Chapter Nine: How to Properly Carry a "Damsel in Distress"

Oo! I get to answer stuff for people! Crystal Feathers, see, it can't be Ansem because 1) Ansem is gone. 2)There were basically three Ansems 3) They were the real Ansem who died trying to destroy Kingdom Hearts, Xeanhort, Ansems assistant, and Xemnas, the Nobody and Organization leader, actually there're four of them if you could Xeanhort's heartless, which is the Ansem faced in Kingdom Hearts One. Tada. There it is, plain and simple. And if you read on to the following chapters, all the teachers in the school were actually disguised Organization members, EVEN though they were all "dead." Also, here's a bit of a summary so far: I got sucked into the game, then I fell on to Destiny islands. I became friends with Sora and co and started to go to school with them, started getting the crap scared out of my by the teachers. Riku demands proof of the game actually working, so somehow we find a PS2 and we use it. Then one of the teachers from school wants me to meet with him, Sora and co. coming. He turns out to be Marluxia. I threaten him with matches, end up holding Axels's chakrams and then running off screaming then I'm on the other island, and all the teachers from school are turning into Organization members and ganging up on me, and then . And then, they kidnap me! Alright I'm done. Go get some cookies and cream ice cream and juice…WAIT! It's a normal snack! (OMG long intro!)

"I don't like you guys anymore." I hissed, as I shifted around on some purple couch. "You were cool when I was playing the game, now you're all mean." Xaldin sat in front of me with a darkening glare. "I mean, aren't you all supposed to be dead? I don't get this!"

Xaldin reached forward and literally yanked the Kyo bag off of my back. He opened it and pulled out the cases for the games. "You don't happen to have anything that could work these?" I shook my head.

"It's not with me." Yay! I don't have to lie!

"C'mon, kid." Xigbar said, picking me up and carrying me under his arm. "Take me to it."

"Why do you need it!" I yelled, flailing about because someone was carrying me.

"We just do, now come on." He continued.

I began to gnaw on him arm. "I already told you, I'm not as thick as Sora!" I mumble yelled. "Tell me why or I'll tear your arm off!"

"You're being too rough with her, Xigbar." Zexion said from the corner, yanking me out from under his arm, and attempting to sit me on his shoulder. "She's a girl, so we have to treat her gently."

I have to sudden urge to kick him in the face. But I like his hair. "Um, excuse me. I never said I was going." Demyx barged into the conversation.

"No, she's like one of those damsels in distress, you're supposed to carry her like this!" He pulled me off Zexion's shoulder and carried me in his arms for a minute.

"And you had to kill of the one who probably knew how to handle girls!" I snapped, jumping down. "No wonder most of you hot ones got killed off in Chain of Memories!" I crossed my arms and grunted. "You know, for an Organization, you're not very organized. It's like you do what you want, when you want. You should go to something like, 'Evil Organization Group Therapy.'" I found myself noticing that I had run out of witty names for them. NOOO! Look what this game has done to me. I glared at Marluxia. "And you call yourself a leader! Damn, Xemnas was better than you even though he didn't give a crap when Sora 'killed' you guys off! I could be a better leader! And I have a heart!"

"Or do you?" Saix interrupted with a sinister laugh. I grabbed the nearest object to me and threw it at his head.

"This is why I want to go home! All of you are OOC!" I paused. "If you say that, it sounds like ook."

Zexion returned to attempting to show some of the other members the proper way to hold a teenage girl. And once again, I was thrown, literally, to each member. I swear. I could be a better leader.

"This is getting annoying!" I sang. "Up and down. Up and down." I groaned, feeling myself getting sick. "PUT ME DOWN!" And I ended back on the couch; with my bag finally back in my hands.

"I'm taking her!" Demyx shouted out, grabbing me and my bag and running into a portal of darkness.

Well that was fun.

Not really.

"So, anywhere in particular you wanna go?" he asked me.

"How about on my feet?" I asked sarcastically. He looked at me a bit nervously as I threatened him with a match.

Hold on a second! Why the hell does everyone keep going back and forth with this fear of my matches! I mean, they're so tiny and they only stay lit for a minute! I don't get it! I mean, why is Demyx scared of my matches! He controls water. Tell me that that's not weird. I mean, he could conjure a squirt gun or something and put out my matches! Wait again…I didn't pack matches on my here did I? How are there matches in my bag? Why do I have them? Maybe this is some kind of conspiracy, and I am Axel or something. OHEMGEE! I could be like to Axel, like Roxas is to Sora. That'd be so cool! Maybe that's why I'm here and I scare people with Fire. And when I was told that Axel got turned into a Dusk, maybe he got turned into ME! Oh this is so cool! Hold on a moment while I resort into fangirl mode. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay I'm done.

"Would you like to be nice and tell me what the hell is going on?" I asked cutely, hoping he was the type of person who could fall for that kind of thing.

"Uhh." He started, unfortunately, I was sidetracked, by the fact that the portal opened up into what was my room.

"I'm back!" I cheered, plopping on to my bed, and snuggling into the blanket. "Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod!" I yanked the blanket over my head. "You can go now." I said from under the blanket.

I heard Demyx scream in frustration. "You gotta get what you need and come on, I need to get you out of here!"

"Huh?" I asked, peeking my face out from under the blanket. I sharply inhaled a breath. The walls of my room behind him were swirling with darkness.

"It's being destroyed now."

"It was already destroyed." I corrected.

"It wasn't, now get things you need and come on!" I jumped off my bed and pulled a giant bag from my closet, and began to pile in notebooks, sketchbooks, pillows, blankets, clothes, games, and such things. And with a surge of guilt that I might be helping the other members of the Organization, I grabbed my PS2. Then, finally, I tossed in this computer to let everyone of other worlds read my recollection of these events.

I then looked at my room with a teary eyed look, and grabbed my old baby blanket as Demyx pulled me back into the portal. Yes, I did say baby blanket.

"We got it!" Demyx assured as I curled up on the same purple couch. I couldn't believe that it really was all gone now. My room…my mom…and my home, they were all gone.

"I hate this!" I yelled out, at the rejoicing Organization members. "My home is gone! What are you planning! You could have just let me stay there until it was all over with!"

The rejoicing stopped, and Marluxia stormed up to me. "You should be at least pleased that we saved you ass!" he snapped. "We got you out of that world before the signs even started."

"You were the ones!" I replied. "You're the ones who yanked me in my TV!" I paused. "And the second time?"

"That too." He growled. Marluxia turned around quickly, but long enough for me to pull out a match and flick it, lit of course, at the bottom of his coat, starting to flame up. Ha! It's a Snape moment in Harry Potter! He stamped it with his heal and turned back at me. "You think you're smart, don't you?"

"Yeah, I know I am." I said. "I'm in all Honors classes and I'm an existentialist." He conjured the scythe and threw it down so it was just at my face. I'm not sure what I did, but seconds later; we were both on other sides of the room. Either we had been punished (Haha, Me and Marluxia punished for fighting.) or we were still fighting. And in my hands, were Axel's circle things…no, they're chakrams, remember that, Anna! Chakrams!

I assumed we were fighting.

The other Organization members were all lined against the walls like referees. Marluxia pushed himself against the wall, and dashed through the air at me the scythe read to slice through me. Ow…

I threw up the chakrams in front of my to stop the slice. "Stop it!" I screamed, my eyes tightly shut, as I felt an extremely hot change in the climate. I opened my eyes carefully to see a tall wall of fire separating me from Marluxia.

He smirked and allowed the scythe to vanish. "I think we've found our new number eight."
"No!" I quickly interrupted. "If you had told me that you wanted me to be a new Organization member, you might as well have said that when I told you all I could be a better leader. But now, that I'm pissed as hell since I know that you purposely waited for me to be mad enough from knowing that you allowed my world to be destroyed, and take me to it right when it's happening." I walked up to Demyx. "I don't hate you though." I waved a finger at him. "You gave me warning about my home world…and you've never been really uber bad to Sora. But you suck at fighting, but that's alright. I like you. You're cool." I looked at everyone else, and grabbed my giant bag and the Kyo bag. "And don't tell me now that I've lost my heart and I'm a Nobody too!"

"What if we said you are?" Vexen commented, he had been very quiet the whole time, even with his demonstration as to hold a girl.

I yanked out a match. "Well, if I'm supposed to be your new Axel or something, I could probably make tater tots outta you." Mmm…tater tots. "And plus, I'd remember not having a heart! I mean, I can feel. I know that I'm pissed at all of you, except Demyx. I know what it's like to be excited, happy, I wish I knew what love was, but don't make me talk about that because I'll yank your hair out. Now, where's the exit?"

Laxeaus pointed to a do with a big, giant, glowing sign saying "Exit" and I walked out, finding myself back to Destiny Islands, turning around to see where I had been…I screamed, obviously really, really mad.

It was the school. Probably the faculty room.