Intensive Care Unit InuTaisho…..

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and yet, sadly I still hear voices in my head…..

Tigerkougra: I thought I would devote this chapter to how InuTaisho dealt with the beating he got after the last chapter…..

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Inu-Taisho smiled grimly, he looked at the annoying machine beside him, for god's sake it wouldn't stop beeping! He didn't need to be constantly reminded that he had been beaten up by both his wives once again for A: being his perverted self and B: not paying child support for his youngest son. Well excuse him! He was dead for a few years! So what? And he was a DOG demon! Dogs don't stick with just one mate! He had needs! NEEDS...well actually he was just a "ho" as those humans said……apparently it was the same as a whore…..it's all good…..besides, he was a player!

He was currently in an intensive care unit in a hospital; his injuries had healed hours ago except for the black eye that just wouldn't disappear. He pouted, now his pretty face was ruined! And what a pretty face it is……..so a black eye doesn't really make much difference….All readers may now have a few minutes to drool over his pictures on image search. Done? Okay!

Well, when he got out of here there was going to be some changes. Major changes. First of all, as Lord of the Western lands he was personally going to encourage the taking of humans as mates. (Iyazoi had caused him fewer injuries, she was also a lot more submissive In other words; headaches caused by her didn't last as long….) Oh no, wait, he had forgotten, he was no longer the Lord……..time to kick out a disobedient, evil and REALLY powerful son. No biggie, he'd just have to learn how to re-grow limbs and major organs after Sesshoumaru was through with him. It was possible, right? Well then, if it wasn't, he'd change the rules on that too! Which led him to another great solution; Inuyasha was definatley inheriting EVERYTHING if Sesshoumaru came back to kill him.

His first wife would then be paid a large sum of money to kindly screw off. Hmmmm…..no….that wouldn't go down so well with her, plus she was good looking…….she could stay. He decided that he would also be featured in more episodes, in fact the whole series in both anime and manga form would now be dedicated to him! The name would also be changed to "Inu-Taisho" and he would be the hero saving countless villages and cute looking damsels in distress! Actually, that was stealing Inuyasha's glory. So, they would start a new series just form him and make hundreds of volumes of manga!

He was snapped out of his plotting by a nurse bringing in food. A very lovely nurse. He shrugged, what was the rush to get out of here?

"Inu-Taisho sir, I see you are looking better! Well then, perhaps you will be able to feed yourself?" The nurse beamed at him as she spoke with a gentle voice. Inu-Taisho pouted and cocked his head to the right "But I can't! They got me really bad and it hurts SO much to move…." A crocodile tear rolled down his cheek as his lips went into a full out pout. "Awwwww! Here let me help!" He positively beamed inside as the nurse bent down to spoon feed him, she bent down alright! To provide him with a pretty good view!

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The nurse had left now, and he was left alone to listen to the cursed beeping of those damn machines…..He caught a flash of something out of the corner of his eye, he moved only to have his bed upturned. Thank the gods above that he was wearing his normal clothes; otherwise this would have been cold and unpleasant. He looked up to see his eldest son in his entire emotionless glory, said son nodded towards the door and when he looked there he saw his youngest. Inuyasha wore a similar expression to that of his brother. "I'm in trouble now, aren't I?"

Sesshoumaru responded to his father's question in monotone. "Although they are angry with you, your wives wish you back at the palace alive, immediately." Inu-Taisho gaped at his eldest in amazement. "Father?" "Yes Inuyasha? You know, I think that's the most I've ever heard your brother say!" Inuyasha helped him to his feet and as they were leaving, Sesshoumaru conveniently lashed out his poison whip at his father by "accident"

"Father?"

"Yes Sesshoumaru?"

"One sibling is enough, especially a hanyou at that, stop gaping at that human's behind."

"I think I know your problem Sesshoumaru."

"Oh?"

"You need lessons from your old man. Both of you do."

Inu-Taisho suffered for that comment, and is sadly still with us, our thoughts go out to his friends and family at this difficult time.