Drieldwin: Omg, I am soooooo sorry for not updating sooner! It's just that I kinda...accidentally... got a life…(shifts guiltily)

Cherry: I told you to update sooner! You're such a big lazy bum…

Drie: (cowers)

/Cruxis' Answering Machine/

Yggdrasill: Hello, you have reached the Cruxis Headquarters. Unfortunately, none of us superior half-elves are available to answer the stupid Dirk-a-Phone. We are either busy trying to capture the Chosen for Martel's Vessel, or trying to get our hands on those pathetic Renegades. Leave a message after the beep and I, Lord Yggdrasill, powerful Leader of Cruxis, will get back to you as soon as I feel like it.

#BEEP#

Message 1: (giggles and muffled laughter are heard in background) Drieldwin: Hello, this is Miss Amelia Ellingwier. I am the current head of the Fashion Police Squad, and I am calling to give you a warning. It has been reported that Mr. Mithos Yggdrasill has been seen walking around the world wearing spandex one-piece pajamas. If you do not change your wardrobe by the end of this month, we will come ourselves and burn every article of clothing you own and give you a fine of thirty million gald. Being badly dressed in public is a federal offence! You have been warned! (click)

#BEEP#

Message 2:Lord Yggdrasill, this is the Welgaia Department Store Manager. I would like to apologize profusely for the little incident with your outfit. I had no idea that people would end up accusing you of wearing spandex one-piece pajamas. If you are willing to reinstate our company, I assure you, the designer of that outfit will be fired. Thank you for your time. (click)

#BEEP#

Message 3: Kratos, this is Yuan calling. I would like to ask you to quit putting my Dirk-a-phone number down on websites that you decide to join. I'm tired of having telemarketers call my Base all the time. They just won't take no for an answer and they don't seem to want to take me off of their phone list. If this continues, I'm going to have to take a leaf out of Yggdrasill's book and start preparing my closet to receive charred bodies. (click)

#BEEP#

Message 4: Lord Yggdrasill, this is Pronyma calling. I am calling about a problem that has arisen at the Iselia Human Ranch. It seems that Forcystus is refusing to accept the terms of the contract that you have recently written. You know, the part where it says that all of your followers have to follow your fashion statement. He says he absolutely refuses to walk around in spandex one-piece pajamas! I told him that it didn't matter what they look like because the only people who are going to see him in it are people who are wearing the same and those inferior beings… Still, he won't listen! Of course you know that if he refuses to accept the terms, the progress of the Age of Lifeless beings with grind to a sudden halt. He is being absolutely unreasonable, please come as soon as you can and beat some sense into him! I want to see him in that sexy outfit! (cough) I mean um… (click)

#BEEP#

Message 5: Um, Mister Yggdrasill sir, this is Colette Brunell calling. Um, I know you want me for Martel's vessel and I know you really miss your sister, but I'm afraid that I'd rather help Lloyd save the two worlds. Oh, I'm sorry, I was rambling wasn't I? You see that's not why I'm calling. I'm calling to ask if you could reinstate the Welgaia Department Store just long enough for them to deliver my new jacket. You see, Lloyd said he would take me skiing in Flanoir so I need the jacket so I don't catch a cold. Please, could you do that for me? You don't have to if it's too much trouble…I'm really sorry for bothering you. (click)

Drie: Hahaha! I wanted to do that one the most!

Cherry: If you wanted to do it so much, then why did you take forever to update?

Drie: Umm, cause I only had one idea for it and that was saying that Yggdrasill wears spandex one-piece pajamas….

Yggdrasill: I do not! JUDGEMENT!

Drie: (dies)

Cherry: Woo! Way to go Yggy-sama! Now I can have her stuff!

Drie: (bursts back to life) No you don't! (hordes it all in here closet) Hey….are those charred bodies in my closet? O.O

Yggdrasill: (whistles innocently)

Cherry: (sighs at Drie and hugs Yggdrasill) Please review! n.n