2 hours later
Same day
"I thought you said we only had the one meeting today!" Fury protested as they all sat in Mustang's office.
"Yes. Well since we're waiting on those reports… why did I have to send that ditz of a secretary!" Mustang yelled and slammed his fist on the desk.
"Easy on the desk sir. I'll go see what she is doing. Probably her makeup."
"Or another officer." Roy muttered darkly. Riza smacked him upside the head.
"SIR! That is uncalled for, but you gave her job instead of…"
"Hawkeye! You're above file fetching and you know it! Now how was everyone's weekend?" Roy asked changing the subject, before it got uncomfortable. Everybody shrugged, but Hughes who was dancing in his seat.
"Maes you seem to be the only one who has enthusiasm so do share it." Roy waved his hand and Hughes cleared his throat.
"It all started when a… splish splash I was takin a bath,
Long about a Saturday night,
A rub dub just relaxin' in the tub thinkin' everything was alright," Mustang put his head in his hands, great another in depth Hughes and Grace romance. Hughes kept going.
"Well I stepped out the tub and put my feet on the floor,
I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door,
And then a splish splash I jumped back in the bath,
Well how as I to know there was a party goin' on?" Hughes shrugged and went on despite the shocked and or hidden faces.
"They was a splishin' and a splashing, reeling with the feeling!
Moving and a grooving,
Rockin' and a rollin',
Yeah, yeah!" Hughes had now started a disturbing little twist style dance and Roy looked like he was going to explode or die laughing. Riza just blinked.
"Bing bang I saw the whole gang,
Dancing on my living room rug,
A flip flop they was doin' the bop,
All teens had their dancing on,
Well there was Peggy Sue and good golly Ms…"
"ENOUGH… The secretary is here. Come in here sweet thang." Roy pinned on his playboy smile and the woman hurried up to his desk and set the files down, carefully making sure that everything under the low collar of her top was visible. Riza rolled her eyes, as Roy winked at her and she went about her little way. Riza picked up the file the woman had brought with the intention to give it to Roy, or knock him back to his senses with it.
"Now… Riza why don't you lead this meeting, from… right… there…" Roy motioned to a position directly in front of his desk. Riza walked to where he had instructed and clearing her throat began.
"These reports show the recent events occurring in the further reaches of the military's holdings, as I am sure you are all aware…" Riza continued on not really paying attention to what she was saying. This was going to be a long meeting, very long indeed.