Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders. And the song was written by Robert. B and Richard S. Sherman.

Note: I only changed about 7 words.12 if you count that they were repeated. Didn't need to change it that much. It's pretty accurate, I think, about both jumping people and picking up chicks. Its not that funny. It has no point. This is one of things I do, then later ask my self, 'Why?'. This is my second thing that has to do with something Disney...

-------------------------

They're neat, they're foul
they're up, they're down
they're in, they're out
they're all about
they're far, they're near
they're gone, they're here
they're quick and slick
they're insincere

Beware, Beware
Be a very wary boy

A Greaser or Social
is very confuzle
a Greaser or Social's very sly, sly, sly, sly
They come in ones and twoozles
but if they so choozles
before your eyes you'll see them multiply, ply, ply, ply

They're extraordinary, so better bewary
because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
If blonds are what you covet
you'll find that they love it
because they'll fuck the thing you prize!

Beware, Beware
be a very wary boy

They're extraordinary
so better bewary
because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
if blonds what you covet
you'll find that they love it
because they'll fuck the thing you prize!

they're neat, they're foul
they're up, they're down
they're in, they're out
they're all about
they're far, they're near
they're gone, they're hear
they're quick and slick
they're insincere

Beware, Beware, Beware, Beware, Beware !