Thank you so much Lemurian-Girl, Kraty addict, Luciado and baka-schala-neko-chan, for your reviews.

To Lemurian-Girl: Yes of course we're having another chapter! Here it is! And there will be many more to follow.

To Kraty Addict: Well, my sister came up with the idea and wrote part of it, and I've been throwing in a few of my own ideas. So basically be both wrote it.

To Luciando: I'm sorry to say that we haven't read that fic /

To baka-schala-neko-chan: Not exactly positive, but I hope you'll find this chapter more funny than the last.

Drieldwin: Mwahahahaha. We're here to terrorize you with more weirdness.

Cherry-sama: (goes to Raine's ruin mode) YES!

Raine: Do I seriously look like that when I come across a ruin?

Drieldwin and Cherry-sama: (nods)

Raine: (blushes and buries herself in a book)

/Colette's Answering Machine/

Colette: Hi everyone. I'm really really sorry, but I'm not available right now. I apologize. I'll try to be around more often so you can get a hold of me and—whoops! (loud crashing noise is heard and a faint voice of "I think I broke it…" is barely audible over all the static)

#BEEP#

Message 1: Hi Colette. This is (static) Lloyd. You don't (static) have to keep apologizing all the (static) time. I think what you (static) wanted to let us know is that (static) you broke your Altessa (static) Machine. I'll come over and (static) fix it as soon as (static) I can. (click)

#BEEP#

Message 2: (faintly) MWHAHAHAHA! (static) This is Mithos (static) Yggdrasill! You cannot (static) evade (static) me! I will make you (static) Martel's vessel (static) if it's the last thing (static) I do!

(a voice is heard faintly in background) You're holding it upside down…

Yggdrasill: What do (static) mean I'm holding it upside (static) down? Oh…(click)

#BEEP#

Message 3: Hello, Miss Brunell. (static) This is message from the Welgaia Department Store regarding your order. Unfortunately, Lord (static)Yggdrasill decided to terminate our company. We will be (static) unable to deliver your jacket. Sorry for any inconvenience.

#BEEP#

Message 4: Oh! (static) What a marvelous specimen! I'm sorry Colette, I'm terribly sorry to bother you right now…except I must study this wondrous (static) machine more! I wonder why there's (static) all this static. I wonder how Dirk and Altessa managed to make such a thing. Genis wouldn't let me take our Altessa machine apart for study. (mutters) I could probably (static) go and take Zelos' machine and he probably wouldn't even miss it….Hmm…I must come up with a plan in which to break into his house. (click)

#BEEP#

Message 5: Hmm. This is (static) interesting. Hello, Colette. This is Yuan. I'm still trying to find out how this Dirk-a-Phone works. I've been dialing (static) random numbers and it looks like I've finally (static) found one that works. The only sequence of numbers that previously worked was 9-1-1, and because I didn't have an emergency to report, some guys in uniform (static) came and tried to give Yggdrasill a fine, not realizing that I was the one who called…he took care of them though…(sounds of Yggdrasill yelling "JUDGEMENT" is heard in the background, followed by screams and the sound of charred bodies being kicked into a closet) (click)

Drieldwin: (sighs) Those poor people in uniform.

Yggdrasill: Those inferior beings tried to fine me! ME! Lord Mithos Yggdrasill!

Cherry-sama: It's okay Yggdrasill, they deserved it.

Drieldwin: You only think it's okay cause he's third on your list of the hottest guys in the game!

Yggdrasill: Really?

Cherry-sama: (blushes)

Drieldwin: (pukes) You sicken me Cherry-sama…