Harry Potty and Ronald Weasel

The Twosome Gruesome

I have bad writers block. REVEIW:-)

Harry and Ron went out to play.

Suddenly- rabid raccoons started attacking them!

They had to be destroyed.

And I was the one who had to do it.

I am RAFIKI!

HEAR ME ROAR! EEK!

These were times that tried man's souls.

This was the winter of our discontent.

Food was very low, and so was water.

We decided to eat a Potty and a Weasel.

We went hunting.

Our elite raccoons were doing a good job.

Now all we have to is drag them back to our cave.

Yummy eating tonight.

SUDDENLY-

Darthy burst from the ceiling!

"Unhand those poor people! You have no right eating them!" said Darthy

"We caught them!" I said.

"So what!"

Darthy suddenly stole our food!

"Up, Up, and AWAY!" bellowed Darthy.

She promptly brought them back to Aneis, where she and her clan feasted well.

Me & my dad wrote some of this…..

Don't complain, writers block! I was looking for inspiration!

I REALLY don't care what you say….,

Aneis