"This is why you need a girl," Sirius stated as he plopped down next to Remus in the common room, snatching the volume from his friend's hands.
"Hey, at least I'm not out crushing half of the girls' hearts here," Retorted Remus, reaching for his book.
"It keeps him busy and out of our hair though," James countered, motioning to Sirius (who was attempting to read the book upside-down), "And that's good enough for me."
Remus rolled his eyes, stood and took back his text, "Unlike you two, I happen to like reading.
Besides, don't you know, girls have cooties."