Chappy 5: Pointless, pathetic battles

"What was that?" Kagome asked.

"Please be excitement, please be excitement" Bart closed his eyes crossed his fingers in hope.

"It sounded like an explosion" Lisa commented. They all hurry to the source.

"S-Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Here we go again" Miroku sighed.

"What do you want?" Sesshomaru snarled.

"What do you think?" Inuyasha threatened.

BIG ARGUMENT/FIGHT

Kagome did shifty eyes.

"Why are they fighting?" Lisa asked.

"They're half-brothers" Kagome sighed.

"So shouldn't they be happy to see each other?" Lisa asked getting really confused.

"Do they look happy?"

"Umm no"

"Now here's the action I've been looking for" Bart said excited.

"When are we going to fine my Homey?" Marge asked everyone.

"Of course, Inuyasha! Sesshomaru! HURRY UP!" Kagome exclaimed. Neither of them seem to notice Kagome.

"Inuyasha! Hurry up or I'll say the word!" Kagome threatened. Instantly Inuyasha comes to Kagome.

"We'll finish this off later, Sesshomaru" Inuyasha called off.

"Running away from a fight, how cowardly" Sesshomaru stated as he walked off.

"Oh yeah? We'll see about that" Inuyasha began to take Tetsuiga out again.

"Inuyaaaaasha…"

"Grrr! Look, when the rematch comes you'll be sorry" Inuyasha said. Sesshomaru just carried on walking away.

"Finally" Kagome grinned.

"And it was just getting to the good bit!" Bart whined. Lisa sighed. They just carry on as before until Kagura comes in.

"What the…?" Kagura stared at the Simpsons, "What are those yellow things?"

"Hey! I like my skin the way it is!" Lisa protested.

"So you can talk? That makes it even more fun" Kagura grinned evilly.

"What's with this freak?" Bart asked.

"You'll die for that! Dance of the Blades!"

"BART!" Marge screamed. She somehow manages to save him. (i.e. like when she saved Lisa from the volcano eruption!) Bart just had a confused look of complete confusion.

"Simpsons, get out of the way, you could get hurt" Kagome called.

"But then we'll miss the action!" Bart whined again.

"Who is this kid?" Kagome thought as she had a sweat drop thingy.

"moron" Lisa thought before she said, "Bart, just come" and dragged him along the ground.

"Kaze no Kisu!" Inuyasha shouted along with his sword striking mid air because Kagura dodged it so easily.

"Isn't there something we can do? Hey where'd she go?" Lisa asked

"They're fighting" Shippo said.

"Then why aren't you?" Bart asked, eying Shippo.

"Hey! I'm just a kid" Shippo protested.

" Aww… you are so cute!" Lisa said in a baby voice and began to play with Shippo as if he was one of her Malibu Stacey dolls.

"This is soooooooooo boring" Bart groaned.

"I'm sorry Bart but if we go out there we might get killed" Marge told him.

"Cool!" Bart said as he ran off to them.

"Bart! NOOOO!" She shouted after him.

BANG! Bart comes running back screaming and flailing his hands in the air.

"Baby" Lisa commented which resulted in a stupid fight between Bart and Lisa.

"Stop it you two" Marge dragged them apart.

"She started it!"

"No he did!"

Marge sighed.

After a long battle with Kagura consisting of Kaze no Kisus, failed Kazaanas, waspy things, a Hiraikotsu, arrows and dances of whatever Kagura flew away on her cool feathery thing.

"Well this has been a great bawl for nothing" Miroku said pointlessly.

"What about Dad?" Lisa asked.

"Oh yeah, of course" Miroku said – he seemed to have completely forgotten.

"We might still be able to catch up with her" Lisa said.

"WHY have we not tried that before?" Inuyasha asked annoyed.

"Don't look at me" Kagome said as they all went and followed her quickly.

"That was TOO EASY! HOW COME WE'VE NEVER TRIED THAT BEFORE!" Inuyasha shouted. Kagome just laughed nervously and backed away.

"What are they? 15? They're acting like 3 year olds!" Lisa thought.

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OK they may have tried chasing after the cool feathery thing but who the heck cares.

Well that's the end of that chapter (oooo! That sounds like remember the Simpsons eppy where there's the TV program about a cop guy called Homer Simpson! Didn't he say that at the beginning? Oh that was funny... –drifts into fantasy-)