Mission: Capture the Big puppy
Intro: Number fourty-three! The evil threes are present again... KRIV is up and running. (smiles) I have to type the rest though, I've been really busy lately. Oh! Moi B-Day ish next Sunday! Turning fourteen! New Kuro-Dominant lemon in the works.
A/N: I like the stalker subject and Fai is just insane, so it works.
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Diary Input for Week 1, Day 1; Mission: Look at Kurogane
Today is the first day of the mission. Exactly 3 days, 16 hours, 24 minutes, and 7 seconds ago I met the most intriguing character ever. His name is Kurogane and the only reason I waited 3 days, 16 hours, 24 minutes, and 21 seconds to talk about him is because I met him last Friday.
Here Kuro-Woof comes, exactly on schedule. It's officially been 3 days, 16 hours, 24 minutes, and 20 seconds since I saw him last. He will never know it, but these past three-and-a-half days I have been watching him carefully from afar. He has no idea that I trailed him home on Friday, checked him out in the shower on Saturday, or slept in the tree outside his bedroom to watch him sleep on Sunday. Yes, by this point I know my Kuro-Wan's schedule quite well.
Results for Week 1, Day 1; Mission: Look at Kurogane
The subject woke up at 5:30 and proceeded to take his morning bath. His soaking water was filled of a rose-scented bubble-bath flavor and he washed his hair thoroughly. As he dried, the viewer had a clear view of his auburn muscles and family jewels.
At 6:00 the subject ate a morning meal consisting of 4 slices of toast with jam and jelly, 2 eggs over medium, 5 slices of bacon, 5 sausage links, 3 pancakes, a bowl of cereal, and a single cup of both orange juice and milk. At 6:20 the subject arrived at school upon leaving his house. His choice mode of transport was walking. The big puppy practiced an early session of kendo until 7:30.
At that time, he sparred with another kendo player and knocked the shit out of him for 15 minutes. Kuro-Pin then took a quick shower in the same view as earlier. After the short cleansing, the sexy male went to school and arrived at class earlier than most students. The time was 8:15. At 8:30 to 12:00, the subject attended his particular elective course and the bulk subjects of math and English.
Kuro-Chu proceeded to eat lunch on the rooftop to feel Japan's notorious winds. The reason for his lone eating was to, 'meditate on the nourishment of the food.' His lunch consisted of a large bento box with various types of sushi, rice balls, two bowls of rice, and three side dishes of vegetables. He returned to class and stayed until 13:45. From 14:00 to 15:30, the big puppy participated in his after-school kendo club and practiced.
Afterwards, the subject returned home and immediately rushed up the stairs to his room. The homework assigned to him captured his attention for four-and-a-half-hours. At 20:00, the big puppy ate a dinner of four pieces of steak, one rotisserie chicken, and sides of green beans, mashed potatoes, and rice. The subject returned to the shower for a final rinse and fell asleep at 22:15.
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What the HELL! The damn psycho had been following my trail all day! The blonde even took down notes of my meals. For criss-sake! He could at least talk to me or something! Don't just… watch me. It's disturbing. Well, actually, scratch that thought. He forgot my sides for dinner and just showed up on my porch to confirm what I had eaten for dinner. That… was scary. I mean, it looked like he was enjoying himself as he watched me do my homework. THE WHOLE TIME! Got to make sure I lock the damn window in the shower next time.
"Look at Kuro-Pii…"
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Diary Input for Week 1, Day 2; Mission: Watch Kurogane Run
Second day of the mission! I must say, what a fine job I have done! I congratulate myself. Although, I hop he thinks nothing of the porch incident… All I can say in conclusion of yesterday is this: trees are very uncomfortable to sleep in! Make note to bring a sleeping bag next time I decide to watch Kuro-Chan sleep.
Note to remember: Kuro-Chu has a very (underline x5) nice body! (Add fan-girl squeal here) I might add it's even better when he touches himself. However, the best part of the drying technique is when he flexes his muscles in front of t eh mirror. It's both enjoyable and humorous. Will add in shower scene soon!
Results for Week 1, Day 2; Mission: Watch Kurogane Run
The subject woke up at the designated time and carried out the morning schedule as yesterday. Due to the free space caused by this, here is the shower exclusive:
First he turns on the water. The approximate hot water-to-cold water ratio is 3-to-1. As the water spurts out, he grabs a bottle of bubbles and squirts it in to foam. After the water is set and starts to fill with bubbles, the subject removes his clothing – starting with his shirt and moves downwards. As the puppy removes his clothing, he massages his muscles intently, working out any kinks that may have been there prior.
By the time of completion, the water is filled. He slips into the bath and sighs in pleasure. Please note that the sighing is even to drive anyone insane.
On the ledge of the bath there is a bottle of rose-scented oil and a similar-scented can of rock-salt. He sprinkles in the rock salt then rubs himself with the oil. He rubs his whole structure evenly, giving just as much attention to one part as he does the other. It seems as though the subject enjoys massages his neck the most. He seems to smile and moans in deeper tones than the regular.
Eventually, the subject drains to bath and turns on the shower with cold water to rinse off the oil. He turns everything off to drain when he finishes completely. After stepping out of the shower, he grabs a black towel and shakes himself like a dog. (Big puppy! You get it?) He continues the shake briskly as he dries his body off. He gives special attention to his… spot. (Details on this are shady because I fell out of the tree and started convulsing.)
Kuro-Pon did not go to school today. The big puppy left at 7:00 to play hooky. Hot spots of importance include a sword shop, a McDonald's, a clothing store, a scent shopette, a music vendor, and four ramen stands. In addition to his five lunch stops, the big puppy bought many wholesale snack packages along the way to nibble on.
I was gone for a total of 5 minutes, 4 milliseconds, and 3 nanoseconds to capture a disguise. What took place in the elapsed time is unknown. At 10:26 the subject went to an arcade to play a variety of machines. His play list includes shooter games, a few retro-handle machines, gambling games, pachinko, and one-on-one fighter games in which he played a samurai.
Lunch time for Kuro-Wan was from 12:00 to 12:30. However, the big puppy did not eat much because he had been snacking often the entire day. From 12:30 to 15:30 the boy was enraptured in a game called, 'Dance Dance Revolution.' After loosing at a few rounds of crane games, the male finally left the arcade at 16:00.
Upon reaching his house, he told his parents that he had stayed longer at kendo practice because he had already finished all his homework. The subject climbed up the stairs and reached his room, locking it shut. After watching a samurai movie, 2 TV shows, and listening to music for 7 minutes and 16 seconds, the boy ate a dinner similar to the day prior and carried out his nightly routine.
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Oh.My.God. He is most definitely stalking me! I tried to shake him off today when I noticed he was watching me walk to school. Even in the Shibuya district I couldn't get rid of him! Things are getting scary. Like his, 'disguise,' for instance. What kind of retard goes and buys a costume consisting of a leather hat, a dark trench coat and boots in broad daylight! Oh yeah, the whole shower thing was pretty disturbing, too. My mom was about to call the police and an ambulance when he started limping away as he convulsed. Something is seriously disturbed with him. Clearly, it needs to stop. I just don't know how to run away from it all…
"Watch Kuro-Bin run…"
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Diary Input for Week 1, Day 3; Mission: Run, Kurogane ,Run
The mission is coming together nicely! I can't believe it; I was almost caught sprinting across his lawn yesterday. Yeah, I'm thinking about sending him one of those letter with the words cut out from magazines and newspapers. Maybe calling him and saying, 'I'm outside your window and can hear you breathing,' would be better? Only one way to find out!
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The blonde watched his breathing, making sure not to make a sound. Fai stepped a few strides closer to run behind yet another pillar. Poking out his head to ensure his safety, he walked onto the main walk soundlessly again. He was alert, ready to leap to the side for when the brunette swung his head back.
Kurogane sighed, stopping in his tracks. "Look, I know you're there and it's kinda scaring me. Can't you walk and talk with me like regular people?"
Fai's cerulean eyes widened. "You… knew I was following you?"
"In your speak," Kurogane stopped, confronting the other, "you've been stalking me for 5 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes, and 26 seconds."
"You've been keeping count!" the flaxen boy squealed; now attached to the taller's arms. Auburn cheeks blushed furiously, cornered in their own doing.
Shoving the other off, Kurogane recomposed himself. "Just… tell me what you want with me."
"What I want?" Fai giggled, slipping his hand into Kurogane's thick palm, "Well, all the perverted stalker urges aside, I want to be more than just friends with you."
Kurogane stopped mid-stride, shocked at what was happening.
Fai twirled around and blushed, shrugging his shoulders. Stepping in, he inched a few centimeters away from chapped lips. "You're strong, good looking, and I know all your good points that no one else knows. Who wouldn't fall in love with that?"
"You do realize that we're both guys?" Kurogane asked, as if Fai hadn't realized the butch individual was indeed a male.
Crimson eyes widened as Fai licked Kurogane's lips.
"Does that answer everything you need to know?" the blonde giggled, smiling innocently.
The athlete growled, clenching a fist as he forced his eyes shut.
"I'm not even your friend. In fact, you barely know about me. But you know, I'm absolutely crazy about you. However, I guess this is kind of sudden for you, eh?" Fai sighed, averting his gaze. He was smiling, but also in pain. It was as if he had already been rejected.
Briskly striding, Kurogane grabbed Fai's slender wrist. "That doesn't matter. You're not my friend, right? You're my stalker. That means you want to hurt me. You're a bad person."
"I haven't hurt you," Fai stated confused, "yet."
"Don't make me spell it out," Kurogane groaned. Fai shot him another quizzical stare.
Through a furious blush, the taller managed to choke out, "What I'm saying is, for the past 5 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes, and 7 seconds I've been falling for my stalker."
Fai's blue sparkles gleamed up at their crimson counterparts with a smile. "You're late for your early kendo session, according to my information, but if you hurry you might be able to catch a brisk shower."
Kurogane's lips perked upwards into a smirk – a first for Fai, That was a definite, 'Hell yeah.'
"Run, Kuro-Chang, run."
Results for Week 1, Day 3; Mission: Run, Kurogane, Run
Let's just say that I got to take a shower and skip all my classes to spend time with Kuro-Mon. When we got, 'home,' Kuro-Tan said I had to stop taking the notes down because he wouldn't be willingly to move onto our next activity if I was still hung up on a stalker mission. And so, the next phase of the mission began. Of course, I can't write that down here...
-O- Mission: Accomplished, End Transaction -O-
Afterthoughts: Better than afterthoughts, it's after hours! (laughs like crazy) I'm feeling a little drunk, so please excuse my behavior. Please give me any reviews because I have cookies here. (wink wink)