! That's like voodoo!" Bart said getting excited.

"Err, not really"

"Can I smash this damn barrier down yet?" Inuyasha said when he got up/

"Fine, whatever"

Inuyasha took his Tetsuiga out and made it go red or whatever and broke the barrier (i.e. loud noise/ BANG!)

"That's just like my video game!" Bart said going into fantasy about the game. They just carried on walking, dragging Bart along.

"It seems OK but something's not right. There's usually a feeling of danger at this point" Inuyasha said concerned.

"Well we'd better hurry" Miroku said. They all get on Kirara, etc. and go.

"This is so booooooring. Where's all the action like before?" Bart whined.

"And you're not even the least bit excited about riding on a demon fire cat that flies and has two tails?" Sango asked, "This kid's so strange"

"Meh" Bart shrugged.

"He's such a critic" Sango muttered.

BANG!

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Whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was a long chapter. My fingers hurt from all that typing. Oh well. See ya