New Toys (age 4)
Arcturus was wondering about his home bored while his parents did their own thing around the house. Mommy and Daddy were reading a book. Arcturus was bored with his toys and wanted to see what else there was to play with. He wanted to play with Chatterbeast but sometimes the creature could be a bit rough in his play, plus the animal was no where in sight. He ventured to the bathroom. Nope nothing fun in here.
He ventured into his parents room and opened the bottom drawer of the dresser where he found some "toys" that belonged to Mommy and Daddy. He knew Mommy and Daddy wouldn't mind him playing with their "toys" as long as he put them back when he was done. He picked up a large flesh covered phalletic shaped toy. It was soft and rubbery. And when you pushed a button on the side it vibrated. Next he pulled out small 'balloons' that were wrapped up inside a foil wrapper. He undid the packaging and looked at it.
It was the funniest looking balloon he had ever seen. Maybe he would ask daddy to blow it for him later on. He went back to playing with the phalletic toy for a while before he found another new and interesting toy. It was like underwear he wore now but frilly. On the packaging it said 'edible strawberry flavor'. He giggled. Pinhead and Kirsty having grown tired of reading became alarmed that their son wasn't being his usual noisy self. They crept to their room to find their son sitting down on the floor. His back was facing them so he didn't quite see them come in. He turned around and grinned. "Mommy and daddy what to these toys do? And look, I found baby balloons that have some flavor to them but I can't blow them up because they are slippery. And this toy that is purring looks like a pee pee.
Kirsty couldn't help it. The way her son said it his eyes were widened with surprise and innocent. Pinhead however had grown white (if that were even possible given his pale complection) with shock.
"Those are not little boy toys. Those are…." Pinhead couldn't finish. He turned helplessly to his wife. "Kirsty…" he whined. "Help out please." Kirsty managed to get her laughter under control. "Honey, those are mommy and daddy toys. Little boys aren't supposed to play with those." Kirsty managed to say without laughing.
"Why?" Arcturus asked shyly before putting the "fleshy toy" into his mouth being as he was nervous.
"Because your mother said- AHHHHHHH DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!" Pinhead screamed before falling back feinting. Arcturus took it from his mouth and placed it on his fathers chest. "I don't wanna play with you guys. You guys are too weird and don't wanna share." Arcturus huffed before leaving to his room leaving a stunned Kirsty (how was she going to explain this?) and a knocked out Pinhead by themselves.
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