YAAAY! Lot's of reviews! I'm glad people like my story!
Selphie:YAAAAAAY!
Squall:MY FRICKEN' EARS! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS SCREAMING?
Me:It's not my fault! What do you expect when you have a normally hyper person eating tons of sugar? Calmness?
Squall: Uhhhhhhhh…Mabye.
Me:Whatever. Disclaimer, please?
Selphie:YAAAAAAAAY!
Me:GOD DAMMIT! SHUT-UP AND DO THE GOD DAMMED DISCLAIMER!
Squall:Woa, what's up with that?
Me:Sorry. Split personalities. Now, disclaimer please?
Selphie:Kay. PowHammer doesn't own FF8.
Me:STORY TIME!
Chapter 3
When we last left our alleged, "heroes", they where thinking about what the assistant person dude thingie said. All except Rinoa who was thinking about why everything hated her. And by everything, I mean everything.
Selphie's POV
"That reminds me," Squall had said, breaking the awkward silence. "How exactly did you get here?"
"Uhhhhhhhmmmmm…I flew? Yea, that's it, I flew!" I heard the human ass-wipe said.
"Whatever," I said. "Well, so much for "don't worry about the frogs"!
Flashback
We where in Headmaster Cid's office.
"Don't worry about the frogs." He said.
End Flashback
"Hey, look, a giant frog!" The Village Idiot (AKA Rinoa) screamed.
"I have an idea," I said evily. "Why don't you go pet it?"
"OK," Rinoa said. She walked over to the giant frog and tried to pet it. The key word is try. When she went up to pet it, it swallowed it whole.
"AHHHHHH! Help me!" I could hear Rinoa scream.
"Oh no, FartFace McFreakburger is trapped in the frog. Whatever shall we do?" I said sarcastically.
"Do you guys LIKE seeing me miserable?" Rinoa asked.
"Yes," both me and Squall said. We had really gotten closer on this mini-journey. That, and we had one major thing in common, our burning hatred towards Rinoa that burns so much, it lit Balamb Forest on fire.
Flashback
"I HATE YOU RINOA!" both me and Squall said. Sudddenly, Balamb Forest blew up in flames.
"Who did this?" Headmaster yelled.
Me and Squall replied "Uh, uh... SHE DID IT!" we said pointing to Rinoa as we ran into Garden.
"Time for your punishment! ULTIMA!" We heard Headmaster scream, followed by an "Oh crap," and a big BOOM!
End Flashback
"Should we rescue her?" Squall asked me.
"Sure, but hitting the frog COULD "accidentally" damage Rinoa in the process,"I said to Squall.
"……….. DON"T WORRY, WE'RE COMING RINOA!" we both said. We ran up and started hitting the frog.
"AHHH! OW! Can you guys hit a little softer?" Rinoa said through the frogs mouth.
"Okay, we'll try," I said. "But what's the key word Squall?"
"Try," he said back to me.
"Thanks, gu- what do you mean TRY?" Rinoa screamed. We both ran up to the frog, and insread of hitting SOFTER, we hit HARDER. After we killed the frog, we saw Rinoa come out.
"Why is it that everytime we try to kill- um I mean get rid of you, you keep coming back?" I said.
So Rinoa said "Because I'm never going to die."
And, lo, it is done. I'm glad people like my story, so if you want a new chappie, I will needreviews. And if you dare flame, you will pay dearly. Bye!