Forget A is for apple!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha……it hurts to say OR write that….
Tigerkougra: I haven't been on in a while and I've updated my other fics rather quick, so I soon found myself with nothing to do.This fic was originally going to be a one shot but I thought "what the heck?" and did a chappie for Sesshy :D Thank you to all who reviewed the last chapter.
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Sesshoumaru looked around the grand finely decorated room of his palace, he sighed in frustration and boredom, Jaken was teaching Rin the alphabet but it was not going well.
"Okay Rin again! S- is for…" the imp toad thing said in his annoying voice,
"Sesshoumaru-sama?" Rin replied, "No you stupid girl! look at the card! Does the great Youkai lord look like a snake to you?"
"N-no…" Rin whimpered, her eyes brimming with tears, that was it! Sesshoumaru had had it with that annoying vile creature! Sesshoumaru got up and strode across the room, he stopped in front of the baka that was the cause of his annoyance and towered over the quivering creature all the while giving one of his "I-am-Sesshoumaru-Great-Youkai-Lord-Of-The-Western-Lands-and-you-will-die" glares.
Then in the blink of an eye Jaken was outside the room and curled up into a ball of agony with the door being slammed in his face.
After slamming the door Sesshoumaru gently picked up Rin and set her down on a cushion. Then he strode over to a desk and opened a draw in it, he grabbed a paper and pen, sat down in the chair to the desk and motioned for Rin to come over to him. Once she came he picked her up again and set her in his lap.
He waited for her to get comfortable and then began to write.
A-is for annoying, because the pathetic toad is annoying as well as my half-breed brother, his wench, the perverted monk, the demon slayer, and the little fox and the cat demon who travel with them. And yes I do pay attention to the pathetic fools my half-breed brother travels with, well sometimes. They could be useful in getting the Tessaiga.
B-Is for…well I couldn't put what I want to put since Rin is reading this but I'll give you a clue: it's an insult directed at the half-breed.
C-is for calm and collected, both of which I am.
D-Is for d-.. Oh yes.. Once again I cannot put what I would like to put so will put destructive, again something which I am, also for Dokkasou aka my flowering poison claw :smirks: want a demonstration?
E- Is for enemy because my half-breed brother is my enemy… also for envy…he should be envious of me…:smirks:
F- Is for those annoying f- oops…..f is for fearsome because I am the most fearsome demon in the region…
G-Is for gentle because Rin is gentle :D
H- Is for handsome, because I, this Sesshoumaru am very handsome now back off fangirls Rin is in the room…you can see my six-pack later…mind you It's more than just a six-pack…..:grins:..its also for Hentai just like that monk but Rin is not to read this comment on the monk….
I- Is for Inu-baka, no explanation needed there…..or Inu-ba-oops as you can guess I was not going to put "baka" there…..that half-breed should be honoured I'm even mentioning him in my royal alphabet…also for InuTaiYoukai just like me:D
J- Is for…..i have a word but once again I cannot writeit here…
K- Is for Kitsune…..since I couldn't think of an insult to put here…
L- Is for…..no-I must not put it!...okay- L is for Love because I love Rin…and for all you people with your minds in the gutter clean up or die by my poison you fools!
M-Is for moron just like my half-breed brother….again another insult that suits him….
N-Is for ningens….all of them disgust me except Rin…Rin is special
O-Is for….damn…if you have an idea give me a note pathetic ningen reader!
P- Is for pathetic you know who this is directed at s don't look at me like that fools…
Q- Is for quiet because it's finally quiet now that that annoying fool Jaken is not here..
R- Is for Rin-chan!
S- is for yours truly :Wink: not just my name either but a word that describes me: sexy! Oops…best rub this out so Rin does not see….
T- Is for trash, again another insult directed at you-know-who…
U- Is for uncouth :D you know who again….
V- Is for vicious since I'm so vicious..
W-Is for "wow" you know you fangirls say it every time you see me!
X-is for…….tch I can't be bothered writing a word so intelligent that none of you fools will understand :glares:….
Y- Is for Youkai since I am a Youkai…
Z- Same explanation for x :glares:
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When he was finished and he had taught it to Rin, Sesshoumaru took her outside so she could play and once they bumped into Inuyasha and co Sesshoumaru couldn't help but smirk with pride as Rin gleefully recited EVERYTHING he had put on that paper.
The Inuyasha-Gumi felt as if they could of rolled over and died after Rin had finished reciting Sesshoumaru's version of the alphabet.