Disclaimer: the disclaimer is none existent….I hate them…oh wait…I could get a law suit…although I don't know what for 0.0; ok so I don't own Inuyasha…I do own a goldfish that believes it's a shark and tries to bite you if you put your finger anywhere near the tank….
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Inu daddy has his say….oh god…if his sons were that bad then it's going to be hell listening to who spawned them…..:takes out a bottle of vodka: I'm going toneed this…..
By some divine miracle or because of someone's wish to torture us, the famous Inu No Taisho (InuTaisho ,Inu-papa, fluffy's papa, Inu-daddy, the dude who is the reason we are blessed with that cool demon Sessh and Inuyasha of the lovely vocabulary…..you get the picture…) has learned of our current scheme of re-doing the alphabet and came all the from where ever it is dead demon lords go just to screw up the rhyme of the alphabet we all know and hate…here we go….
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A-Is for uh……arsenic?...I sometimes used that to get rid of lords I didn't like if I was to lazy to get up and use my swords :grins happily:
B-Is for….I'll give you a clue: the words aren't very nice and there is too many so I'll just put baka….or buta…..yum…pig…..I'm hungry…:pouts:
C-Is for cats…me no like cats….:pouts and grins stupidly:
D- Is for denial…..I tried to deny I had to deal with two wives and two demon children….hey wait I'm a demon…..
E- Is for energetic……I found out Sessh was energetic when he couldn't get what he wanted..like the swords :growls: I should have got neutered when I had the chance….
F- well you see f is the first letter of a word that I'm very fond of and that word is…………………………………………………………FIRE! Seriously! You wouldn't think I would curse now would you:blinks innocently then sighs at all the nods he receives :you're right I would but the authoress said that if I do she won't find me a wife that: would take a load of junk off of me, wasn't picky, 100 percent obedient and best of all no nagging or Pm- OW! Damn other wives….that hurt…what? oh no honey! babycakes! I wasn't talking about either you you honest :technical difficulties sign comes on as Inu-Taisho is beaten to death by two angry females…sucker…:
G- is for gangsta! I was a gangsta back in my day! Even though if I was still alive I would be still young…I was also a pimp :grins then sighs at unbelieving audience: I had two wives damn it! That should prove my point!
H-…..uh…don't know…I have a short attention span….. Does that count for something?
Is for Inu-Taisho! meeeeeeeeeee! It's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :gulps at glares sent his way: ok how about Inuyasha? My favourite son! The only brat that didn't complain or tried to kill me for some swords! Not that he could since he was a baby…oh yeah! I never paid child support…:shrugs: oh well sorry 'bout that Iyazoi but no hard feelings or need to beat me to a pulp….
J-is for jack- :THWACK: ow! Anyway Ryuukotessei is one and if I spelt that wrong I'm not stupid! I meant to do it because I hate him so there :pouts: I'm not stupid…and now I must ask you an importat question….:puppy eyes and pout: do I have many fangirls that worship me as there god?...:pouts with puppy eyes even bigger: Sessh and Inu do and I taught them how to be the ultimate pimps!
Look I have a chart on how many girls they have!
Sessh: Sara and that kawaii Rin…I might steal Rin…she's soooooooooo cute! (as a daughter of course im only a perv on full grown women! Plus Rin will be easy to raise she doesn't complain much :grins:)
Inu:Kagome and Kikyo…he plays 'em both pretty well! Almost to well!
Now some advice to my sons: Boys if you are reading this NEVER get married wives demand 100 commitment and demand just in general! IN FACT WOMEN DEMAND TOO MUCH FULL STOP!
K-I don't know what its for. If you have an idea give me a note! Oh wait…kuso! yay!
L- is for lust….i get two women lusting after me….i can't help it I'm like a strong sensual magnet to 'em……I hope I have fangirls that lust after me…then I can marry them all and become like one of those pharaohs with many wives to worship me….i even lust after myself sometimes! YES! I'M SUCH A SEXY BEAST!
M- is for marriage….i know aaaalllll about it :grins stupidly: I'm probably the worlds worst husband….yay! I'm a playa! I can't help it though….to think that my sons have more fics about each of them and I have like 50 or something….i didn't count….i can only go past 10 before I lose interest….i have the attention span of a 5 yr old I demand that authors focus on meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I look in the mirror and I see this sexy, handsome dog demon lord! If it wasn't for me Sessh and Inu wouldn't be here! Show some respect I'm not even old well okay maybe 700….but I'm young and sexy and…and…. there with my lovely hair (rhyme!) and my golden eyes and…I have 1 stripe on each cheek! Only I can boast having that and looking sexy! Well…Inu can too when he goes full youkai on someone's ….but I had it first! Plus only me and Rurouni Kenshin can pull having long hair permanently in a ponytail showing our pretty faces! Oh yeah and that Ray (Rei) dude from Beyblade…and me and Ken and Ray put our hair up in cool hair ties! GIVE ME FANGIRLS DAMN IT!
N- is for……nice? No..Wait NANDOS! I love their food :drools:
O- is for original I WAS THE ORIGINAL SEXY YOUKAI THAT SPAWNED TWO SEXY SONS DAMMIT!IM SEXY TOO!I'M NOT APPRECIATED :sobs: at least I would let my fan girls call me fluffy unlike Sessh! I have two fluffies! TWO FLUFFY THINGS…….oh wait they are tails….
P- Is for PI- OW! Damn it ABUSE! It describes me right now anyways seeing as though I can't say it….
Q- Is for…….quack…..0.0
R- Is for responsibility. Something which I believed I possessed until I got the second son…..it was bad enough Sessh was mine…..:gulps at glares sent by wives:
S- Is for SEXY!THATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
T- Is for Taishie….my fans can call me that if they want :smiles: and nods happy/maniac like…don't be alarmed its normal…:
U- Is for under aged….as in Iyazoi was under aged for anything but I still married :grins:
V-Is for…VODKA!
W- Is for women….my favourite subject!
X- Is for…..crud I don't know…oh yeah! The X-Factor! I got it! I got it good baby!
Y- Is for yes! I can get people screaming it just by being there :grins: and other things…I know…I'm such a pervert…..I'm sure none of you had your minds in the gutter though :smiles and winks:
Z- Is for….i really don't know this time….
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Inu-Taisho still demands more fans and I suggest you comply, he won't leave me the hell alone and he's starting to creep me out.