Hi! I am here! Xiaolin Idol needs more reviews, BTW. Kimiko and Chase are both tied with no votes. Here it is...
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown, but I do own Angel and Susannah, and Angel and Rai's future children.
Chapter 15: Baby Problems
Raimundo's POV:
The crying won't stop. I have to change Susie's diaper every time she goes in it. Angel always feeds her breast milk, and that is just stupid. EVER HEARD OF A BOTTLE!
"Raimundo, Susie went poop again," Omi yelled, after spending a little time with Susie.
"Clay, why don't you change Susie's diaper?" I asked.
"What do you think I am, her nanny?" Clay asked.
"I'll pay you," I said with a smile.
"NO! Master Fung said this was YOUR responsibility, not mine or Omi's, and Angel always feeds her, so you should change her diapers," Clay yelled.
"Good news, because of Rai's complaining, we are going to feed the baby with a bottle, now pass the cute whittle baby," Angel said, taking Susie from me.
She put the bottle in her face and Susie began to suckle on it. It was down in 5 seconds flat. But she was so cute when she did that.
"Raimundo, I think you need to get back to training with Clay and Omi, don't worry I'll take care of Susie," Angel said, before leaving us to change Susie's diaper.
-5 days later-Angel's POV:
"Jack, what are you doing here?" Raimundo asked to the person at the front door.
"I came to see my sister, and my niece, but I don't want to see you," It was definitely my brother.
"Jack, here we are!" I sang pushing Rai out of the way.
"She's so cute," Jack cooed, looking at his niece.
"She gets it from her father," I said with a smirk.
"Never speak the name of the devil, or even mention him," Jack is to over protective.
"He did not rape me or anything, and by the way, he isn't the devil," I said, glaring at Jack.
"You mentioned the devil!" I guess he was just playing.
"Raimundo," I said, after a second he was there.
"AHHH! IT'S THE DEVIL! KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!" Jack yelled.
"Did you tell Mom and Dad?" I asked Jack.
"If I told them, I would be dead, too," Jack said looking at the ground.
"I'll tell them," I pulled out my cell phone and dialed my home phone number.
"Mom, I have a baby," I said.
"What type of car is it?" my mom asked.
"NO! Not an awesome car, I actually mean a baby, as in me being a mother, like you!" I yelled in the phone.
"I am so proud! I am a grandmother! I haven't had a chance to tell you or your brother this, but I have a serious cancer, don't worry you can't inherit it. I am going to die in about 6 months," I felt the tears weld up.
"Mom, please, no this isn't true," I sobbed.
"What's wrong?" Jack asked.
"Mom has a serious cancer and she is going to die in 6 months!" I was crying very hard.
Rai put his arm around me.
"Who's the father?" my mom asked.
"I'll let you talk to him," I handed the phone to Rai.
"Hello," he said.
"No," he said after a short pause.
"I'll make sure nothing happens to either of them, good-bye," he flipped my phone shut.
"She's too nice to be in her mid 30's. But my parents are 26 and are just as nice, so I don't care," Rai said, handing me my phone.
Jack just stood there in shock. Susie, also, began to coo. She was cute whenever she did anything.
"Susannah Lee Pedrosa, you aren't allowed to coo when something bad had just happened," Raimundo said in a baby voice. She didn't stop.
"She is too cute to punish," Kimiko said walking up to us.
"She is right," I hugged Susie gently and passed her to Jack, so he could hold her.
"Hand me the girl," I now that voice.
"Chase Young, leave us alone, we still haven't gotten any rest because of the adorable little bundle of joy!" Rai yelled at Chase.
"I'll let you keep the baby, if you let me have Angel," Chase replied.
"Shut up you jack ass, we want to have a nice and quiet day, without you, bastard," I yelled, thus scaring the baby.
"Angel, burn him to a crisp and wash away the ashes," Rai whispered in my ear.
"FIRE!" he dodged it. "FIRE AND WATER COMBINE!" A tornado of fire and water chased Chase around the garden. The plants got watered, while Chase was getting steamed, literally.
"OKAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE!" Chase yelled. I killed the tornado, and he left.
"Sweetie, is there anything you can't do?" Rai asked me.
"I can't change my gender, but that is something you don't want to happen," I replied.
"I guess you are making dinner then," he said dragging me and Jack to the dinning hall. Kimiko followed us.
After an hour of cooking, I finally finished making dinner. We were having…
"Spaghetti?" Omi asked.
"Gosh darned, I love some s'getti for dinner," Clay sang.
"Wow, this is Latin," Rai said looking at it.
"Latin? I thought it was Italian?" Kimiko was confused.
"Latin is the root of it's language, same with French, Spanish, Portuguese, and a few other languages," I said happily.
"Know-it-all," Jack said. All Susie did was coo at this comment.
"Susie, you have to hate your Uncle Jack just as much as I do," Raimundo said angrily.
"Susie can decide who she likes on her own," I said frowning.
"Susie, I'll make sure you are away from here when the fist fight starts," Kimiko said picking up Susie.
"We shouldn't fight, Rai. It is a bad influence for Susie," I said.
"Your right," Raimundo kissed me.
"So, let's dig in, partners," Clay said, stuffing his face.
We ate our dinner and went to bed after Jack went home. I have a feeling tomorrow might never come.
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