"How long have we been walking for?" Merry asked. "I mean since the crazy guy with the stick and the jello and the screaming."
They looked at him. "What the hell merry!" Pipi asked.
"Well I was gonna you know, an then an an" he faded into silence under there stares. "Never mind" he said quietly.
"Well It is getting dark" Pam said. "Maybe we should make camp?"
"hmmmm" Grandalf said "who votes to camp here for the night?"
Every one put up ther hands, except Harry who was told his vote didn't count.
"Bloody stupid fellowship" he mummbled, "In my posse I'm boss.an we always get things done! I've vanquished more evil than these clowns..." Harry continued muttering unhappily, but they ignored him.
Now it was decided that they'd be makeing camp Grandalf started giving out orders. "Ok Gimi and Blondelas you go get the fire wood, Harry you make the tea, pam you cook, Dodo you go look all brooding and heroic over there..."
"Awww no fair" whined walker, "thats my act!"
"...Fine" The wizzard continued "Walker you go look brooding and heroic somewhere else, Merri and Pipi put up the tents."
"What tents" Pipi asked. Grandalf reached behind his back and produced four tents and held them out wordlessly.
How the hell does he keep doing that thought Pipi.
And with that they went about thier tasks, Walker searching for the best light to be brooding and herroic in, Pam cooking (badly), Harry whineing and makeing awful tea etc.
When all tasks were accomplished,they sat infront of the fire and discussed sleeping arrangements
I'm not sleeping with that elf! Gimi announced.
"Sure your not" Walker muttered.
"No one asked you to." Grandalf said, pretending not to have heard walker.
"Fine" said Gimi, "I'll share a damn tent with him."
Blondelas was at this point playing with his hair and not listening, That was until Gimi dragged him into the tent muttering how unjust it was that he had to share with elves.
"Riiiite" said Grandalf
Grandalf looked at Harry and said quietly. "Ummmm can you put a sound proofing charm on that tent" he said gesturing to tent Gimi had just entered. "As part of your work experience."
Harry kept his face blank and quickly cast the charm.
"Thank you" Grandalf said "...So we have four tents Gimi an Blondelas share one, Pam an Dodo share one, Merri an Pipi share , Walker sleeps alone." They all nodded solemly. " disappear to look all misterious and Harry stays up all night and word proccesses my notes on my laptop ... aggreed?"
"yeh sure" they said, accept Harry who once again wasn't allowed to vote.
That night dodo dreamed nine shadowy figures followed him,whether they were male or female, or even human he couldn't be sure.Only that they were fearsome and evil. He sat like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a truck as one reached out a hand and let out a fearful scream "awwwwwwwwww he's so cute."
A second scream woke everyone up. They rushed outside to where harry was being given a stern talking to by Grandalf.
"So when I said word proccess my notes you heard me say fill my hard drive with porn!"
Harry looked at his feet "ummmm."
"And this, fan fiction- You and Draco malfoy,Draco's love slave, Harry an Draco go to the beach-part five, Harry and Dracos slasshy night in...I mean what the hell, why do you write this stuff!"
Harry looked sheepish.
Grandalf opened one of the files, his face paled and he closed the laptop.
Just then harry was saved by the apperance of an evil looking man who looked part evil snake, part evil meglomaniac and ,part insane lawyer (who was evil).
I have you this time Jotter, you must die!"
"Ummm... so sorry Jeff, it's kind of a bad time" Harry said.
"ohh sorry,it's OK,I understand." The guy replied he seemed slightly upset.
"Oh don't be like that,it's just im kinda busy. I should have told you i wasn't on my regular class time table this week." Harry sounded guilty.
"No no,its ok"
"Thanks" said harry, "can we reschecule?"
"Hhmmm well call me when your free ok?"
"Sure" harry seemed more upbeat now.
Grandalf coughed discretly.
"Oh yeh,sorry" said Harry. "Guys this is he who's name is tricky to spell, he's been trying to kill me since I was a baby. I call him Jeff ."
"hi" the guys chourosed.
"and this is where im doing work experience,this is blondelas..."
"Don't you think i have amazing hair?" blondelas asked him.
"...this is gimi..."
"I have an axe"
"...pam..."
"love the look,the robe works wonderfully with you eyes very evil, very scarey,so this season"
"...dodo..."
"Hi"
"...pipi..."
"y0 I)III)3"
"...meri..."
"sup"
"... grandalf..."
"we've met said grandalf, avoiding eye contact"
"...and walker"
"sooo, you look like a very powerful dark lord, what you doing later?"
"riiiiite."
Jeff looked round. Well nice to met you all but I have to go, ludicrous bitches if im out to late.
"Oh" said Grandalf bitterly, "how is old ludy?"
"Not now Grandalf" he said quietly, before cherfully wishing them all good bye and disappearing in a puff of smoke.
The others shrugged, they were getting used to this weirdness.
"Well" said Dodo, "whats on the agenda for today."
Grandalf pointed to a letter box in a tree.
"See that" he asked. "We've fond the home of Gllllllllllllllllllladrielllll."