... I HAVE FANS! HURRAY! COLD AIR FOR ME:D
-fans self-
Anyways... So you're all wondering about the Fruit Parade, huh? Then read, my minions:D I don't like reading, but it's good to read FUN THINGS!
... Even if they scare the heck out of people. - OH WELL
RECAP!
Chouji's a fat lime... Sasuke is with Bloo Berry... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! As we know itttttttttttttt...
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"The Fruit Parade is when all us fruits gather 'round the villages... I was sent to this one to find out why us fruits never return, every year..." said Bloo Berry, falling asleep.
"... Yeah... I wonder why..." replied Naruto, staring at Bloo Berry.
"So... Do you taste like blueberries?" asked Chouji.
"OF COURSE!" yelled Bloo Berry, waking up.
"Awesome," said Chouji, pulling out a fork, "I'll teach you why you all disappear!"
"... STAY BACK! I HAVE..." threatened Bloo Berry, pulling out a light saber, "THIS!"
"HOLY FUCK! ISN'T THAT STAR WARS!" exclaimed Sasuke, amazed by the colour of the light saber.
"... SCARY STORY TIME!" yelled Naruto, turning off the lights when all of a sudden a crazy, random, Korean girl named Angie popped up.
"PUHAHAHAHA!" (This is for you, Angie :3) shouted the maniacal girl with the flashlight's light brightening her creepy facial expression.
"... OH MAH GAWD!" shouted Sasuke seeing the girl put a spider on her shoulder and moving towards him, "A SPIDER! RUN AWAY!"
"... I heard people had heart attacks after watching The Grudge... Japanese version..." stated Angie, staring at Naruto with big eyes.
"... SASUKE, COME BACK! I NEED A CUDDLE BUDDYYYYYYYYYYY!" screamed Naruto, running away with Sasuke. After being left alone with Bloo Berry and Chouji, Angie dropped a trail of bread for Chouji to follow to the witch's house.
"YOU'RE MINE, BLOO BERRY!" exclaimed Angie, ripping off Bloo Berry's jaw—err... Wait... OH!—exclaimed Angie, eating Bloo Berry's delicious stomach then running away.
"SOMEONE CALL THE MEDIC! I'M DIEING HERE!" cried Bloo Berry. Once the ambulance arrived, Bloo Berry had already let out a huge wave of blue urine. I mean... Blue juice.
"WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME!" cried a medic, licking the blue juice off the ground.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" shouted another medic, eyes opened widely.
"OH MY GOD! JUICE!" screamed Chouji, running to the liquid remains of Bloo Berry, joining the medic in cleaning up.
"Rest in peace, Bloo Berry. You were a fat, good soul... With a gangster side of you that you never showed." said Sasuke, dumping a truck load of soil on top of the remains and placing a tombstone on the pile of soil.
"Rest in peace, Chouji and Medic One." Naruto added, remembering that they were cleaning the remains.
"Oh... Shit." said Sasuke, running away from people ready to sue him.
"TURTLE!" yelled Sakura, picking up a turtle which bit her, "OUCH! THAT HURT!"
"Hey! CROW!" exclaimed Kakashi, smiling as the crow pecked his Sharingan eye out.
"YAY! WALRUS! YUMMY LARD!" shouted Chouji happily as he rolled to the walrus, cutting it up and eating the fat.
"OH MY GOD! SPIDER!" screamed Sasuke, hitting a spider on the head.
"... HEY! NICE TO MEET YOU..."
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YOU GOT OWNED, NUBS! I mean... Yeah. ANGIE, I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE MAH BISH, OKAY? ;D
Joking. :D
CHAT VERSION 0.6! Or... Something...
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Narutoon: new name agen, plz. omg fruit parade!
Anchor: haha owned nub
BBQ Sauce: omg spider! runssssssssssssss!
Socks: turtle
Blueberry: omg i ded
Chopsticks: yay lard!
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NAME GUIDE!
Narutoon: Naruto
Anchor: Angie
BBQ Sauce: Sasuke
Socks: Sakura
Blueberry: Bloo Berry
Chopsticks: Chouji