by Kaekilia LeoLynn
somebody tell stupid people not to call in to dsl tech support when they sit there and stick a gum wrapper into electrical outlets. we can't do anything about it!
Randomness:
GOPHER!
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Chapter 22
Taiki and Ami sontered down the halls of the pallace arm in arm, secretly glad to be in eachother's company. As the ventured down one hall, they discovered Yaten and Mina peeping thru the keyhole of Seiya's room and laughing. Taiki looked down at Ami and rolled her eyes before making her presence known.
"And just what are you two up to?" Ami restrained her laughter as the other two jumped at Taiki's voice.
"Shh!" Yaten snapped and moved from the door. She had a mischevious grin on her face as she approached her sister. "I have an idea that'll scare Seiya shitless."
"Oh gods, what is it this time?" Taiki sighed. Yaten flashed her a redicculous smile and went back to Seiya's door. Placing her hand just over the knob, she mentally willed it to turn. Without a sound the door opened and Yaten slunk into the room. She glanced back at Mina, Taiki and Ami, flashed a thumbs up and slowly and silently crawled up the length of Seiya's bed. Once the silver haired Starlight was even with her sister, she lay down between her and Serena and lightly blew on Seiya's face. Seiya moaned, but didn't react. Yaten restrained her laughter and poked Seiya in the boob. Again, she got no reaction. Yaten bit her tounge and gently pulled the sheets down before poking harder right in the nipple.
"Yeowch!" Seiya was instanly awake and alert. She looked into Yaten's smiling face and scowled. "What the hell are you doing in my bed?"
"Don't you remember last night?" Yaten frowned, feigning disappointment. Seiya's jaw dropped.
"What? Why... Well I... I didn't sleep with you... Did I?" Seiya was confused and stunned. What had she done? Her navy eyes fell on Serena as the Moon Princess sat up with a strange smirk. Seiya glared at her sister and Yaten burst out laughing. "Get the hell out of here you sawed off little shit!"
"I love you, too, dumb-ass!" Yaten was instanly on her feet and running to the safety of Taiki and the others who stood in the doorway laughing. Seiya chucked a pillow at them. Taiki caught it effortlessly and threw it back.
"Is there a reason you've come to piss me off?" Seiya asked, chucking the pillow back. This time it fell short.
"I just wanted to poke your boob." Yaten laughed. The others errupted into annother fit of laughter. Seiya looked at Serena to discover that she was trying her hardest not to laugh at the situation.
"Seriously, Seiya, we wanted to get you up so that we can spend the day with all of our friends for once. Some of us have been too buisy to see much of them." Taiki explained, looking down at Ami. When the brunette looked back at Seiya, she noticed that she had become male and was streaching.
"Facinating." Seiya dead panned. "What did you have in mind?"
"Hello! There's a festival going on! We can show these Earthers how to have some real fun!" Yaten exclaimed, picking up the fallen pillow and chucking it at her... brother. With the proper mental control, Yaten dirrected the pillow to a certain spot... damn!
"Nice try, shorty." Seiya taunted, putting the pillow back in it's propper place.
"Come on, you two. Get dressed and meet us in the main hall. We're going to peel Lita and Kakyuu out of bed to come with us. Oh, and Seiya. Come as a woman. We promised them to perform a song or two as women, remember?" With that, Taiki ushered everyone out the door and closed it. After a few silent moments, Serena burst out laughing. Seiya cocked an eyebrow at her and soon joined in the laughing fit.
"I didn't know Yaten had a sence of humor!" Serena exclaimed between laughs. "He's such a character!"
"She's stranger than normal today. I wonder if Mina has anything to do with it?" Seiya's form once again shifted, this time back to female. She got out of bed and walked, naked, over to her wardrobe. Serena watched her, bemused.
"Do you always walk arround in the buff?"
"Buff?" Seiya glanced over her shoulder. Serena once again found herself laughing.
"Nude... Naked... Birthday suit... Buff..." Seiya nodded, getting the point and went back to digging thru her closet of goodies.
"No, I don't. But I make certain exceptions for you." Seiya heard Serena laugh and couldn't help but smile. She grabbed a black tank top and camo cargo shorts before disappering behind a screen to dress. "So... are you going to get dressed, or just sit in my bed naked?"
Serena scoffed and chucked a pillow over the screen, hoping to hit her. Seiya stuck her head out from behind the screen and sneered before chucking the pillow back. Serena screamed as the pillow hit her chest. Seiya was on her in an instant, pinning her to the bed and kissing her. "You're a dork."
"Yeah, but it doesn't stop me from loving you." the Starlight released the Moon Princess and rolled off of her.
"Hey, Seiya?"
"Hm?"
"Can I borrow some clothes? Mine are all dirty." Seiya chuckled and went back to her closet. Rummaging through a few things, she finally pulled out a red t-shirt that read 'Girls Kick Ass' and some tight fitting black pants.
"What do you think?" Seiya asked, offering the outfit. Serena nodded.
"I like your taste." she answered, taking the garments from Seiya and vanishing behind the screen. It only took a quick moment for Serena to change and the two left Seiya's room to meet the other's in the main hall.
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Author's Note: That was huckin' falarious! I couldn't resist writing that! I hope I got y'all laughing. Again, sorry it was so short.