... Right. Time to reply to MORE REVIEWS! (Yay! I have sane and insane fans! ZOMG, THE SANITY:D)

Anyways...

Shadow39: Turtles will appear in the next chapter:D Or the one after the next...

Muffinizer: I like— I like crows! Chyeah! Kuh-row row row your boat, gently down the stream! Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her (or him) scream!

JustAddWater: NO! YOU MUSTN'T KEEP YOUR SANITY ANY LONGER! IF YOU DO, I SWEAR YOU'LL EXPLODE! INSANE IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH OF US SHADOW REALM PEOPLE! Wait... WTF? oO

ZackofANR: OMG! DON'T DIE! Okay... Fine... But if you die, you better not sue me:D –begs and rolls over-

RECAP TIME! THE MUSHROOM IS COMING! THE ORANGES ARE HERE! Okay... Back to the point.

NARUTO SAW SOMETHING! What could it be! A HIDDEN BLUE LIGHTNING BEAM! A PURPLE GORILLA! OR A GREEN HAMSTER!

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"LOOK! IT'S A BLUEBERRY!" shouted Naruto, crying.

"It's okay, Naruto. You're with me." said Sasuke, hugging Naruto and patting him on the back.

"Thanks, Sasuke."

"Anytime, buddy."

"Get a room." suggested Kakashi, reading.

"... Great idea!" exclaimed Naruto, half-naked.

"Eww! NARUTO, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" demanded Sakura.

"That's disgusting..." said Sasuke, snapping out of the gay thoughts he had... Literally gay.

"Aww... I was so close!" cried Naruto.

"... Shut up." said Sasuke, walking towards the rolling blueberry.

"'Sup, Sasuke?" asked the blueberry.

"Oh, large blue-headed one! I seek advise."

"Stop with the old talk."

"... Okay... Dude, give me some ideas or I'll smack you."

"That's how you do it! Ah... Yes... Perfect demonstration of how English has changed..."

"... Fuck you?"

"Oh man. This is getting my horny."

"WHAT THE HELL!"

"... Sorry. As you were saying?"

"... How do I get rid of a gay Naruto and a pink Sakura?"

"Give them what they want."

"What's that? Ramen? Alcohol? Sex?"

"I mean you."

"... WHAT THE HELL! NO WAY!"

"... Fine. Screw them."

"That's worse!"

"OKAY, JUST SHUT UP AND GO SMACK THEM!"

"... That's a great idea!"

"I know, eh? I'm the great Bloo Berry! FEAR ME!" announced the great blue headed one on crack. Anyways, Sasuke began to walk towards Naruto and Sakura, holding a kunai and ready to smite them.

"SASUKE! LOOK! IT'S A STRAWBERRY!" screamed Naruto, pointing at a red fruit.

"... YOU'RE RIGHT!" replied Sasuke, looking at the great red faced one.

"HEY! IT'S A LEMON!"

"OH MY GOD!"

"LOOK! THERE'S A BANANA!"

"SWEET!"

"AND A LIME!"

"THAT'S A FAT LIME!"

"I'M JUST PLEASANTLY PLUMP! NOT FAT!" screamed the lime.

"... Chouji!" exclaimed Sasuke and Naruto in unison.

"ACK! FRUITS! THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" shouted Chouji, running... Err... Rolling around.

"Are you here for the Fruit Parade?" asked Bloo Berry.

"The Fruit Parade...?"

"The Fruit Parade is..."

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THE FRUIT PARADE IS HERE! IT'S HERE! HERE HERE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE! CHAT VERSION TIME!

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Sharntu: OMG NEW NAME!

Shawshgay: nub

Shakoorah: i dnt haf alot of line in ths chp.

Shawshawshe: its not a big chp.

Shoo Sherry: omg froot parad!1!111one!eleven1!

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I got owned in so many ways... I suck! NOT! REMEMBER! SANITY IS FOR THE SANE PEOPLE! INSANE'S THE WAY TO BE!