The New Foe

Chapter 3: A Trip to the Temple

Okay, I realize the Chapter name is weird, but my friends, you're gonna like this chapter, both action-packed and quite comedic. Also I should've mentioned that all the Xiaolin apprentices' looks were about the same, except Omi who's taken on a sort of "Grand Master Dashi" look.

"Okay wake up idiots! Come on Julian, Katnappe get up! We have some errands to run!"

"Ugh, what do you want Spicer? It's four in the fuckin morning…and keep your voice down or you'll wake Ashley."

"Cat girl is coming with us too. You knock on her door, she won't claw your face off."

Yawn

"Julian, w-what's going on?"

"What the…oh don't tell me you guys…"

"What?"

"Um, slept with each other?" Katnappe started to chuckle.

"If he doesn't want to know, I'm fine not telling him."

"That's gross you guys, come on, we're going temple robbing."

"Wow, your idiocy knows no bounds, now we're desecrating temples…and what's gross about two people who love each other sleeping together?"

"Um, well for one it's you two."

"Still, temple desecration?"

"Julian I think he means the Xiaolin Temple."

"Right, sorry didn't get enough sleep. Don't think either of us did."

"Ew. I did not want to know that."

"Ah Jack, I see you got everyone up."

"Guess what Wuya? The two idiots are sleeping with each other."

"So?"

"So? So? Two people are sleeping together, Katnappe and Julian? You don't find this gross?"

"No, but I do find you annoying, come on let's go."

(Xiaolin Temple) (4:30 A.M.) (All speech in whispers…)

"And here we are, the Wu vault of the Xiaolin temple."

"Hm, no locks wow, too easy, not even a small one. Let's get this over with, I want to go back to bed."

"Meow, me too."

"Let's just get the Wu, then you can go back to bed guys." They then raided the vault, unfortunately they did not have enough room for all of them and so they left these… the sapphire dragon, the mantis flip coin, the sun-chi lantern, the two ton tunic, the changing chopsticks, and the reversing mirror.

(After returning to the lab…)

"Wonderful! So many Wu! Jack, I will never doubt you again."

"Hm, well at least I have this awesome sword."

"Hey, Julian, thought you said you were going back to bed."

"Eh, since I was little, whenever someone wakes me up I can't really get back to sleep, you have any tea?"

"No."

"Coffee?"

"Got plenty of that, in fact I started a pot last night, help yourself."

"Aye, I suppose coffee does sound good. Would you pour me a glass Julian?"

"No problem Ashley, you want some Spicer?"

"Sure." Julian got his coffee and everyone else's.

"Now if you guys will excuse me, I need to work on my bike."

"What? What'd you mean Julian?"

"Huh, oh I've been building a motorcycle since I got here, I'm almost done."

"How does a guy like you build a motorcycle…and for that matter, this fast?"

"I have a talent what can I say, check this out." He pulled a curtain off motorcycle, unfortunately with no wheels or chasse, actually looking in good shape.

"I've been building it out of spare crap I found in your lab."

"Wow, I have to admit, not looking to bad. What's that engine made of?"

"A few spare parts I tore off a broken Jack-bot. Now if you'll excuse me."

(About 5 hours later…) (Xiaolin Temple)

The apprentices were standing with sad eyes in front of the vault, with the few remaining Wu in their hands.

"This is most awful."

"Yea man, who could've done this."

"I'll give you three guesses partner."

"Jack, Julian, and Katnappe?"

"Bingo Rai, we need to figure out how to get our Wu back."

"Kimiko is indeed correct, we must not only do that, but we also must tell Master Fung."

"Tell me what?" Master Fung was standing in the door.

"Well Master Fung, it would seem, well, Jack Spicer stole most of our Wu."

"Well, nothing could've been done to help this, we will have to use our remaining ones to win them back in showdowns."

(3 more hours later) (Um, Jack's house, Heylin base, whatever you want to call it.)

"Yes alright, it's finished." Julian unveiled a two-seater bike, jet black with the occasional skull emblem along the chasse. He gave Katnappe a helmet that said "cat-girl", and put on one that said, "Screw you".

"Awesome." She hopped on the back.

"Okay, moment of truth…" Vroom

"Awesome!"

"Ready Ashley?"

"Let's go!" They drove out of Jack's house, garage, lab, I don't know, they drove off.

"This thing's awesome! I can't believe you built this thing!"

"Well, perseverance and all that shit! Check this out!" Julian pressed a button on his handlebars, and jets popped out of the bottom and back of his bike, before Katnappe could react they were soaring 200 feet in the air.

"Is this safe!"

"Yea no worries! Kicks ass doesn't it! This thing matches Spicer's jet for speed, no more cramped rides! Oh, and look behind you!" She did and realized that a casing had gone over the bike, protecting from falls.

"Nice! Can we go down now!"

"Sure…hold on tight!" With that they went, still hovering 6 feet above the ground, right back into Jack's lab. They took off their helmets.

"I also stuck on a laser cannon, plus this baby launches micro-missiles from the sides of the wheels if I press that." Said he, pointing to a button on the side.

"I just kick it."

"A Shen Gong Wu! A Shen Gong Wu has activated! It's the Summoning Scroll! It allows you to summon a spirit to fight for you!"

"Ashley, put your helmet back on. Let's go Spicer!"

"Wait helmet? You guys aren't taking the jet? According to my Wu radar, this is overseas, you can't take your bike."

"Oh yes we can."

"How!"

"You'll see."

(Mid-Air, the Jet…)

"What the…that thing flies too? I didn't give Julian enough credit."

(After landing…Rocky Mountains…)

"So you made that thing fly too?"

"Oh yeah, great rush flying it."

"Awww, man this dude just gets better and better, now he's got a flying cycle. I have to get one of those."

"Calm yourself Raimundo, we must find the scroll before they do."

"Fat chance baldy! Jack-bots, attack!"

"Come on now's our chance!" The Heylin warriors fanned out as, the Xiaolin warriors battled the bots. Katnappe was gifted with luck, and found the scroll in the leaves of a tree.

"Here it is, come on let's get out of here!"

"Not so fast!" Kimiko had grabbed hold of the scroll as well.

"Katnappe, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My mantis flip-coin against your third arm sash! The game is capture the Wu, the first one to grab the scroll wins. If you fall you lose."

"I accept." The scroll was sent across the mountains to a tree much further away, while the ground split into small chunks of land.

GONG YE TAM PAI!

"Mantis flip-coin!" Kimiko flipped through the air to the next pads, whilst Katnappe just jumped. Kimiko was gaining distance.

"Third arm sash!" The sash's magic arm lashed out, grabbing Kimiko's leg, causing her to fall.

"Ha! Beat that bitch!"

"Gladly. Mantis flip-coin!" Kimiko flipped through the air, aimed a kick, and knocked Katnappe off the platform, the showdown was over, and Kimiko reappeared on normal land, with the third arm sash, mantis flip-coin, and summoning scroll in her hands.

"Alright Kimiko!"

"Yea not bad Kim!"

"Most excellent!"

"You fool, you lost the scroll!"

"Hey chill Wuya! Leave her alone."

"Shut it lover boy! She lost two Wu!"

"Ah let's just go home." As they got back, Julian said he wasn't tired and stayed up working on his bike. Eventually he joined Katnappe in bed.

(Jack's Abode, 3:00)

Katnappe awoke to find Julian no longer next to her.

"Julian?" She walked outside to find him; he was standing next to his bike, with a sack full of something.

"Julian, what's all this?"

"I'm leaving Ashley, I can't take that bitchy hag anymore."

"Well then I'm coming with you, what's in the bag?"

"All the Shen Gong Wu, in fact I've rigged Jack's Wu detector to my bike. Come on, let's go."

"All of the Wu?"

"Well, I left the Monkey Staff. Here's your helmet." After their little talk, they boarded the bike, and headed into the unknown.

Okay how's that for a third chapter? Like it? Hate it? Well leave me a review.