I'm alive!
MG:wow….
Selphie:Did you forget to take your pills this morning?
Me:…maybe…but the polls are in, and the winner is…well, you'll find out in the chapter…and the weird thing in my last chapter was that Squall never spoke! But no one got it…so the closet person to it gets 2 votes. And the person is…Potato Puff!
Squall:Are you okay?
Me:Yes…depending on what you mean by okay…
Selphie:PowHammer dun own FF8
Me:Chappie start!
Chapter after chappie five!
When we last left our crew of X-Play addicted adolescent tyrants, Selphie was asking the new a question…
"Are you a lesbian?"
NO! NOT THAT QUESTION!
"Oh, right…What's your name?"
"I am Paine!" –gaspies-
"Oh…" Selphie said.
"I'm alive!" Shitnoa screamed after climbing out of the hole.
"Hey, come here for a second," Pain said.
"Ok" Pain took out her giant sword of doom and put it on Rinoa's neck.
"Do you want me to decapitate you?" Paine asked. Rinoa shook her head…which caused her to slit her own throat and she fell on the ground bleeding and twitching…
"That's what I thought…" Paine said. She took out a funny glowing orb and was engulfed in flowers, and when the flowers disappeared, she looked like a skimpy waitress at a casino with cards bigger then her head…
"…What the hell is that!" Squall yelled! Suddenly, Mireille from .hack / came out of no where and grabbed the sphere out of Paine's hands and yelled "YAAAAAAY! A RARE ITEM!" and started running down the street.
"…that was strange…" Paine said.
"Hey Rinoa," I (Selphie) said. "Come with me…"
"Otay," They went down to the lake.
"There's a scratch and sniff sticker down there. Go sniff it,"
"Hmmmmm…………………………………………….Ok!" Granola dove under the water.
"Quick!" Selphie yelled. "Shoot her dog!" Squall fired his gunblade at the retarded dog and fired. BOOM! Then Rinoa's body floated up to the surface.
"Finally!" I yelled.
"What I miss?" Cocknoa said.
"DANMIT! DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!" Squall yelled. Suddenly, a magic floating baby popped out of nowhere.
"AH! DEMON BABIES FROM HELL HAVE COME TO EAT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Rinoa screamed. I ran up to her and placed spikes on her shoulders.
"Hey Rinoa! What's 2+2?" I yelled.
"I dun kno-" Rinoa stopped and fell on the ground with gaping holes in her head.
"I am the show host of…" The magic flying baby said, "Who's your girlfriend!"
They where randomly transported to a place that looked like it was from the sixties with horrible music.
"MY EARS ARE BLEEEEDING!" I yelled.
"In this game, the lovely bachelor" He points to Squall," will have to choose from one of the bachelorettes!"
"Are you gay?" I asked the flying child.
"W-wh-what!" He yelled
"You said Squall was lovely…" Paine said.
"Actually, I was referring to all the pink, and hearts, and jewelry, and the fact he keeps staring at some guy in the audience with a glazed look in his eyes…"
"Oh…"
Will Squall pick Paine, or Selphie? Is the floating 4-year old gay? Where is Waldo and Camron? Find out in the next chapter!