Year One
By now little Arcturus was walking with no effort. He had stopped crawling altogether. He enjoyed sitting with his parents and being around them. He also enjoyed playing with Chatterbeast which he called his "moggie." Both Pinhead and Dark Queen had to keep a constant eye on their son being as he loved to go on adventures now that he could walk on his own.
He could also speak simple sentences and would repeat almost anything you said if you said it slowly enough. Right now he was watching his father try and fix something. At the moment it wasn't working the way he wanted it to. "You Damn piece of worthless shit!" Pinhead yelled at what he was trying to repair. Arcutus looked at his father and back to the think he was working on. "Damn shit, shit, shit, shit." Arcutrus repeated happily with a huge grin on is face.
Pinhead whirled around. "Arcturus what did you just say?" he asked clearly shocked. Arcturus grinned again. "shit shit shit shit." Arcturus piped happily. Pinhead stifled a laugh that was threatening to escape. Instead he cleared his throat and looked down at his son trying to seem unimpressed and unapproving. This act proved to be a failure because at that time Pistonhead who overheard the entire thing yelled out "At least you didn't yell fuck….daddy!" Pistonhead added on with a laugh. He made sure that he was far enough away in case Pinhead came charging after him.
"Fuck daddy fuck daddy fuck dad-dy!" Arcturus yelled happily. He dissolved into hysterical laughter and didn't stop even though his annoyed father gathered him up in his arms to transport his talkative son to his mother. "Kirsty you need to teach our son proper language. He just said 'fuck'…Pinhead stopped in mid sentence and face palmed himself. "FUCK!" Arcturus yelled out clearly.
Kirsty fought back laughter. "Arcturus honey, that's not a nice word to say. Even daddy shouldn't say words like that." she explained gently to their son. Arcturus sat down and looked at his mother surprised. He didn't know it was a bad word to say. But mommy didn't say it was forbidden to say that word…just said you shouldn't say those words. But Arcturus instinctively knew that when Mommy said you shouldn't say words like that she really meant that those certain words were NOT to be repeated.
Pinhead sighed heavily and sat down. Kirsty turned towards her husband. "That means you'll have to watch your language too." she added with a slight kiss to his lips. Pinhead smiled. "I will try to contain my foul language." He promised. "We can't have our boy cursing out everyone and everything he sees." Pinhead added. He took Arcturus on to his lap. For a while the three seemed content before Pinhead uttered a shocked screech.
"What is it hon?" Dark Queen asked with a hint of laughter.
'Arcturus took a piss on me! DAMMIT, OUR SON PISSED ALL OVER ME!" Pinhead yelled handing his wife their son so he could clean off his cassock.
Dark Queen laughed hysterically. Arcturus not really understanding laughed as well. "Piss on daddy Piss on daddy, daddy piss." Arcturus sang out which only caused Dark Queen to laugh even harder.
Yes Arcturus peed on his father. Next chapter will deal with potty training. And who gets to do this daunting task?