Disclaimer: I do not own FFU or FFVII, they both belong to Square Enix.
"The Soil charge triad to use on you has been decided," Kaze announced, pointing at his target as at his side a plain grey mist bottle was pulled free of it's holster.
"Hear the call of my mist," Kumo intoned, raising it to his lips. "And be gone! Anger of the pure white song!" The bottle was sliced just as the Magun fired.
Ai and Yuh cowered behind Lisa with Crux, "Kids stay back!" Lisa instructed, ready to use her Kigen should the two fail.
There was a whistle as Knave readied the comodeen. "These invaders threaten order!" He yelled so that all his group could hear. "If Kaze or Makenshi were to fail it would be up to us to stop them."
Ifrit roared, hurling fire at it's target as energy built up Ittouju's sword like nose. "Who would think these beings could invade like this." The white swordsman muttered. "We fought one such foe and this one seems far simpler."
"Stupidity is a far greater Demon," Kaze replied as the summons attacked in unison. "Maybe a quartet would be in order." He prompted to gain a shake of the head in reply.
"I don't want to waste the bottles on such a trivial and foolish thing,"
Yuh seemed to realise something, "It's like they don't know FF VII is a game,"
Ai nodded in agreement, "Yeah, it's more stupid then 'Kenshi's brother."
-Purgatory-
Kiri grumbled to himself bitterly, "I heard that you brat,"
-Real World-
"It even says it on the box," Ai went on, pulling said DVD box from Posche Pocket's mouth; holding it up to show her brother. ""It's like they don't realise VII is a game!"
"Maybe we should write a counter story," Cid offered, the computer terminal opening in his chest. "So they'll realise that we don't want them here."
So they did.
In which Kumo succeeded in ramming the Maken through Sephiroth, Kaze shot Cloud and the Comodeen used Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo as pin cushions after liberal amounts of target practice.
It's sequel - in which Lisa beats Tifa in a battle of the breasts - is set for release next month.
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Explanation - I am by nature a patient person but am sick to the back teeth with the AC fics ending up here. Call my finicky if you want but this is the FFU section and it has problems enough without misplaced FFVII AC fics.
Don't get me wrong, I love AC but it's a tie in to the game not anything to do with FFU.