(A/N: Ok, I had this in my mind for a long time now. When you guys wrote in your reviews 'WTF?', was it in a good way, or in a bad way? Because I was a little disappointed because I thought you guys didn't like it...)

Outcast's secret

Chapter 13: A demon and a monk

'What am I going to do?' Kagome said in a guest room while looking for the closet. 'I can't go outside because its raining and plus there's probably some horny demons running around!' Kagome thought and found the closet. She was so happy when she found it until she opened it. What was inside was...a playboy bunny suit! "Why is there a playboy bunny suit in here!" Kagome said in frustration, but that was the only piece of clothing in there, so she sighed. "I guess this will have to do..." Kagome said disappointed and started putting it on. A few moments later, she was dressed up and still trapped and remembered something. "Wait a minute! Isn't Inuyasha knock out?" Kagome whispered to herself and sneaked out of the door.

Returning to Inuyasha's dream...(A/N: I bet you've been waiting for this part, haven't you?"

"Which one, Inuyasha?" Kagome #1 said.

'How did I get myself into this nightmare?' Inuyasha thought and an idea popped in his head. 'Wait a minute, if this is a dream then a way to get out of is to...' Inuyasha thought and got up, pushed the Kagomes to the side, and went next to the bedroom door and the Kagomes were looking at him blankly. "Oh! Before I go, I don't want none of you!" Inuyasha said 'I hopes this works!' Inuyasha thought and slammed his hand against the door and in a second, he was awake on the couch.

"All right! It worked!" Inuyasha said happily and was still confused because he had a bra in his hand, so he sniffed it and thank god it wasn't his mom's, but Kagome's! 'If I have her bra, than we...' Inuyasha 's thought was finished by his own mind and he quickly ran upstairs yelling,

"Mom! Dad! I--" He was cut off because he saw Kagome in a playboy bunny outfit.

"..." Kagome just stared at him.

"...Kagome, what are you doing?" Inuyasha asked very confused while getting closer, but she keeps on backing away.

"Get away from me, Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed hopelessly, but Inuyasha was just confused.

"Kagome, what wrong?" Inuyasha asked and reached his hand out, but Kagome took a vase form a stand to protect herself.

"Inuyasha! I warning you! Get away from--"

"Would you kids keep it down! We're busy..." InuTashio said while opening his door and saw what Kagome was wearing. "Kagome, what are you wearing?" He asked.

"Ok, to get to the point, as you know Inuyasha went berserk and tried to rape me and then you and Izayoi came and saved me then we went to the kitchen and then you guys left me there top-less and...I found this..." Kagome explained to the now very confused family.

"...I know exactly how to solve this!" InuTashio said and went to get his cell phone and with Inuyasha's hearing senses, he could only hear what his dad was saying: "Hello son, I need a favor...yes...I know...come right away...tell him this, too...bye!" And he hung up his phone and the second he said 'son', he knew exactly who it was.

"Dad! Why him!" Inuyasha shouted angrily.

"Ok, for one thing, he's a demon, too and he'll be very helpful and now if you excuse me, I'll be taking a shower." InuTashio said and grabbed Izayoi before going back to his room.

"Don't try to cover it up! You already smell like sex anyways!" Inuyasha shouted and looked at Kagome and she grabbed her bra and ran into the hallway bathroom.

25 mins later...

Everyone was in the kitchen fully dressed, but Kagome had to borrow some of Izayoi's clothes, and were waiting for someone to arrive. Inuyasha was still pissed off of his father and before he said anything, there was a knock on the door.

"I'll get it!" Izayoi said cheerfully and went to the door. A few seconds later, she came back with two unknown people that Kagome never seen.

"Idiot." One of them said and sat next to Izayoi.

"Excuse me, miss?" The other one said.

"Yes?" Kagome asked and in a quick second, he was holding her hands in his.

"Would you bear my children?" He asked.

"...Pardon?" Kagome asked shyly and Inuyasha punched him in the face.

"Feh. Miroku you idiot! She's way younger than you!" Inuyasha shouted.

"The younger the better, Inuyasha." The man named Miroku said and sat next to Inuyasha.

"Ok, the reason you're hear is because we have a bit of a 'problem'." Izayoi said politely.

"How is it a problem if it mating season!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Oh! So it's mating season! Inuyasha, you lucky dog!" Miroku said and nudged him on the ribs, but Inuyasha punched him in the back of the head, which made him knocked out.

"That'll keep him quiet!" Inuyasha said.

"Getting to the point, Kagome, would you tell Sesshomaru the story." InuTashio asked.

"Ok, it started like this..." And Kagome told them the story from when they came home to where they are now.

"Ok...Maybe a way to control his disqusting hormones is to get him to an open area." Sesshomaru said.

"Oh! Maybe we can go on a vacation, like to the U.S!" Izayoi said excitedly.

"I said 'open area'." Sesshomaru repeated.

"Then...a beach in the U.S!" Izayoi said and Miroku woke up in an instance.

"The beach! Including young, beautiful girls in bikinis?" Miroku asked.

"You pervert! I can't believe you're my manager!" Inuyasha said angrily.

"I want to go to the beach!" Kagome said excitedly.

"Ok, since the beach is some-what an 'open area', this is what we'll do..." and Sesshomaru told them a plan.

Ok, I am soooooo sorry I couldn't update. I had a BIG writer's block and to make it up to you guys, I going to put up two chapters a week!