What's so Sexy
Intro: I'm thinking that KuroFai and Better than Ezra were meant to be.
A/N: Don't kill me. This is my seventh fic and I might not post a while more until I get some more inspiration. This fic is in an alternative dimension where the two grew up together (at least in high school.)
It was a cold, but bright day. Although the clouds were a little overcast, the day was great for a jog in the park. Kurogane walked into the familiar park. He was tired. Physical Education, his favorite class of all, had been his last and he was tired. He could prove his physical power in that class and could practically hit anyone he felt fit. But that wasn't the best part.
He got to change and take a shower with Fai. Fai thought Kurogane looked very sexy when he was wet, so he had to be careful that Fai didn't make too much of a commotion in the shower.
Fai was part of the culinary club. For the past two years, he had been the country's best pastry chef. Although Kurogane hated to admit it, he was very proud of Fai and loved his pastries just as much as he loved the man. But Kurogane wasn't a part of any club, so would go to the park and work out more, usually.
However, Kurogane didn't feel like working out. He went to a bench and fed the pigeons. Although he felt old, sitting and watching pigeons eat, it clamed him down. This was when Kurogane started to think aloud. He didn't think a lot, really. His grades sucked. However, his thoughts today were of something he could talk intelligently about.
"I love Fai.
"Damn that sounds weird.
"But it's true. Why? Hrm… I've never actually thought about it, I guess. Well let's see here. I love his smile. Although most of the time, it's empty. He does that so I don't worry, though so I guess that's a good point, too." His line of reasoning may have been screwed up, but at least he felt his reasoning was justified. "And let's see. Well, his mouth. I love his mouth. His lips are really soft and a rose pink. His teeth are perfect white and sterile. His tongue. I love his tongue. It's so…"
Kurogane shivered. He liked that thought. The thought of Fai's tongue licking him all over him. He couldn't explain it, but Fai's tongue was just so sexy. "And also having to do with the mouth, I love the way he kisses. It's so exhilarating. It makes me feel alive and he's so good at it." Yes, Kurogane definitely loved everything about Fai and his mouth.
He sighed. "And his voice. Fai's voice is so hot. It's calm and soft, yet has that deep meaning beneath it. Like an ulterior motif or…" Kurogane was silent. "His voice is like a car. His voice is the hood. It makes the car prettier and protects the engine, but it is the engine itself that runs everything underneath it all." Yes, Kurogane's stupidity came out, but he caught himself, and so he moved away from Fai's mouth reasoning that it made him insane.
"So let's start from the top. His hair. I love his hair. It's soft and feels so good when I run my hands through it. His head has a perfect shape. His eyebrows are next. They're so even and clean. I wonder if he waxes them." Kurogane thought about this and then pictured Fai with red marks where he waxed his eyebrows. Kurogane laughed at this thought. Red did not suit Fai. Pink suited Fai just fine, though. "His eyes are a crystal blue. I love his eyes. They're deep. Clear, sky blue on the outside and then a royal, bright blue on the inside, and then the black iris in the middle. But his iris is more of a deep, dark blue, I think."
Kurogane was content with this description, thus far. "Ah, I forgot his ears. His ears more pinned back than usual. It makes them look aero-dynamic. Well, that sounds stupid, so let's leave it at they look great. And they taste really good, too. His nose is perfect. Not big, not miniscule, just right. And then his chin. It's so perfect and has that little indent in the middle. He face is perfectly positioned and proportioned now that I think of it. Well, moving on, that's Fai's head. Next is his neck."
Kurogane loved Fai's neck just as much as he loved his mouth. "His neck is soft, and I can feel his muscles flex. Well, not only the neck, but his whole body. His skin is so perfect. It's not exactly pale. It's..." Kurogane tried to remember the word. Fai once said that his skin was not pale, but that it was, "porcelain. Fai's skin is porcelain." Kurogane was happy that he remembered. Kurogane also noted that he loved Fai's neck more than he loved Fai's nape.
"Down from the neck is his collarbone. I love his collarbone so much. It's better than his neck tastes, and it's so beautiful. The curves of it are so sexy. Fai's shoulders connect to the collarbone, kinda. His shoulders are nice. They're not boney like most people. They're curved just right and his bones don't stick out. He has two arms just like any other being. They're smooth and perfect." Kurogane remarked that he thought his arms were a thinner and longer version of Fai's neck. "Well, his elbows are like his shoulders. Fai isn't pointy anywhere. He's more curved. He even he a small waist line."
Kurogane thought this but then remembered that Fai was pointy somewhere but then saved that thought for later. "Well," he started, blushing, "His hands are long. They're slender and graceful. His nails are rather long for being a man, though. I don't mind that, really. But I wonder if they get in the way, sometimes? Oh well. Right now I think he said he had a 'French Manicure.' I don't know what that means, but I'm sure he painted his nails again." Kurogane didn't mind long nails, but he didn't understand why Fai would to paint his nails. His thought that painting nails were feminine and Fai was a man. Fai was definitely male, and should therefore, not paint his nails. But Fai did it anyways, and didn't bug Kurogane to the point where he'd yell at Fai to take it off. Fai was always happier after he painted his nails.
"Well, away from all of that, I can start at the collarbone again. Next is his chest. I love his chest. Hell yeah. It's not like his a woman, so I can't put it on that kind of level, but Fai has a very sexy chest compared to all the other guys." In the locker room, Kurogane would sometimes look at the other changing males and compare them with Fai. He was very happy that Fai was his and reasoned that all the other men couldn't compare to Fai by any means. "Fai's way too sexy to even be put on their level. He should have his own. Anyways, Fai's abdominal area is next. His bellybutton is the sexy. It's not too long, but has the perfect height. It's not very wide and definitely not exerted. I think the sexiest part of Fai's stomach are his abs."
Kurogane remembered the time in Gym class when they all had to do sit-ups. Fai worked his abs like Hell and a perfect six-pack could be seen beneath his white gym shirt. Fai sweated a lot and when water gets on white clothes you see through. Kurogane thanked heaven if there was one that Fai sweated excessively.
On the other side was Fai's back. "I love his back. It's arched just slightly, but it makes it SOOOOO sexy. It's smooth and he doesn't get any blemishes on his backside. Fai's pretty clean all over, really. Well, down further is his butt. His butt is tight and sexy, but that one of my own secret desires that I keep to myself. Going back to the front, next is his-"
'dick. Save the best for last,' he thought. So he thought about Fai's legs. "Fai shaves. Which is good, in my opinion. Most of the guys and girls at school think it's weird so he tells them that he swims. I think it would be just fine if he told them 'just because.' His legs are better than his arms or his neck. His thighs are rather long, but just as slender as his hands. They're smooth and that's really sexy to me. I like it when he wears very short and extremely tight biker shorts. Then I have a perfect view of his curved thighs and knees.
"His knees are like the elbows. Except they're more rounded and mesh very well with his legs. His elbows, although round, are more pointed than the knees." Kurogane went on, "His ankles. Oh yeah, I forgot the wrists, but this can be applied to them, too. I love the wrists and the ankles both the same. They're really sexy, especially when he's explaining something. When he explains, he tends to fidget and play with his wrists. And is he's sitting down, he does the same with his ankles."
Kurogane was almost done with his lonesome lecture, but was very happy with his results thus far. "His feet are the second-to last thing. The feet are like the hands. The toes are shorter than the fingers, but with the space, it's like an extended palm. I like Fai's palms so I'm sure I like his feet, although feet aren't something I like to talk about. It's kinda awkward, really. Well, Fai likes to paint his toenails as well. Last time he painted them, he made them a bright red and when I commented about it he was happy because he said I noticed everything but really, who wouldn't notice bright red nail polish."
Kurogane sighed. That was all of Fai's body. He would get into Fai's body movements next if it wasn't for the small voice that came from behind and asked, "And what's the last part? You said the feet were next to last."
"His dick. Oh my GOD. It's my favorite part. I LOVE his dick. Especially when-" Kurogane leaned forward, perhaps to stop himself from getting too excited.
"My dick, Kuro-Bon? You like my dick the best of all things on my body?" The voice was now too familiar. He knew this voice, because he was reminiscing over it earlier. He turned around to see a slightly blushing face. He wasn't red, as Kurogane noted, but pink. This was good because Kurogane didn't like Fai and red together. One or the other, but pink fitted Fai perfectly.
"Uh… I-I mean. Well… Ha ha ha! Isn't this funny!" Kurogane could feel himself going red ALL over. The sweat was next and rolled down his face all the way down to his neck. "We-Well! How was culinary club? I mean, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?"
"Since you started on the mouth," he smiled innocently. Fai's normally empty smiled beamed with pleasure. "I didn't know Kuro-Wan paid so close attention to me!" Kurogane knew he was brighter than a tomato at this point. "Well, Kuro-Pipi, that's my body. You can pick up at the dick when we get home, right?"
"A-ahh…" Fai leaned over and gently kissed him on the lips. He then took Kurogane's hand and ran it through his hair with one hand and slipped his dorm key into his back pocket with the other hand. Breaking the connection off, he smiled and whispered, "I love you, too, Kuro-Mi. See you tonight!" He blew Kurogane a kiss and then skipped off smiling and laughing to himself, his scarf bouncing in the wind all around.
As the coated figure skipped merrily away, Kurogane took a deep breath in. "That's what's so sexy about your body, but I love you, Fai, more than anything else. Including your dick." Kurogane smiled to himself and ran after the smiling man. The only thing that looked better than Fai was Fai and Kurogane hand in hand.
Afterthoughts: I'm VERY happy with these results. Better than Ezra is still playing, by the way. 'Our Last Night' does WONDERS let me tell you. I The music helped set the mood for the ending. But that's song's really angsty so think about just the music, not the lyrics. In fact, Ifeel prepped to write another fic!