I, EMC, do NOT own Hellsing or the parody of The Cell Block Tango. The Alucard Block Tango, parody of The Cell Block Tango, belongs to Neogami. Yay Neogami!

Last Time on Innocence is Blindness: His jaw was almost on the floor, and he was paler than usual, he was so surprised. Then he remembered the glance between the guests and put two and two together. They were trying to play matchmaker, and he had just inevitably ruined their plan.

Chapter III: And It Begins

To begin this part of our tale, a few of the protagonists of our story – Integra, Alucard, Shannon, and Cassarah – were sitting on the floor, talking about what they could to kill of some time.

"We could find Toto and seek revenge," Alucard spoke aloud, his hate for the dog still running high.

"Nah," Integra replied, shaking her head. "Thanks to him, I own you, plus that'd take WAY too long."

Shannon nodded, her face brightening. "How 'bouts a game marathon!"

"Yeah!" Cassarah applauded her friend, "But what would we play…? The only things I can think of are State Ten Truths and Blackmail…"

Integra snapped her fingers and had an expression that some would have mistaken for having a solution to end world hunger. "Ooh! Ooh! We could also play Chug-a-Lug and Chicken!"

Shannon answered with, "Or I Never! That game is the shit!"

While Shannon, Integra, Alucard, and Cassarah were talking and planning their game marathon, they heard a BANG! sound, and saw dust and debris fly into the hallway. After about ten minutes - during which all of them were staring at the wall, sweat-dropping - a young girl with really pretty orange-ish colored hair, blue eyes, and pale skin wearing an anime-styled maid outfit scrambled through a hole in one of the walls. "Hello," she muttered, then with a sudden boost of confidence, added frankly, "My name is Seras Victoria...and I do believe I just blew up one of the walls whilst attempting to cook."

"And Miss Integra says I'm a bad cook," Alu mumbled, then found himself rolling on the floor with laughter.

"Miss Victoria, how many times must I tell you to never attempt to cook?" An elderly man with a ponytail, cool-looking monocle, and a semi-formal outfit strode into the room. "My apologies, madam," he bowed, "I tried to stop her, and well..." he gestured to the wall, "you know how that went..."

Integra laughed. "It's all right Walter. Say, while you two are here, why don't you two participate in this game marathon we're about to start?"

It was at that point that there was another bang. "Here I AM!" a man in a green shirt and a pair of denim blue jeans with red hair and green eyes randomly glomped Seras Victoria. To Alu and the two guests, he yelled, "The one and only Captain Pip Bernedette is at your service! Now, what were you saying about a game marathon, Sir Hellsing?"

Cassarah and Shannon hurriedly explained how they came up with the idea of the game marathon, and were stuck at choosing what to play first.

"If I may suggest," Seras responded, her face flaring, "how about a nice game of Chicken to start us off?"

Complying with the maid's suggestion, everyone present left the room to change into their bathing suits and grab their towels…

The group met back at the HUGE swimming pool of the Hellsing family. Before they could play the game, however, teams were to be decided.

"I'll partner with Miss Victoria!" Pip shouted, glomping her yet again. Seras blushed at this, but she hesitantly glomped him back.

Integra and Shannon had a stare-down. Finally giving in, Shannon laughed and said, "You know you want to. Plus, referees get a better view!"

Alucard felt something touch his forearm. "Er…would you care to be my partner in combat?" Integra looked up at her servant, who suddenly noticed how pretty her blue eyes were, even though they were concealed behind those glasses. He also noticed his master's blond hair and how the sun hit it at just the right angle.

"Yes, Miss Integra, I will be your partner in combat."

Walter coughed and tapped Cassarah on the shoulder, offering his hand when she turned. Taking it, Cassarah smiled as she was led to the pool's steps, confirming with Shannon who the teams were.
Shannon cleared her throat. "ATTENTION! The first match of the game is as follows: Seras Victoria and Pip Bernedette versus Walter and Cassarah! Would the said teams please get into the water now?"

The four people called got into the water. Seras sat on Pip's shoulders just as Cassarah was sitting on Walter's. And with the sound of 'Chicken!' the competition began. It appeared that Pip and Walter were evenly matched, and Cassarah was overpowering Seras…

SPLASH. Down went Seras and Pip into the water, Seras grabbing Pip for support as they came up. Cassarah and Walter cheered whole-heartedly, then Cassarah stood on Walter's shoulders and jumped into the water.

After the first two teams were dried off, Cassarah had to announce that it was Alucard and Integra versus Shannon and one of the knights that she had picked before they started.

Obviously, Alucard and Integra ruled. Shannon was dropped into the water, and when she hit, she huggled Alu. Integra glared evilly, but was snapped from her reverie when the announcement came for the final elimination match: Cassarah and Walter versus Alucard and Integra. When five minutes passed, Walter let go of Alu's hands, grabbed Cassarah's feet, then dropped into the light blue liquid.

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When everyone was inside, dried off and changed into their pajamas, Cassarah and Walter shared a grin. "Why don't we play a little game called Truth or Dare…?" both voices came in unison.

Alucard revealed his fangs, which caused Shannon to glomp him once more. Not only did Shannon glomp him, oh no, she was cuddling him. Naturally, Integra looked like she was about to explode when she surprised herself with the phrase….

"Bring it on."