A/N: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. Now that that's over with, on with the story!
Ask Sirius!
Dear Sirius,
My best friend is a little nuts. He thinks pennies are going to take over the world. We, my two other friends and I, could deal with this, until he asked us to join his StWfP (Save the World from Pennies) club. And we don't know how to tell him that he's madder then a hatter. And well, my question is; how do we tell him that with out making him feel bad?
- A Confused Friend of an Idiot
Dear of an Idiot,
Well, I would genially tell him you think he's nuts. He might actually tha- HEY! REMUS, OR JAMES OR PETER! Well maybe not Peter, he's to stupid to know how to write… ANYWAYS! PENNIES ARE TO EVIL! I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
- Sirius Black
Dear Sirius,
My two BEST friends are madly in love. But neither is man enough to admit it. And to be honest it's starting to really tick me off, you know with all toughs I'm-not-looking-at-you-games. What should I do? They're too unobservant to tell the other likes them (or to stupid?) and I'm just trying to help. Again, what should I do?
A Friend in Distress
Dear Distress,
Lock them in a closet.
-Sirius Black
Dear Sirius,
When I was doing my normal nightly closet checks I fond two BOYS kissing in one of the closets. I was so alarmed that I sent them on their way with out detention or any house points taken away. Now my question is, should I give the two boys detention?
A Puzzled Caretaker
Dear Puzzled,
No, you should not give them a detention. Rem- I mean- one of the boys would skin my- I mean- the other boys back if he got a detention. So, no don't give the detention. Please.
Sirius Black
Dear Sirius,
There's this guy I like, His names Mike. And I think he likes me to. It's just that bloody Potter wont stop acting like I'm HIS girlfriend. So, my question to you is; what should I do about Potter?
Pissed off Not-Girl friend
Dear Pissed,
Date him. Potter not that Ravenclaw.
Sirius Black
Dear Sirius,
Haggle-giggle elfin socks!
Easter Bunny!
Dear Easter Bunny,
Thank you for that important update on the governments positions on the penny world take over. You have been a big help in my conquest to defeat them! (The pennies not the government.)
Sirius Black
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