HI! I'm back! Time four your next instalment of "Hidden Fellings"!

Selphie:YAAAAAAAY!

?(mystery girl):Already?

Me:Yah...

:Uh-oh...

Squall:What?

:He's feeling random...that's not good...

Me:yeah it is!

Disclaimer:I don't own FF8, because if I did, Squall and Selphie would've gotten married, Quistes would be a slutbag-whore, and the Moombas would have eaten Rinoa...

Chappie 5

When we last left our characters, they had found a mystery girl beating the snot out of the evil lesbo...

"I'm not a lesbo!"

...that was weird...but back to the story. Squall and Selphie walk over to the mystery girl who will now be referred to as MG!

"Hi!"MG greeted them "I'm...new around here! Could you please show me around?"

"Sure!" I(Selphie)replied. "We would be happy to! All we're doing is mission for Balamb Garden, nothin' special..."

"Thanks!" MG yelled. We all started walking around the desolate town, showing MG around and ocasionally killing a random frog. We even showed her how to fool Rinoa into playing dead in the lake and how to make her hold her breathe till her face is seventeen different shades of blue! She was actually a lot of fun! As we finished our tour, I decided to ask her if she wanted to join our alleged 'mission'! She, ofcourse said yes.

"So what are we trying to do?"MG asked. We breifed her on our mission and told her all the details about what we learned and about SeeD and Garden and all that other crap. She seemed pretty interseted because she kept staring at us-er, Squall...did she have the hot's for him? Because if she dares lay a FINGER on my man, i'm going to kill- wait, did I just call Squall MY man? Uugghhhhhh, creepy thoughts...

"I think I get it now!"MG yelled. As we started back on our mission, we first decided to investigate the front of the town.

"Why are we checking the fro--AAAHHHHHHHH!"Rinoa screamed as she fell into a 74 mile pit at Mach 2.

"Because of that!"I yelled down to her while slightly snickering. We went back into the elavater and down twords the village after decapatating the damn gardians of the Ultima draw spot for doubling the price they tripled of the price they quadrupled of the original price. After going into the hotel, we shot the inn keeper and went to our rooms, while destroying the moomba snow globe since it played that evil song by Rinoa's faggot mom. After getting a good nights sleep, we wen't to find the assistant person dude thingie, only to find him dead. We burned the body and dumped the ashes on Rinoa. We were going to leave the city to go to a bar or something since this place was useless, when I suddenly blurted out...

"Hey?"I said, pointing to MG. "What's your name?"

"Oh, my name's..."

BWAHAHAHAHA! You really think I'm going to give you the name yet? Not till I get more votes! And everyone who voted in the last chappie can vote again! Now your choices are down to Yuffie, Aeris, Rikku, and Paine. And, I made this cappie a little weird. If you can guess what's weird about this chappie, I will give to points to the person you vote for instead of one! The first pesron who gets it right wins, so review quickly!