Upon a rather personal 'Truth' question asked by Hermione, Harry stood atop the couch like some sort of king, his bathrobe slipping off his bare shoulder. Holding a hand to his heart, he crooned to the dismay and fluster of the entire Gryffindor Common Room.
"But I know he feels like a boy should feel;
isn't that the point?
With a pretty coin-operated voice,
saying that he loves me,
that he's thinking of me;
straight and to the point.
That is why I want
a
Coin-Operated Boy."
There was stunned silence, followed by the resounding thud as Ron Weasley promptly passed out.