Whipped By Mrs. Lily Potter
By: neen
Author's note: The third volume of the 'W series' (Ways to Ask Out Miss Lily Evans and Winning Miss Lily Evans Over) is here!…what do you think?
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If you have not read Ways To Ask Out Miss Lily Evans and Winning Miss Lily Evans Over, please do so, because I will refer to some of the events that happened in there in this sequel! Once again, this is the THIRD VOLUME! Please go read Ways To Ask Out Miss Lily Evans and Winning Miss Lily Evans Over if you have not already!
Chapter Three: Newlyweds
"Well, that was quite an adventurous night," James said, giving Lily a suggestive wink. Lily blushed lightly and agreed.
The two were enjoying their week-long honeymoon in Agua Agua Islands with peace.
Lily leaned into James's shoulder. She nearly whispered her next words. "Are you taking up Dumbledore's orders once we get back to London, James?"
James looked serious at once. "Lily dear, I must. If we're part of the Order of the Phoenix, I think I should."
"There are risks involved, James!" Lily cried out furiously. "You might die!"
"I know," James said, looking grim. "But he's killed my parents, and now he's endangered you."
"If you're talking about that time we were in that outing for the Ord--," Lily began hotly, but was interrupted by James.
"—Lily, we barely escaped. D'you know how lucky we are?" James asked, looking furious, and for the first time in his life, raised his voice at Lily.
"James—" Lily pleaded, but she knew his mind was set, and there was no changing it. In a quieter voice, she said softly and grudgingly, "Do be careful."
"Of course," James said, beaming, as he finally got his way for once.
After a moment of silence, Lily then got a seductive gleam in her eye and cooed out quite suddenly. "James…"
"Er, yes, Lily dear?" James asked, feeling a tad bit nervous.
"Bedroom…now," Lily purred, grinning.
"You're not mad anymore?" James asked, gulping. This surely wouldn't be good.
"Oh, but I am," Lily began, still smiling, "I'm very mad. NOW."
"Yes, Lily, dear," James said weakly and followed her into the bright and tropical suite. Blimey.
o.O.o.O.o
"Lily dearest, we've had at least six go's at it today alone…" James said, looking very tired as Lily snuggled up to him in the rumpled bed.
"I know, dear," Lily said in a chirpy voice.
"You're not mad anymore?" James asked, looking quite relieved when Lily shook her head 'no'.
Then, out of the blue…
"I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant."
"Oh, good, wait—what?" James asked, looking quite pale. "Have you---have you checked yet?"
Lily quickly brought out her wand and did a quick spell to check. A large plus sign popped up. "Yep. Quite pregnant---I think it was our fourth go that did it."
"Oh." James blanched.
"What's the matter?" Lily asked, looking worried. "You don't want kids?"
"No, no," James hastily explained. "It's just that I wasn't prepared for this…"
Lily snorted. "What, you thought we wouldn't have children after having sex? Especially when we didn't use any protection charms?"
James shrugged. "Well, I dunno. Sorry, I just got a shock. It just—it just feels weird that someone's going to be calling me Daddy." James gave a shudder. "It makes me feel old."
Lily grinned. "I think it'll be more like Da-da."
"Same thing." James then said cheerfully, "If you slip some Firewhisky in the baby's drink, I'm sure it'll be Daddyyyyyyyyyyy."
Lily gave him a stern look before James quickly apologized and swore he would never do that.
"Do you want a boy or girl?" Lily asked, smiling.
James looked thoughtful. "Would I be biased if I said a boy?"
Lily shrugged. "It's fine with me."
"I like the name Harry."
"It's very nice," Lily agreed, "Very strong and suitable for a boy."
"He's going to be a good flier," James said confidently. "Going to get good Quidditch genes from me."
Lily grinned and shook her head. "I hope he gets the smarts from me. He'd do better without his father's…"
"Hey!" James let out a protest, but still smiling. "I beat you in Transfiguration, and you know it."
"One class," Lily pointed out. "What about dear Sluggy's class, and Charms, and Defense against the Dark Arts—"
"—We were tied in that class, dear—"
"—What did you say?" Lily asked evenly, but a furious expression was etched on her face.
"—We were tie—oh. Um, I mean, you definitely were number one," James said hastily, seeing the livid look in Lily's eyes. "Always."
Lily breathed out normally. "Good. I obviously heard wrong before."
"Right."
"I want some enchiladas with some extra spicy salsa on the side and a couple of jalapenos, now," Lily said, smiling up at James.
James, looked surprised. "Is this part of those pregnancy cravings? Blimey, just a couple of hours into your pregnancy, and you're calling for en—right away, Lily dear, right away. I'll get some now," James said hastily, seeing the pointed look from Lily.
"Good. You're such a good husband, James dear," Lily said, smiling at James who dissolved into a puddle. James Summoned five enchiladas and placed them carefully in front of Lily.
After devouring the first one, she stopped, looked sick, and said, "I'm tired of enchiladas. I want some…"
Lily paused, apparently thinking. "I want some Kung-Pao Chicken with brown rice."
"Now, really, Lily dear, you just have some Mexican foo—yes, of course, Lily dear," James said hurriedly and conjured up a platter of steaming Kung-Pao Chicken and brown rice.
"Such a dear, James," Lily said, beaming as she dug in.
As she was eating the fourth piece of chicken, a sudden large pop interrupted the sound of her chewing. Sprawled at their legs on their bed was none other than Mr. Sirius Black.
"Hullo there, Prongs and Lily! Nice weather here, eh? It's blistery windy back in London," Sirius said cheerfully, and eyeing the Kung-Pao Chicken and the forgotten enchiladas, took a greedy bite of each item.
"Sirius! What a pleasant surprise," Lily greeted in an obviously strained voice, seeing her chicken disappear down Sirius's gullet.
"Padfoot!" On the other hand, James seemed to be happy to see Sirius. "Catch any fish lately? Namely, Rosmerta?"
Sirius nodded, grinning broadly, but before he could continue, Lily intervened heatedly, "This Rosmerta better be the name of your pet goldfish that you have a penchant for snogging passionately, Sirius, or I highly recommend that you shut your mouth if it's not!" Lily eyed James beadily, who gulped and cowered back against the security of his pillow.
"Er, Rosmerta's actually—" Sirius stopped, seeing the panicked look on James's face, "—er, my beta fish. Feisty little thing, she is!" Sirius let out an overly hearty chortle.
Lily gave a stern look at James, who smiled at her innocently, before leaning back, making sure to snatch her plate of Kung-Pao chicken out of Sirius's hands.
"Aww, Lily, come on! It was a long journey," Sirius said, pouting. "It took ages to find you guys. No one would tell me where you guys went!"
Lily offered a sliver of chicken to Sirius, who merely sniffed at it and snatched it, gulping it down.
"So, what brings you here?" Lily asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing. I just missed my little Prongsie. He has a severe case of separation anxiety from me. If I'm not near him, he usually dissolves in vats of tears until he hugs Frederick, the lavender teddy I gave him in case I'm ever away from him. It's a muggle device that can record things. Bloody great thing."
"Is Frederick that purple blob that was sitting on the lamp last night? The thing you said was a large speck of dust?" Lily asked, her eyes bulging. "Watching us? A stuffed animal was watching us perform sexual intercourse?"
Sirius let out a loud guffaw at this, and Lily flashed him a dark look, which stopped him in mid-chuckle.
"Er, listen, Lily, I can explain," James said quickly, hoping Lily wasn't about to explode. "I wasn't recording it as a porno video or anything—all right, I'll delete it, Lily dear."
He took the purple teddy from under the bed and quickly muttered 'Evanesco'. The teddy disappeared with a large poof, which caused Sirius to burst into passionate tears.
"How dare you, Prongs!" Sirius shouted, outraged. "That was my gift to you! Sure, it was old, and slobbered all over, and maybe a tad bit smelly and brown-looking—we were out of toilet paper that day—but it was still somewhat purple when I gave it to you!" Sirius sobbed on, which made Lily and James exchange concerned and disturbed looks.
"Here, Sirius," Lily said, conjuring up a fresh new purple teddy bear, to which Sirius let out a squeal of delight and promptly slobbered over, showering it with thousands of wet kisses.
"And this is Frederick the Second," Sirius announced proudly, and then cooing to the teddy, "Kissy wissy, Sirius-poo is going to tickle wickle you, you silly, silly bear!"
Lily gave an alarmed look at James. "Remind me to never let Sirius be the godfather of Harry."
"Wheeee! Sirius is going to launch you in the air, oh yes he is! Freddy is flying! Going—going—oh, bugger!"Sirius turned quite pale.
Dear Freddy (the Second) had landed in the Kung-Pao chicken platter and bounced back up to hit Lily's face, which was now covered in the sauce.
"SIRIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!"
Author's Note:
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