Drieldwin: Okay! Everyone's favourite part! Responding to the reviewers! (If you didn't review, shame on you! You could be mentioned here if you did!)

Anyways, carrying on.

To Queen of White Dunes: Yes we were kicking bodies in a closet XD Actually it was Yggdrasill… (points accusingly and is murdered by Yggdrasill)

To Sofaspud23: lol, Botta will be involved at the Renegade Base Altessa Machine. They mayor would be a good idea…except that I don't think anyone would want to call the mayor…maybe the mayor will call someone else…hmm…this requires some thought…thanks for the idea!

To Art Vincent Musicanova: We know there are other fanfictions that involve answering machines out there. We've seen one for Shaman King and even one for Dragon Ball Z or Yu-Gi-Oh (we can't remember which). One of our reviewers has read another one for Tales of Symphonia (which we were completely unaware of). My point is, that it's a popular topic and it's fun to do.

To GyppyGirl2021: … Okay, well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I applaud you in your openness. I think you and Cherry-sama will be able to agree very often.

To IchiIchigo: Yes, Lord Yggdrasill has terminated their company, and you'll find out why in a few chapters.

To animefreakgal456: You flatter us. We'll be sure to bring more!

To dragonXbloodX: Aww, thank you for thinking this fic is worth adding to your favourites. We promise we'll try to make it worth your while!

To Luciado: XD lol, okay maybe it's not a fic, but we'll just call it one for the purposes of keeping it on this site. Shhh! Don't tell a soul XD

Drieldwin: Okay! This is the third and final part of our fic!

Cherry-sama: Final?

Drieldwin: Just looking to see if any of our readers freaked out. Haha! There's one! (points and laughs)

Zelos: That's a squirrel…

Drieldwin & Cherry-sama: Whoa, where'd you come from?

Zelos: Does that matter? I'm just here to see my two favourite hunnies! (insert picture of heart here)

Drieldwin: (whaps with rotten fish) Get away from me you perv!

Cherry-sama: (constantly whaps Zelos with broom) How dare you!

Zelos: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! OW! Hey! That hurts!

Drieldwin: Anyways, while Cherry-sama is beating him up…let's take a look at Raine and Genis' answering machine.

/Raine and Genis' Answering Machine/

/Original Recording/

Genis: Hi! You have reached the household of the Sage siblings. Unfortunately, we are unavailable right no—Raine! Where are you going with that Altessa Machine!

Raine: I'm going to study it of course! I have to find out how it functions!

Genis: You'll only end up breaking it! Now bring that ba—(cuts off)

/Current Recording (After Raine studied it)/

(A mix between both Genis and Raine): You have reached the household of the Altessa Machine! Where are you going with the Sage siblings? Unfortunately, I have to find out how it functions! We are unavailable to study it of course! I'm going to end up breaking it. Now bring that Raine!

#BEEP#

Message 1: Raine! I told you not to expirement with the Altessa Machine? Now look what you've done! The message is all jumbled up and weird. No one will leave any messages! I even wondered if I had dialed the right number. You call Dirk up right now and find out how to fix it! (click)

#BEEP#

Message 2: Hi Genis. It's Lloyd calling back to say that it's okay if you can't make it fishing. I made arrangements with Kratos—I mean Dad—to go visit the Renegade Base. I'm so excited!

(Kratos in background): You'll just get bored.

Lloyd: Grr, shut it…(click)

#BEEP#

Message 3: Aha! I'VE FOUNDYOU ZELOS! Actually, no, I haven't. Sorry about that outburst Genis and Raine. It's just that if Zelos was in the area, my shout would have hopefully flushed him out. Altessa Machines are quite useful that way. Okay, well, I'm going to try another number. Zelos is hiding out there somewhere. And he's only hiding because he knows, that when I find him, I am going to unleash Maxwell's power on him! (click)

#BEEP#

Message 4: Hi Raine, this is Linar from Asgard calling. We've made a very exciting discovery that you should see! We've found some ancient texts that predate almost all of our ruins! They date about 10 000 years ago! We've managed to discover that at that time, the population of Asgard was suffering from a plague! Okay, that doesn't sound very wonderful, but the thing is a race of aliens came down and cured the entire city. They called themselves the Asgard and in thanks, we named our town after them! Recently we've found a ring-shaped device that we suspect will get us in contact with the aliens again! I was hoping you'd come and see it. Harley's typing in the address right now! (loud whooshing sound is heard in background) Actually…I'll have to call you back…A big wave came forth from the ring and engulfed Harley…lets just say that I can only see his smoking shoes left…(click)

#BEEP#

Message 5: Hello Genis. This is Presea. I would like to inform you that I would like to go to the Altamira Amusement Park with you. However, I am unable to make it this weekend…perhaps the next… T-thank y-you f-or (clears throat) asking me. (click)

Colette: (digs through the pieces of the ripped disclaimer) Yay! I found it! Ahem. It says: Drieldwin and Cherry-sama do not own Stargate either, which is mentioned in message four of this chapter.

Lloyd: So…why do you get to listen to our answering machines?

Drie: Um…cause we're nosy stalkers from a secret organization that have been keeping tabs on all of your lives since the incident where you set Dirks beard on fire.

Lloyd: Hey…how'd you know about that?

Drie: Cause we're nosy stalkers!

Cherry: And cause we work for Kvar and the Angelus Project and we want your exsphere!

Drie: Great! You just blew our cover! That's it, you're on your own! I'm sending in my resume to the F.B.I., C.I.A., and the N.I.D.!

Cherry: You can't ditch me! It was your idea! You said we should stalk them; I ask why and you say because they have interesting lives. I say no, I don't want to. And the only reason you wanted to stalk them in the first place is cause you're obsessed with Kratos!

Kratos: …

Drie: Well, You only went along with it cause you think Yuan and Botta tie for first place on your list of the hottest guys in Tales of Symphonia!

Cherry: They do not! Botta is much uglier than…wait…how is this relevant?

Drie: It's relevant in the fact that…um…I dunno… you've just gone and confused me.

Lloyd: You like BOTTA?.!

Cherry: I DO NOT!

Drie: Do too.

Cherry: (steals Yuan's weapon and chases Drieldwin with it)

Lloyd: (sweatdrops) Anyways…please review.