Chapter 8

Awaiting before Caelin Castle stood an enormous army headed by a plump looking Bishop with a full head of hair. He had a pretty dumb grin to go along with his mafia-esque visage.

"Yo! 'dis mus' be da place Queen Serra was talkin' about, eh? Da castle certainly match da discription!" he said to himself.

"Ah, 'dis be place fo sure, yo! Sweet frickin' A! Looks like dis be the time I deliever dis place the pain and suffering it deserves, yo! Queen Serra, you did right choosin' Kenneth the Bishop fo bangin' up Caelin! " he grinned.

"So, my gangster friend, I guess you have no objections to this task, then?
" a mysterious figure called from behind.

"Hey! So Queen Serra sent one of her top dogs ta witness da event, eh? But I guess dis makes sense. Dis be da decisive strike against da "Wii-haters" her majesty keeps ranting about, after all. With da Queen bakin' us bad boys up, there's just no way we're screwin' dis here operation up, know what I'm sayin? Caelin's gonna goin' up in smoke, and da survivors are gonna get da complementary cement shoes as a prize for their survival! Bada bing, bada boom, baby!" He smiled.

"Such... a crude way of speaking for a man of the cloth" the mysterious figure laughed nervously.

"I be growin' up in the Bronx of Elibe, know what I'm sayin? I'm used to all da blood and carnage that life has ta offa, so of course I'd be sidin' would da big man Nergal! He promised me he'd spread my paradise ova' dis place, but I guess it'd be Queen Serra's job, now! I'm not complainin' tho, cuz I like the name Wii! It has a ring to it a Godfather like me can truly appreciate! Plus, it ain't so bad havin' a sweet broad like Queen Serra runnin' da show for us! If ya boss is easy on the eyes, it makes for quite the inspiration for the workers." Kenneth explain.

"I see... well, my man, I have little doubt that you're right the one for the job. You got heart, you got fury, and you got the Eye of the Tiger!" the mysterious figure exclaimed.

"Ah, Fagetaboutit!" Kenneth bashfully answered back. "So, ehh... Commander, how's yoo say we get dis party started? My boys are gettin' a bit antsy, know what I'm sayin'?"

"Oh, by all means go ahead. Just don't be too rough on the ladies now. We'll be claiming our victory from here on out, and I would preffer to enjoy myself for the celeberation" the mysterious figure grinned.

"Oh, right... Commander be the playboy, is that it? Wantin' to pick up a few broads on the way do victory? By all means, I'll be happy ta oblige ya request, sir! Infact, I think I'll be lookin' to pick up a few dames myself when dis here battle's done!" Kenneth grinned.

"Thank you for your generosity, my friend! May the name of the Wii offer you a pleasureable victory this day!" The mysterious figure announced.

The figure then turned away along with his mount to ponder the delightful victory that he was certain would take place. "Some may dream of riches beyond their wildest dreams, others may dream of power that would allow them to trample the foes that stand in their way, but I. the one who was granted both riches and power, had no intention of obtaining these... material things in the end. No, since my rise to manhood, I can only be satisfied by a certain kind of treasure... a kind of treasure that have granted men both rich and poor, both prince and pauper... true happiness. And with this decisive victory, I shall claim a bounty of special treasures in one fell swoop." he smiled with a look of hunger.

Author's Notes: For some twisted reason, I always imagined Kenneth Having a Brooklyn accent whenever I read his text in his one and only chapter. You must think of strange, but if you think about it, the bloody Bishop really does look like some Mafia man. I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize if he ended up being too annoying. On the other hand, I'm sure the so called "mysterious figure" would be obvious at this point. And if you were wondering, he's already promoted. And REALLY powerful... so yeah, I'm sorry this is a short chapter. Then again, the STARTING chapter was pretty short, too. But Rejoice or tremble, as this insane story is just about to reach its climax!