I know by that tone that….I'm in trouble now…

Inu-Taisho: Dear readers, whilst I'm glad you like the story…..I'm disgusted I have: no fan girls and people INDULGING in MY suffering…

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That look Iyazoi was giving him promised many things: pain, pain, death, more death and pain. He understood. Oh he understood, perfectly. He wasn't going to die; he was going to SUFFER….. The ex-Lord of The Western Lands ran at this point. Now about those lessons he promised his boys….Yes he was frigging serious!

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"Sesshoumaru, we'll start with you! You look good enough to attract a woman but you have no feelings; you are a heartless little bugger and I hope you're happy with the pain you caused me in training lessons! And you had the audacity to be ungrateful when you received Tenseiga! I gave it you on PURPOSE! So you couldn't go on a grand killing spree and destroy your brother! And then what do you do? Pull a god damn pearl out of his EYE! Nice Sesshoumaru! Way to try and ruin your brother's sex appeal! You know I KNEW you were the one child I should have killed at birth…." This was the loving speech Inu-Taisho gave to his eldest….it was SO special…..I think I'll weep until I flood the room with tears……

"Father, I thought we had, or rather you promised under pain of me taking you back to the castle, that you would not give me a headache with your pathetic babbling…." Was the oh-so-loving-and-concerned reply Sesshoumaru handed out, he knew better than to insult his father…..he'd just break his nose…yes….and many other bones in his body….over and over again as that human song said. Hell, the song even gave a clue to what his father would save after he was mutilated by him; "it hurts so bad…"

"Sorry Sesshoumaru…just one question though….DON'T WALK AWAY I'M LONELY! YAY! Alright; I just HAVE to ask this: why are you so feminine? Seriously, son, couldn't you have come out without those markings on your eyelids? It looks like EYESHADOW!" Oh god…..his father had opened his trap…AGAIN…. "And how would YOU know about eye shadow father?"…….. "No reason…..just experiments with a few women…….yeah…good experiments…" Was that DROOL coming out of his father's mouth?

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Tigerkougra: sorry about the short chapter….I've decided to do the lessons separate instead of cramming it together, anyway I hope you enjoyed it.