HELLO PEOPLE:D Right. I'm trying to update as often as possible, so... Bear with me. xD
Anyways... Time to do some random little replies to reviews and whatnot...
Muffinizer : Apparently, Naruto IS gay! Sasuke does hate spiders, now... And GO BATMAN!
Shadow39 : HELLO BRIGETTE! I'VE COME TO EAT YOU, NOW:D
Fullmetal Guitarist : Chyeah. Definitely OOC. Like, seriously... Sasuke and Naruto are, like, gay... And Sasuke fears spiders. :D
JustAddWater : YAY CEILINGS!
Okay. Now that that's over with... RECAP TIME!
On the previous... Err... You get it.
Gai invite Lee to play strip poker and Orochimaru invited Sasuke! Too bad no one actually bothers with invitations. Now they're ALL going! But when Naruto goes to eat some... Rather unique pancakes... Sasuke orders "apple pie" but everyone says "PIE". Why is that? FIND OUT TODAY OR TOMORROW OR WHENEVER YOU READ THIS! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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"HOLY CRAP! IT'S SO YELLOW!" screamed Sasuke, looking at the PIE.
"Of course, Sir Asshole. Here at the Chikusho (damn in Japanese) Restaurant, we serve the best PIE Klonoa has ever seen." replied the worked dude.
"Er... You're confused... Klonoa is in Tales of Symphonia. This is Konoha." Naruto corrected.
"... Back to me. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!" screamed Sasuke.
"Dude... You don't know what PIE stands for?" asked Naruto, stifling a laugh.
"My dearest apologies, Sir Asshole. PIE stands for Pee Inside Elephants. You see... We extract urine from elephants living in the great land of cheese. From there, the turtle of the Hot Springs Village (Haha. Love Hina's turtle. Tama-chan!) removes the liquids, leaving only the chemicals and smells. At the Village, the chemicals are transformed into yellow powder and the yellow powder is sent to banks and restaurants. In banks, the urine powder is made into money and in restaurants, it's made into food... That's where you get cheese... Yellow chicken... PIE... Orange juice... Apple juice..."
"THAT'S ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE!" Sasuke interrupted, about to vomit.
"So... Are we going to meet the legendary Sand Hens or not?" asked Gai.
"... They're sennins, Gai. Not Sand Hens..." replied Kakashi, reading his book.
"... I knew that. I was just... Testing you again. Yeah. YOU FAILED! HAHAHA!"
"Oh no... Not this again..."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! ...LET'S GO, LEE!"
"YES, GAI-SENSEI!" shouted Lee, walking with Gai to... A purple house with purple doors, a purple roof, purple walls, purple furniture, purple juice, purple toilets, purple plumbing... You get the point.
"Welcome to my lair, pathetic mortals... And Sasuke." said Orochimaru, wearing... Purple clothes?
"... What the hell?" said Sasuke, looking at the purpleness of the place.
"SASUKE, YOU'RE MINE!" declared Orochimaru, grabbing a hold of Sasuke's neck.
"WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Sasuke, kicking Orochimaru.
"Yes... Will you be my Valentine, Sasuke?" asked Orochimaru.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! SASUKE-KUN IS MINE! ONLY MINE!" protested Sakura.
"No way! He's MINE! Sheesh! Sasuke, don't forget the fun we had... At your house." said Naruto, winking.
"YOU NEVER WENT TO MY HOUSE, YOU SLUT!" yelled Sasuke, frightened.
"... I did when I tied you up and tried to trick Sakura into thinking I was you. I got close to a kiss, too." replied Naruto, smiling.
"THAT WAS YOU!" exclaimed Sakura, punching Naruto.
"WE NEVER DID ANYTHING THOUGH, NARUTO!" stated Sasuke, still being strangled.
"Well. I WANTED to do something!" replied Naruto, winking even more.
"... Well... Let's play strip poker." said Orochimaru, letting go of Sasuke and walking into the purplest room in the 'lair'.
"I'M DEALER!" declared Sasuke, refusing to strip.
"... Fine..." said Orochimaru, crying.
Twenty minutes of gambling later...
"Dude... I can't believe Tsunade actually won back there..." said Naruto, depressed.
"Yeah..." stated Kakashi.
"Well, anyways, let's go eat some pizza!" suggested Sakura.
"I'm not eating anything for a while." said Sasuke, remembering the PIE.
"HEY! LOOK! IT'S A..."
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Again, I cliffhangered you. :) Anyways... Chat version time!
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Narntu: lol owned. tht PIE was yello.
Sauce gay: stfu.
Suck whore uh: strip poker time.
Kaw Kaw She: i lose.
Zoo Nah Day: i win lmao!
Or Oh Shimmer You: sasuke mine. yay
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HAPPY POP TARTS!