Make sure you watch yourself when walking alone... This is a pedophile warning. I'm serious. WE ARE COMING TO GET YOU, RIGHT NOW!
Really, I'm serious. Please don't run, either. It takes a lot of energy to catch you little kids. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE FAT! IT TAKES THE TRUCK TO PICK YOU UP!
Angie, I know this will scare everyone, but it's fun. I FREAKING LOVE MY STUPIDITY! MWAHAHAHA!
Okay, whatever...
RECAPITULATION! I mean... RECAP!
Chouji died but came back to life, somehow. He screamed for a walrus... And Sakura said hello to someone... THE END!
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"Hello, Man Lady-san!" chirped Sakura, smiling...
Sorry, this is meant to be a SIDE STORY CHAPTER. ... Or filler. Whichever you want to call it... :D
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Elementary, my dear Watson. Elementary.
Kakashi was reading some silly Sherlock Holmes when Naruto pounded on his door.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! COME OUT! SASUKE DISCOVERED A NEW SPECIES OR SOMETHING!" screamed Naruto, pounding harder.
"Coming, Watson." replied Kakashi, putting the book away and opening the door.
"Watson? I'm Naruto, illiterate fool."
"I just finished reading some Shore Puck Combs books."
"... Shore Puck Combs?"
"I meant Whole Whack of Poems."
"... Okay... Enlighten me with your haikus on the way there."
"... I mean... I meant Soap Bar."
"How'd you get Soap Bar from Whole Whack of Poems!"
"I do not know."
"... Shut up."
"Naruto is gay.
Sakura is not happy.
'Cause the emo's gay (Emo directed to Sasuke for no reason. -)" recited Kakashi.
"I'M NOT GAY, ASSHOLE!"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! LOOK AT THIS!" yelled Sasuke, poking a dodo bird.
"MY TURN, SASUKE-KUN!" exclaimed Sakura, poking the dead dodo birdy.
"It's a dodo bird." said Kakashi.
"A yoyo bird! COOL!" stated Naruto.
"How do you know it's a dodo bird?" asked Sasuke.
"Elementary school, my dear gay friend. Elementary school." said Kakashi, smiling.
"... 'da fuck!"
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That was short, sue me. :D
Anyways, that was a side chapter... So don't get too worked up about seeing a continuation of it, okay? -
No chat version for this. :(
Be sure to be ready for Man Lady-san in the next chapter!
ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!