Disclaimer:I own nothing. except the plot. obviously. it doesn't seem good enough for jk rowling to write it. does it? don't lie to me.

Chapter 1

This chapter is just to help you figure out the couples and stuff like that.

Bill Weasly + Fleur Decleur(hoped i spelled it right)

Charlie Weasly + Chelsea Lovegood

Fred Weasly + Angelina Johnson

George Weasly + Alicia Spinnet

Ron Weasly + Hermione Granger

Harry Potter + Ginny Weasly

Neville Longbottom + Luna Lovegood

Tonks + Lupin

Just to clear things Luna and Chelsea are sisters if you haven't already figured it out. That means that all the Weaslys, Harry, and Neville are related to the Lovegoods. See now everyone's related. Pretty smart, eh? They're one big happy family. Also Percy is married to Penelope Clearwater, but being the right foul git he is, or in the terms of and American, such as myself, he's a stupid, idotic, stupid #$#&$&#! anyway where was I? Oh. Yes. The faimly never hears from him again except for the occasional note from Penelope saying that she's very close to getting Percy to come for the holidays, otherwise she comes with her children alone for the holidays.