So... How are you all, my mush heads in training? It's time for the next chapter! Anyways... Time to revisit the previous chapter.
-puts on an announcer voice-
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS FANFICTION!
Naruto and Sakura fight for Sasuke... Now, a strange person has arrived... WHO IS IT!
Find out on the next (or current) chapter!
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"Who said that!" the trio shouted, synchronized.
"IT IS I! THE BLAH PERSON OF YOUTH OR WHATEVER!" screamed the voice coming from who knows where.
"OH MY GOD! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S—" Naruto yelled, pointing at...
"YES! IT'S ME! THE GREAT MAN IN GREEN TIGHTS... GAI!" Gai replied, revealing his identity to the tense group.
"You do realize that I said "gay"... Not "Gai"... Right?" questioned Sasuke, looking at Gai like he was a complete idiot. (In this case, he is... Right now.)
"... Of course! It was just a test! YOU FAILED! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA..." Gai paused, looking at the three genins staring at him, "Ahahaha... Ha?"
"Dude... I should, like... Use that Kamehameha move I keep seeing on television..." said Naruto.
"YOU HAVE A COLOUR TELEVISION!" shouted Sakura, now interested in Naruto.
"Yes! And I love that show where everyone's hair sticks up and they blast people with a light thingy coming out of their hands! That's awesome, dude!" replied Naruto, content that he has a colour television.
"I just thought of something... If we have TV, then why don't we have guns and cars? We could shoot people and run them over. Our lives would be a lot easier." stated Sasuke.
"... SHUT UP! IF WE HAD THOSE, OUR REPUTATION OF BEING SHINOBIS WILL BE TERMINATED!" cried Naruto, spinning around.
"Naruto is right! If we had those thingies, it'd be mass chaos! I mean, seriously. We would have no use for... THESE!" exclaimed Gai, pulling out a roll of toilet paper.
"What the...?"
"Shoot. Let me try that again... We would have no use for... THESE!" shouted Gai, pulling out a copy of Come Come Paradise (that book Kakashi keeps reading).
"...Dude... You suck." said Naruto, stealing the book and flipping through the pages, "HOLY CRAP! I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT WAS IN THIS BOOK!"
"No, Naruto! You mustn't read this! IT IS ADULT MATERIAL!" warned Gai, trying to snatch the book back.
"Let me see that." commanded Sasuke, stealing the stolen book out of Naruto's stealing hands (that's hard to say).
"... Wow..." Sasuke said, flipping through more pages, "HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"
"My turn!" stated Sakura, taking the book from Sasuke's hands, "HOLY RUBBER CHICKEN!"
"Looks like Kakashi's got some 'splainin to do..." said Naruto, taking back the book.
"No one says "splainin" anymore! IT'S AGAINST EVERYTHING GOD STANDS FOR!" scolded Sasuke.
"... I thought that was the anti-Christ..." replied Naruto, staring at Sasuke.
"SHUT UP! DON'T CORRECT SASUKE!" screamed Sakura who went into the kitchen and started making food for everyone.
"Hah. You lose. I win." said Sasuke, beginning to dance.
"Shut up! What're you, Batman!"
"... Maybe... NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!"
"... I'm Joker." called Naruto, applying make up on his face.
"I'm Robin!" exclaimed Gai, wearing a mask.
"OH MY GOD! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shrieked Sakura in the kitchen.
"I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!" declared Sasuke, running into the kitchen, "Wait... I don't want to save her... ROBIN, TAKE OVER!"
"But... What will I tell the reporters?"
"Say I'm taking a BRB."
"Don't you mean you ARE 'brb'?"
"No. 'BRB' means 'bathroom break'."
"... It means 'be right back'."
"Shut up..."
"HAHA YOU GOT TOLD!" screamed Joker— I mean... Naruto.
"... Yeah? Well..." Sasuke took in a large amount of air.
"What are you doing...?"
"Youwishyouweremebutyouarentsohahatoobadsosadevenbarneyisbetterthanyouyoustupididiotiwishicouldadmititthefactthatilovekakashisenseimorethananyofyoubecausehescoolandyourenotandgaiissolame—" Sasuke paused, exhaled and inhaled, "leeisstupidaswellbecauseheadmiresgaisogaiandleearegaybutyourgayernarutobecauseyousaidyoulovemeandtriedtoseducemeyoufoolhaha."
"...What?"
"Want me to repeat?"
"... YES PLEASE!"
"Okay." agreed Sasuke, taking in even more air, "Youwishyouweremebutyouarentsohahatoobadsosadevenbarneyisbetterthanyouyoustupididiotiwishicouldadmititthefactthatilovekakashisenseimorethananyofyoubecausehescoolandyourenotandgaiissolameleeisstupidaswellbecauseheadmiresgaisogaiandleearegaybutyourgayernarutobecauseyousaidyoulovemeandtriedtoseducemeyoufoolhaha."
"... Okay..."
"SOMEONE SAVE ME ALREADY!" demanded Sakura, panicking.
"Coming..." said Sasuke, slowly approaching the kitchen. Only to find...
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HE FINDS A HIDDEN MONKEY THINGY! WHEEEEE! I mean... Well, no. :P Next chapter will be up my next week. Anyways... The long awaited... CHAT SPEAK VERSION! HURRAYYYYYYY!
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Narntu: hi. I narntu n im the main char of this stpid fanfic ting. shut up I hte u.
Gai: i gai. im not gay btw.
Sakura: sum1 save me from teh thing in the kichn.
Sasuke: stfu nub
Me: NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Right. Excuse the Batman thing. I kept doing that at school once... Now it's stuck in my head. TECHNOLOGIC. BWAHAHA!
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Mini side-update. I'll get the next chapter up at Sunday or so... I'm lazy. Haha. GO ME :D