Today, I have two things I want to make you all ponder. 1) I had this really sexy dream about Axel in a pool, killing zombies…I think we have Resident Evil 5! XD It was very based on this story and Larxene was trying to kill me…Then again, it was her, or some lady from Interview With the Vampire…the movie version…2) I'm entering a KH2 fanart competition, and I have to draw a scene, I'm thinking about: the scene where Sora cries/"you know, I'm sad", the Axel scene, "Just because you have a next life doesn't mean…", The Demyx scene with "If the subject fails to respond, use aggression to liberate his true disposition", Axel's last sad scene(you know what I mean), Riku taking off the blindfold, or the ending scene on the island. I need one of those. So far, I'm leaning towards a chibi Demyx pic because I think I could draw a really cute pic there. Anyways, this was too long. Let me know if you would like a funny pool scene in this story. (By the way…I lied, the story has about nine or ten chapters) One last thing, my mom thinks I might have carpal tunnel. I went to her earlier about my wrists hurting, and she thinks I should cut down on my typing…So I may end up submitting this slower than usual.
Kairi and I continued on, as I continued to dread her little deal. I turned to her at one point and said, "You telling Sora is not worth it."
"Worth what? You telling Axel that you like him?" she asked. I shook my head.
"No! Not singing the Miss Congeniality tune! This is killing me! I'll end up telling Axel eventually anyways, but not singing the jingle! That's murder!" I shouted.
Kairi sighed. "Oh come on." She whined as I shook my head even more. "That tune is annoying."
"I want to sing though." I sniffed. "It's the only thing keeping me from freaking out right now."
"Fine." She groaned. "Just…could you sing something I could sing?"
"I know Sanctuary!" I grinned. "You remember, the theme song to the game. I like that song!"
"I don't even know it." She continued.
"Do you know Miss Susie had a Steamboat?" Kairi smiled.
"That I know!"
And so we sang Miss Susie Had a Steamboat.
Nine times.
With hand gestures.
We were about halfway through our tenth time…and getting very bored with the song, when we found ourselves at a dead end. There were no more stairs, or doors or anything.
So we sat against the wall, and started to sing the Popeye the Sailor Man song.
"What do you think's gonna happen next?" she asked me. I shrugged.
"What
do you think's gonna happen to Dimples?" I whimpered, smacking my
head against the wall. "They'll…"
"It's a freakin'
dead end!" Kairi and I looked up and we saw the others all catching
up with us. Apparently it was Axel who had said that, since I had
noticed that he censored himself a lot with more childish works.
"Good to see you." Kairi announced. "Any bright ideas anyone?" I didn't want to break my cover to anyone else, and bring up that Axel could open up portals.
" H-hey…guy I think I'm friends with." I said, trying to remind him. "Can't you like, make portals?"
Axel had a look of sheer brilliance on his face. "I'm so glad that more of your memory is back than last time!" He ran up to me, and shamelessly lifted me up and kissed me.
There was complete silence…until Riku shouted, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Axel looked at the others with a sheer look of embarrassment.
"Uh…" he stuttered. Kairi began giggling, and looked at Sora who was currently using Goofy and Donald to hide his reddening face.
Demyx ran over to me and began patting my head. "Axel, how could you!" he shouted. "Taking advantage of this beautiful young girl when she doesn't remember you?" He waved a finger at Axel in shame. "I can't believe you!"
"Uhm…Demyx?" I asked. "I…" Demyx lifted me up and held me against him.
"How could you let someone like that use you like that!" he asked me, shaking me a bit. "Are you willing to let anyone just have their way with you! I told you that you could have me! Why don't you love me back?"
"Could you let me down please, and could you and him open us a portal now?" I asked, squeezing away.
Demyx and Axel looked at each other and tapped at the air as two wide portals opened and linked together.
"Et voila." Axel announced. "We can go any time you guys are ready." Sora eagerly ran in, followed by Goofy, Donald and Riku. Kairi looked at me before heading in.
"You ready?" she asked.
"Ready as I'll ever be, now, let's go get my memories!" I declared.
Demyx headed in after Kairi and I was left with Axel.
He grinned at me and pulled a Demyx by stretching my cheeks. "You know." He said. "You can quit acting." My eyes widened, that wasn't fair! How'd he know!
"How'd you know?" I asked. He put a hand on my head and messed up my hair, causing me to have to retie my pigtails.
"Cause if you didn't remember me, you would have made a big deal out of me kissing you. But, you didn't, so I knew you were still you." He explained, starting to head into the portal. "Plus, the hair Saix took from you wasn't glowing like your memories are supposed to." He grinned and walked in, pissing me off and making me run in after him.
And we were away from the castle and I screamed out, "SALVATION!" I collapsed on to the ground. We were back at what seemed to be the beginning of the road. We were all at the gummi and I jumped inside it, hugging a chair. "We're free! We're free!" I chanted from inside as the others boarded.
"I just love decoys, don't you, Demyx?" Axel asked him, as he got on the ship.
"Decoy?" Sora asked.
"Anna's memories aren't there." Riku answered. "That castle was a wild goose chase."
"Meaning, that…we wasted all this time on nothing!" Donald shouted. "It's all her fault!"
I popped my head out of the ship for a minute, and yelled. "No it's not!" And I went back in.
"Then where to?" Sora asked. "We can't stay here."
"That's why we go back to Radiant Garden, foo!" Axel yelled from inside revving up the gummi. Everyone else ran in, and we were off.
And we're never letting Axel drive again.
Because we crashed twice.
And we ended back up at Radiant Garden again, and my mom ran up to me, yelling and screaming at me as to where I had been for the past week.
And I found myself grounded as soon as I was done helping save the worlds…and my memories.
So within the next few days, we rested. There was a girl at Merlin's house who was working on maps for us and she gave us the direct location as to where my memories were being kept.
But within the nest few days, we decided to take it easy and get some rest… Hey, after a week worth of wandering the Dark Realm, who wouldn't want to rest?
And this was how I noticed that my house was sitting in the middle of the Radiant Garden Marketplace.
"Mom!" I shouted. The door opened and my dogs ran out on the porch, barking at me.
"Hi sweetie!" she called.
"The house fell in Radiant Garden!" I shouted at her.
"Yeah, honey, that's how we got here!" she said, leaning over the porch. "It's a lot like the Wizard of Oz."
I gasped. "Homigod! Mom, do you know if you actually landed on a witch!"
"Do you want to check?" she asked. I shrugged and began searching the corners of the house when I found…Maleficent's feet…sticking out from under my house. She had on a pair of black heels and I looked at them and took the off her feet watching as her legs curled up and slid under the house.
"No wonder the Organization is so mad at me." I shivered.
I headed over to Merlin's house with Maleficent's shoes in hand. Opening the door, I silently headed over to the couch where Sora and Kairi were sitting.
"What's up?" Sora asked.
"Do you guys know the story of the Wizard of Oz?" I asked. They nodded.
I set the shoes on the table. "My house fell on Maleficent."