Author's Note: This isn't actually a chapter as you can probably see. I'm leaving for 3 weeks and will have no access to a computer in order to update so this fic is on temporary hiatus. I've been having a lot of trouble with this trouble probably because of the lack of what I need in the first two chapters. When I started writing this, I wanted it to be funny and witty and sassy, but I don't feel like it's any of those, so when I come back I plan on rewriting the first two chapters before moving on. Sorry to those who have been reading, see you in 3!