So they took the number 9 to the center of a creepy forest (dear reader this story will have many forest, makes you just long for a mini mall doesn't it?). Nothing much happened on the bus. They played I spy, Walker got slapped by a woman he tried to hit on and one of the hobbits fell in an oily puddle whilst getting off the bus. He was heroically rescued by walker who smiled that smile that goes TING and flourished his sword theatrically, making the others role there eyes.
2 days later
"We're lost" Pam whined. "Dodo, I'm bored."
"I know Pam, my feet hurt and my burden is so heavy" Dodo replied wearily.
Pam brightened. "I can I give you a foot rub?" He asked hopefully.
"Ummm no", Dodo responded.
"Awwww, at least let me carry your bag"
"Thanks Pam" Dodo said, handing Pam his heavy rucksack.
"and that shirt looks heavy to" Pam said, ever hopeful.
"Nice try Pam" Dodo said, giggling. Wait a second thought Dodo, 'Since when do I giggle? Shit!'
'Damn' thought Pam.
"Now, I swear we walked past that ginger bread house before" said Blondelas.
"Yup" the others replied.
"Lets stop and ask for directions" Pipi said.
"Never!" Walker cried and charged forwards, until he saw a squirrel, sauntering up to it he started to talk.
"What's he saying?" Dodo asked Gimi.
"Do I look like I speak squirrel?" Gimi answered slightly annoyed.
"How about you Blondelas, do you know what he's saying?"
"All I can say in squirrel is - squeekysqueekensqueeketysqeeksqueek.." said Blondelas.
"What does that mean?" Pam asked.
"It translates as- I insulted Zelda whilst walking past a LAN cafe and was beaten half to death by nerds with replica light sabers, please call the authorities!"
The others stared
Blondelas blushed, "it happens" he said darkly.
The others shivered and watched the squirrel slap Walker.
"Oowwww shot down again" Dodo said sympathetically.
"God, why is the man so dammed horny all the time? Pipi asked.
"I think he has been on the road way to long. Never trust those heroic types when they aren't getting laid." Pam said.
They went quiet as Walker walked back, looking dejected.
"Did you get directions?" Dodo asked.
"No", said Walker sulkily.
Just then something blurred past them, and came running back at a speed thought impossible to those who had never traveled past light speed (warp 5.5 at least).
It turned out to be neither a bird or a plane but a nervous looking middle aged man.
"Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit..." he repeated "Any of you guys know a florist that's open?"
"What's up?" the wizard asked.
"Where the fuck did you come from?" A stunned Dodo asked the wizard.
"Shut up and stop pointing out plot holes" he replied angrily.
The man kept repeating his mantra of "ohshitohshitohshit..."
"What's up?" Pipi asked.
"I need flowers for my lady" the man said nervously.
"Lady?" Pam asked.
"My wife, I totally forgot my anniversary." He said sinking down onto the nearest moss covered bolder.
"Ouch" the guy chorused sympathetically.
"15 years" he sobbed "and now she's gonna kill me!"
"Its ok" The wizard said, "I have a cunning plan."
Dodo tried to run, but found himself in Grandalf's vice like grip
"Adventure calls my dear hobbit" he said smiling, his eyes twinkled merrily and he laughed.
Dodo tried not to shit himself.