Chapter Fourteen: U Jst got Pwn3d N00b!
Okay, so I have to say that I am really happy that I have over 1000 hits. I've never gotten more than 300 hits on any of my stories, and my most amount of reviews is 17. So, I'm really happy with this story. I'm also happy to hear that I've been put into a C2 that says, and I quote, "An archive that holds the few, the proud, the best stories for one of the most loved games of all time! Basically, it has all the good Kingdom Hearts stories that make you want to get comfortable and just read all day." That makes me feel AWESOME. And whether or not people want me to, I'm going to write an Axel story. If you can't tell, he and Demyx are my favorite new original characters in KH2. Then again, at heart, like most girls, I'm a Riku fangirl…Hey, I can be a fangirl to more than one guy, can't I? Alright, you're still stuck with Kix, I don't have any other food in the house.
The King had given me my own personal room in the castle to use until Sora and the others arrived there to help me out. It was pretty nice, it was—oh how do I say it?—luxurious.
I was allowed to explore the castle everyday, as long as I didn't break anything. It was great. They had one of those ball pits! You know, those things with all the multi-colored balls and little kids could dive into it! It's so cool! Talk about a break!
Well…it was a great break until, I headed into the courtyard and…
"You're stalking me aren't you?" I asked, seeing Demyx leaning against a trimmed hedge. "How did you get in here?"
"Why aren't you doing your job?" he replied with another question.
"What if I told you I was being held hostage?" I lied, continuing the question game.
"Why would they do that?" Demyx caught on.
"Why wouldn't they?"
"What's wrong with the King?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Why'd'you have to be so mean?"
"Why should I be nice?"
"Why shouldn't you?" It took me a second, I needed to answer quickly.
"Why should I be nice to someone like you?" He smiled, seeming to see my confusion.
"Why can't we just kiss and make up?"
"Why would I want to kiss you?" I replied back, a bit freaked out.
"Why don't you?"
"Do you remember that you don't have a heart?" Damn! That one was good!
"Touché." He said, ending the game, and backing up into a portal of darkness.
I stood there in all anger, sadness, and a bit confused, and I dashed off towards the throne room, tripping several times on the soft fluffy carpet.
"King Mickey!" I called out, tripping on the carpet again, as I ran up to him and Queen Minnie. "The Organization…" I panted, feeling like I had ran a marathon.
Listen well kiddies: Don't smoke no matter how depressed you are
Also: I quit a while ago.
"What about it?" the King asked, making sure the door was closed.
"They got in." I continued, breathing heavily. "One of them at least, Demyx. He was in the courtyard."
"How could they have gotten in?" the Queen asked.
"I don't know." I replied, pacing and yanking my hair. "Gah, everything's my fault!"
"Are you sure there was only one of them?" the King went on.
"Only where I was." I replied.
"Go search the upper floors, Anna." The King ordered. "They might be here to take you back. Hurry up and go!"
"Already gone!" I called from the doorway.
The chakrams appeared in my hands, as Dusks appeared in the hallways. I don't want to pull an Axel in order to protect the castle! I am not going to—AHH!
It bit me! A Dusk bit me!
I kicked it. Go me. I kicked it.
And then I ran. I haven't had any experience fighting Nobodies other than the Organization…Where's my reaction command and my triangle button! I'm going to pretend to hit it, and maybe, I'll perform Reversal.
C'mon imaginary button, help me.
Oof…
I fell…I guess that counts.
I got up and I suddenly thought of something. I'm holding, two three-foot wide chakrams that weight, maybe twenty-five pounds each, I don't know, they're heavy, and I've got a whole line of Dusks in front of me…
"CHAAARGE!" I shouted, running down the hallway, throwing them all to the said and vanishing in a poof of white smoke.
I looked back, and pointed and laughed, hoping that it wouldn't antagonize the survivors…they could think, remember?
I ran up a staircase, find very few Dusks on the higher levels…I could some help here…I'm a klutz, help…please…I don't want to do this alone.
"Sora you lucky bastard." I said aloud. "You've got loads of friends everywhere you go, you always have someone to help you!"
"Aww, how sad is that?" I turned around, and Demyx was there…again!
"Are they trying to make you redeem yourself?" I asked. "This is getting really annoying!"
"Sorry about that, but, well, I'm here to either take you back, or…use excessive…action." He explained. I was really tempted to say, "You'll never take me alive, copper!" but I didn't.
"Fine," I said. "Use excessive action." I held the chakrams firmly in my hands and waited for Demyx to make a move, but instead, I just…
Shwing….
"Ha!" I pointed at him, laughing, as he swung the sitar at me. "Ow…" I sniffed. "You hurt a girl." I let my eyes well up with "tears."
"Holy crap, I'm so sorry!" he yelped. "Are you okay?" He gave me a hand, helped me up, then.
"Wow…you're really gullible." I observed, almost freaked out. "I know plenty of guys who don't fall for that…maybe it's just a worldly thing."
"You little…" Demyx fought off the urge to probably call me a bitch, and started rapidly playing the sitar. Water began to stream up from the ground.
I squealed and I braced myself to start to try drinking…That probably won't work…But…maybe if I…
I ran right up to Demyx and stood there, because he wouldn't turn his water on himself. No one's that stupid. "Why don't we make this a fair fight?" I suggested. "No fire, no water, just weapons." Please buy it, please buy it…
"Alright." Demyx agreed. YES! He bought it! "Why not." And he swung at me with the sitar, knocking me to the ground.
"Ow." I groaned, raising a hand.
"You said 'fair fight'." He smirked, standing over me with the sitar pointed at my face.
"Not gonna help me this time?" I asked, waving my hand. "That really hurt. I'm not faking this time."
Demyx stepped away from me and attempted to try and carry a damsel in distress again…But, me being awesome like that…
I swung the chakrams at the bottom of his coat before he could even try carrying this "damsel in distress."
"Just because I fall doesn't mean that I'm down for good." I laughed, as I swung again, with Demyx blocking my attack with the bottom of the sitar.
Demyx swung the sitar at me again, causing me to counterattack, knocking him down on to the ground. He rebounded, and the fight continued.
Then I swung at him once more, in some cool spinning thing that I saw Axel do before, knocking him on to his back again. I can't believe that I actually succeeded in doing it.
I pointed both chakrams at Demyx. He started to forced himself up, only to lean back on his hands.
"What was that?" he asked. I grinned wildly, and resorted to my 1337 days.
"U jst got pwn3d n00b!" I laughed, starting to run off.
"What?" Demyx called after me.
"That was 1337 for, 'I just kicked your ass!'" And I made sure he faded off again.
I searched to higher hallways of the castle in search of anymore Dusks or Organization members. Fortunately, there were none, good for me. I'm wiped out.
I headed back down to the throne room, and informed the King of having had cleared the castle. I was exhausted. That's just a sign that I'm barely a match for Demyx. I'm like, this much, better than he is. By the way, I was pinching my fingers together for that.
"So, they're trying to get you back." The King analyzed. "What did you tell Demyx about why you're still here?"
"I told him I was being held hostage." I said. The King looked thoughtful.
"I'm going to have to notify Sora about this, he should get here right away." He said.
"What should I do until then?" I asked.
"Don't leave the castle." The King Advised. "The Organization will find another way to get into the castle, so do not leave the castle!"
I don't really want to leave the castle. But what I do want…is to know how they got in here…without a heart.