It's been such a long time my loyal mush heads, but now I welcome you to the story again. I'm also planning on making a new story that's not so random, but... Whatever! Right. So I left you all with a silly little side chapter that has to do with Sherlock Holmes and whatnot. However, we're back on track with my birthday on July 28th.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Okay, most of you. Okay... Some of you... Be quiet.

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"Man Lady-san!" shouted Sakura, jumping for joy.

"Oh no... Not it... ANYTHING BUT IT!" cried Naruto, holding onto Sasuke.

"It's okay, Naruto. It's only it." comforted Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" greeted a black and white creature, walking towards the gang.

"NO! STAY AWAY FROM HIM!" warned Naruto, practically strangling Sasuke by hugging him.

"Hey. Stay away from the panda." said some guy (some cool guy) walking into the scene with an absurd blue sauna robe thing.

"Yo." said Angie, waving at the stranger and another stranger.

"ANGIE! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" shouted an insane (really insane) girl, hugging Angie.

"It's Elaine! It's Jono! It's Angie!" shouted the panda.

"Hey Chocolate, you emo panda, you." said Elaine (which is me).

"WHY ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ENTERING THE SUMB DTORY!" cried Naruto, making out with Sasuke.

"... Dumb story" corrected Elaine.

"Shut up." said Naruto.

"Elaine, I love you, too." said Angie.

"ALAS! YOU FINALLY ADMIT YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR ME!" shouted Elaine, jumping for joy.

"No, shut up." said Angie.

"DAMN YOU!"

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So... Did you enjoy that messed chapter? I left you all hanging for this short piece of crap. Too bad for all of you, though. I have a bomb shelter set up to keep mobs away for about six whole seconds. Isn't that awesome? I call it the... Bomb Shelter to Keep People Away v. 0.06!

Anyways, no chat version for this, either. But I'm going to explain something about this chapter.

-- Who are Jono, Angie and Elaine?

Jono, Angie and Elaine are dumb idiots which happen to be friends, plotting to take over the world. Nah, just kidding. Here's a short bio of everyone.

Jono – Some cool person I know. He seems to attract a lot of gay people online and he's good at video games. Seriously, he owns me.

Angie – My bish forebar. Nah, just kidding. Angie's also a cool person I know. She seems to have an obsession with Korean duds which scares me often.

Elaine – It's me, the dumbass idiot you all know and love. Or hate. Either way, I wrote this story, so love me in some way. Oh! I know! Love me by hating me so much!

-- Man Lady-san?

Man Lady-san was meant as a joke directed to the emo panda, Chocolate.

-- Angie and Elaine together?

Although Muffinizer denies loving me, it's totally true. She loves me so much, she can't resist loving me! ... Oh crap. I better hide before she hits me for writing this...

Good bye my mush heads!