Right. Sorry if this was kind of late. My mind went all... Like... Err... WELL! NEVER MIND! I still have homework, so... Yeah... I think I'm in trouble. Haha...

RECAP ON THE LAST CHAPTER!

Sakura screamed, Sasuke's Batman and is going to save Sakura... That's about all... FIND OUT WHY SAKURA'S SCREAMING, TODAY! BWAHAHA!

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"OH MY GOD! HELP ME!" Sakura cried from the kitchen.

"I'll save you!" declared Sasuke, flying (err... Running...) into the room.

"MISTY JUST WENT BACK TO THE CERULEAN CITY GYM!"

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!"

"Hey! POKEMON'S ON!" screamed Naruto, watching TV.

"Wait a minute... IT'S A COLOUR TELEVISION! YO, DATZ AWESOME!" stated Sasuke.

"... That was unexpected." said Gai, staring at the... Pokemon fans in awe...? For ten minutes, the whole group sat in front of the television. Sakura continued crying over Misty and the Cerulean gym, Naruto kept trying to imitate Pikachu's sounds, Sasuke stared at the colour TV and Gai... You don't want to know what he was doing.

"Hey. We've got a mission," stated Kakashi, peering into the room, "What the... What is that!"

"Pika! Pikachuuuuuuuu!" screamed Naruto, using a transformation jutsu to turn into Pikachu.

"Look... It's yellow, brown... Red... Blue... Black... Green... That's amazing..." said Sasuke, mesmerized.

"Stupid Ash! You should've made Misty stay!" yelled Sakura, crying.

"... I like the move it, move it..." sang Gai, sleeping. After the show ended, Kakashi dragged team seven out of the kitchen and headed over to the Hokage's place to report a mission failure.

"... OH MY GOD!" screamed Sasuke, running around in circles.

"Sasuke-kun! Is everything okay?" asked Sakura.

"Dude... I'll save you! Just come over here and hold me... I MEAN... Yeah." said Naruto, falling in love with Sasuke (OMG).

"IT'S A SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRR!" shrieked Sasuke, climbing up a tree.

"HEY SASUKE! LOOK ABOVE YOU!" screamed Naruto, pointing at the greenest spot on the tree.

"What the..."

"It is I. The Leaf Village's handsome devil!"

"LEE!" screamed Gai.

"Gai-sensei?"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"COME DOWN SO I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY STRIP POKER!"

"YES, GAI-SENSEI!" screamed Lee, jumping out of the tree with a deck of cards.

"Lee, Jiraiya told me to bring someone with me to play strip poker with him, Orochimaru and Tsunade!"

"Oh my god!"

"YES! And Sasuke..."

"What is it?"

"Orochimaru wants you to come."

"... Fine. Only if there aren't any spiders." said Sasuke, turning his head towards Naruto.

"Yeah. I'll have a pancake... ARE YOU SERIOUS! WE CAN PUT CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP ON THESE! AWESOME! I'd like a pancake with strawberries, whipped cream, maple syrup and chicken noodle soup on it, please." Naruto ordered.

"... Let's go, Naruto." said Sasuke, pulling Naruto away.

"N-nooooooooooooo! MY PANCAKE AWAITS ME!"

"Dude... That's so disgusting..."

"Did you know they serve PIE there as well?"

"... Let's stay for a few more minutes."

"Hehe..." smirked Naruto, walking back to eat his... Appetizing pancake...

"I'd like a pie, please." said Sasuke to a person who worked at the place.

"What kind of PIE?" replied the person who worked at the place.

"An apple pie, please."

"Coming right up. One apple PIE, chef!"

"Hey Naruto..."

"Yeah?"

"Why do they say PIE instead of pie?"

"... You'll find out later! Hehe..."

"Here's your order, sir. Enjoy your meal you asshole."

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!" hollered Sasuke, looking at...

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You've been You've been CLIFFHANGERED! Again. : So... What do you think it is? Why do they say PIE? Will Sasuke ever overcome his fear of spiders? Who will win strip poker! WHAT DID GAI DO WHILE WATCHING POKEMON!

Some questions are better left unanswered. For everything else, there's the next chapter. (Go, go... GO MASTERCARD!)

HERE'S YOUR CHAT VERSION!

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Sauce gay: culur tv. kewl.

Narntu: pika?

Suck whore uh: misty lef teh jim.

Guy: haha thts the spot...

Kaw kaw she: wtf pkmn! let go mission.

Raw Cull He: strip poker. haha whore.

Me: PIES! YES! THE FOOD OF THE GODS HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDDDDDDD!

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Stick around, my mush heads! All shall be revealed... NEVER:D Go, go, go monkey! Go! Go!

Wewt! -

Side Note: For everything else, there's MasterCard. :