Magic. It is a powerful tool. But usually when magic is involved , it means the world is in danger
(Red) And when the world is in danger, who better to save it then a couple of magic-powered teenagers!
(Geo) Randy Cunningham, The 9th Grade Ninja
(Ender) and Star Butterfly, The Rebel Princess. I'm Ender, he's Geo and that's Red. And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out who would win A Death Battle.
(Geo) Thousands of years ago, in Feudal Japan there existed a being known only as The Sorcerer.
(Red) He killed thousands of innocent people, be they man, woman or child. But worse of all...eating the last donut! Rude!
(Ender) But when all hoped seemed lost, a shogun had the finest mystics in the land craft a magic mask and a magic tome. They were bestowed upon a single man, who used their power to seal away The Sorcerer. This man would simply come to be known as The Ninja.
(Red) But ninjy boy here feared that The Sorcerer would one day return, and so his powers were handed down from generation to generation, so that when he did return a ninja would be waiting for him.
(Geo) Fast forward to 2012, where the newest ninja was selected to use these powers to protect his world; 15 year old Randy Cunningham!
"I was chosen to protect my school from the forces of evil. I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham!"
(Red) Seriously? They left the fate of the world to a 15 year old? That's some anime level bullshit!
(Ender) I have to agree. As a proud ninja myself, I can't see all this responsibility falling to a prepubescent child. But apparently, it worked out. Randy was successfully able to protect the world from the evil of The Sorcerer
(Geo) Mainly due to that suit. It was made from tengu feathers and grants its wearer enhanced strength, speed, durability, superhuman reflexes, and knowledge on martial arts. The scarf, as well, is magic in nature, which allows Randy to use it like a grappling hook
(Red) Also, apparently The Ninja of ye old times decided that when he passed down the suit he should fill it up with a shit load of weapons! Randy's favorite being his Ninjato, a single-edged sword that can cut through almost anything! And just for good measure, he also has a second one. Perfect for duel-wielding.
(Ender) He also has a variety of different Ninja Balls.
(Red) Hehe...balls
(Ender)...he has his classic Smoke Ball, which kicks up a puff of red smoke-which apparently smells horrible-, a Hot Ball which can burn foes, Cold Balls freezes them solid, Electro Balls electrocutes them, Tripping Balls...trip people, and the Bee Balls release a swarm of bees
(Red) Who the hell uses bees as a weapon!? But you also forgot my personal favorite of the bunch: Boom Balls! Which, obviously, go boom! He also has access to the NinjaNomicon, a book that holds many lessons and forces Randy to lose consciousness. Randy can even drag others into the book if he wants.
(Geo) He has a pair of batons, the Ninja Manrikigusari can be used for attacking long distances, or be connected by the base to form billy clubs. his Ninja Rings are made of light-weight material which can bounce off walls and cut through steel, the Ninja Sai are mainly used for defense. Then there's his Ninja Chain Sickle, which is really just a Kusarigama-a long chain with a sickle at the end of it.
(Ender) That's not the end to his vast arsenal. He also has a large variety of magic Ninja Arts. With the Earth Attack, Randy can control the ground, creating anything he wants like mudballs, giant earth cyclones, a giant earthworm, and 'sandjas' which are exactly what you think.
(Red) The Hydro Hands let Randy shoot out fists made water, the Comet Sprint lets him run at supersonic speeds and create a wall of light, the Air Fist shoots powerful blasts of air that can shatter solid stone and break steel, and the Art of Disguise lets Randy shape-shift. He also has the Art of Healing, but its unknown if it actually heals wounds. Which is kinda stupid.
(Geo) But all of that pales to his ultimate ability. Once, to save his friend Howard, Randy burned the mask. In doing this, it seems he awoke the soul of the Tengu spirit. By choosing to combine his power with it, Randy enters a state no other Ninja had ever achieved: Ninja Rage.
(Ender) The Ninja Rage power grants Randy pyrokinetic abilities, sets his swords on fire, and allows him to use the Tengu Ninja Fireball
(Red) The only downside to this ability is...it doesn't really last. Randy can't seem to keep up the form for longer then a few seconds. But does that really matter in the long run? This kid is fast enough to dodge bullets, strong enough to punch robots to death, and tough enough to survive the force of 12 robot apes jumping on top of him! WHICH THEN EXPLODED!
(Geo) These Robo Gorillas are made of iron, and as Randy said himself, one of them exploding is equivalent to an exploding gas station. Considering there are 12 of them, the resulting explosion should be equal to 40.8 Megatons!
(Red) HOLY SHIT! No wonder this kid's managed to beat an army of catfish zombies! And through some weird time-traveling shit, he managed to fight and defeat The Sorcerer himself!
(Ender) However, he is not perfect. He's still a teenager, and all of his power comes from the suit. And should he abuse his powers or weapons, they grow weaker-with the exception of his swords.
(Geo) He's also a terrible strategist, relying mostly on the Nomicon to form battle strategies.
(Red) But with all that being said, if your ever in Norrisville and come across a monster, you can bet your ass The Ninja will come and save the day...unless he's stuck in math class
"SMOKE BOMB!"
Randy Cunningham
Age: 15
Weight: N/A
Height: N/A
Is totally Bruce
Aliases: The Ninja, The Ninja of Norrisville
Weapons:
-Ninjatos
-Ninja Balls (Smoke, Hot, Cold, Electro, Tripping, Bee, Boom)
-Ninja Eskrima (Batons)
-Ninja Manrikigusari
-Ninja Rings
-Ninja Sai
-Ninja Chain Sickle
NinjaNomicon:
-Ancient Tome
-Gives Randy advice
-Forces him to lose consiousness
-Can pull in other people if Randy wants
Armor:
-Ninja Suit (Increased Strength, Speed, Durability, Reflexes and Martial Arts abilities. Scarf can be used as a grappling hook)
Ninja Arts:
-Earth Attack (Summons whatever he wants made of earth)
-Hydro Hands (Fists made of water)
-Comet Sprint (Runs at supersonic speeds. Can create walls of light)
-Air Fist (Blasts of air that can shatter stone and steel)
-Art of Disguise (Shapeshifting)
Ninja Rage:
-Pyrokinetic abilities
-Ninjatos catch fire
-Tengu Ninja Fireball
-Only lasts a few seconds
Feats:
-Dodged Gunfire
-Destroyed robots with his bare hands
-Tanked an explosion of 12 Robo Gorillas
-Defeated McFist multiple times
-Defeated an army of catfish zombies
-Defeated The Sorcerer
Weaknesses:
-Still young
-Is useless without his suit
-Abuse or overuse of weapons or skills causes them to grow weaker
-Horrible Strategist
Born to King River and Queen Moon Butterfly of the Mewni Royal Family, 14 year old Star Butterfly was gifted the Royal Magic Wand on her birthday.
(Red) A high honor and tradition in her family. And ya wanna know the first thing this chick does with an almighty wand? Fucks up her entire world and plunges everything into chaos! Ah, all the things I would do with that power...
(Geo) As punishment, her parents banished her to Earth until she could control her powers. And since this is a teenager with magic powers, trouble is sure to follow.
"I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat!"
(Red) What is with teenagers getting work-saving magic artifacts? Doesn't seem safe to me. Speaking of magic artifacts, Star's is that Magic Wand of hers. It has the inate ability to freeze time, heal broken bones, summon random creatures and items and transform items into a human arm. But as soon as Star got her hands on it, she created a few of her own
(Ender) Her favorite one being the Narwhal Blast, which launches a volley of Narwhals at her foes. The Rainbow Fist Punch launches a rainbow-colored blast that deals tremendous damage and the Dagger Crystal Heart Attack launches a flurry of heart-shaped projectiles. One of her most devastating attacks, however, is the Turbo Nuclear Rainbow Butterfly Blast. With it, Star-
(Geo) Shoots a miniature nuclear explosion that decimates everything within a twenty mile radius! Her want can also be used to make a quick escape, creating an explosion that can launch Star backwards. She can fire magic blasts capable of shattering magic shields-including one no other spell was able to shatter and create her own magic shield.
(Red) She's also trained in a unique fighting style: Mewni-Kwon Do! Is that really the name?
(Ender) Yes. She was trained in the fighting style ever since she was a toddler. Thanks to this training, she can decapitate foes in a single sword swing, shatter stone with a single kick, and snap someone's neck with her bare hands. She has extremely fast reaction speeds, is incredibly athletic, and has near endless stamina. But even that pales in comparison to her strongest form: Golden Merberty. In this form Star gains wings, can create portals of light, skilled enough to use magic without her wand, and becomes relatively invincible
(Red) Oh yeah. How about we mention that time her wand exploded. Geo-
(Geo) Already on it. Daron Nefcy, the creator of the Series, said that Star's exploding wand is the equivalent of 9 grenades going off at once inside of an erupting volcano. The most dangerous type of volcanic eruption is referred to as a 'glowing avalanche', where freshly erupted magma forms hot pyroclastic flow which have temperatures of up to 1,200 degrees Fahrenheit. So, multiplying that by the 9 grenades, the total temperature is 30,240,000 degrees Fahrenheit! The blast itself having a potency of 2.9 kilotons of TNT
(Red) What is with these teenagers!? Oh, and how about that time she managed to injure monsters who can effortlessly smash solid stone with basic punches and kicks!
(Ender) However, she is not perfect. She can often act recklessly, is very naive, has an extremely childish personality, and is not a strategist. She prefers to run in wands blazing. Also, her magic is limited by her wand's...magical battery. If she doesn't take care of it, it will die permanently.
(Red) Even still, when Star gets ready for a fight, things are gonna get a little weird and a little wild!
"I'm a Magical Princess from Another Dimension!" *cue Rainbow catching on Fire*
Star Butterfly
Age: 14
Height: N/A
Weight: N/A
Species: Mewman
Royal Magic Wand:
-Powered by a unicorn running on a treadmill
-Spider with a top hat
-Mewman Royal Family wand
-Has the innate ability to heal bones and freeze time
-Can be turned into a mace
-Runs on battery
Skills:
-Mewni-Kwon Do (Fighting style of Mewni. Taught to her from a young age. Enhanced her reaction speeds and gave her near endless stamina)
-Dimensional travel
-Narwhal Blast
-Rainbow Fist Punch
-Dagger Crystal Heart Attack
-Turbo Nuclear Rainbow Butterfly Blast
-Nameless spells (Shatter magic barriers, magic shield)
Golden Mewberty
-Gains flight
-Can create portals of light
-Can use magic without her wand
-Becomes relatively invincible
Feats:
-Can decapitate foes with a single sword swing
-Can break a foe's neck with her bare hands
-Can shatter stone with a single kick
-Survived her wand exploding
-Can jump several times her own height
Weaknesses:
-Childish
-Can act without thinking
-Not a strategist
-Can lose her wand for good
Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all
(Geo) The Ninja of Norrisville vs The Princess from another dimension!
(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
"Aaaaaaaaaw yeah!" Randy cheered with his friend Howard. "This movie is going to be epic!"
"I've been waiting for this since the first trailer!"
"And the best part, absolutely NO ninja work toda-" his words were cut off by the ground shaking "of course...Howard save me a seat. I'll be back"
At the source of the shake, Star sighs in relief as a smoldering pile of ash is in front of her "And THAT'S exactly why we need to do this training Marco"
"Yeah yeah star. Just hurry up. There's a movie about to start and I don't want to miss i-"
"Hold it right there!" Randy yelled, jumping down. He sees the broken wall and the ash "Well what do we have here?"
"Oooh. Look I can explain" Star said chuckling nervously as her wand was still smoking.
'This girl looks harmless enough. But a ninja can't take any chances!' He took out his Ninjato. Marco gulped
"Hey um...Star? Your not going to, like, FIGHT him are you?"
"We'll it looks like i'm going to have too" Star said. "Just go inside. I'll be there in a moment" Marco nodded and snuck away. Randy and Star stared each other down.
FIGHT!
*cue Max Anarchy OST - My Town, My City*
Randy ran at her, swinging his Ninjato. Star ducked under it and kicked the ninja in the gut. Randy jumped back and took out his second blade and ran again. Star turned her want into a mace and clashed it against the swords. Randy ducks and does a leg sweep and knees Star in the back, before punching her into the ground. "Take this!" He goes to punch her again but Star rolls out of the way. Her wand glows
"Narwhal Blast!" She fires her favorite spell. Randy turned and got hit by one of the creatures which sent him flying into a wall.
"Gha! Did I just get hit by a Narwhal?" He saw dozens more flying at him. "Uh oh..." He ran forward and jumped on their backs, closing in on Star. "Smoke Bomb!" The red smoke surrounds Star, who coughs and closes her eyes. Randy takes this time, grabbing his batons and whacking Star multiple times with them, mixing in some punches and kicks as well. It ends with a powerful uppercut, sending Star spiraling. The princess slowly stands up and huffs.
"Alright pal. You asked for it!" Her wand glows again. "Rainbow Fist Punch!" She fired the rainbow blast at the Ninja.
"Air Fist!" Randy yelled, firing his blast of air. The two attacks collided, creating a shockwave that pushed both heroes backwards. Randy activated Comet Sprint and ran at Star, slashing at her multiple times. Star did a spin kick to his face to catch the ninja off-guard and to stop his attack. Randy took the blow and threw 3 orbs. "Ninja Trippin Balls!"
"Whoa whoa whoa!" Star trips over them and falls on her back.
"Hydro Hands!" Randy knocked the princess into a boulder. "Air Fist!" He then hit he with a blast of air, shattering said bolder. Star pants tired as her wand glows in a healing light. Randy runs up and takes out his Ninja Chain Sickle and threw it at her. Star looked up with an angry look. She grbbed the weapon before it hit her. Randy was shocked as she used it to pull him towards her. When he got close, she kicked him in the jaw, then used the Rainbow Fist Punch to blast him in the stomach. This forced Randy to release the weapon and Star to break it. "Hey! I only have the one!" He took out his Ninja Manrikigusari in its billy club form and ran at her. Star dodged his attacks and hit him on the head with the mace. Randy backflipped away and threw 2 Ninja Rings at her. Star jumped and spun in the air to dodge them. Randy summoned Sandjas and had them run at Star, who destroyed them with ease only top get hit by a wave of dirt. The ninja smirked under his mask and fired mud balls at Star, who summoned her shield to block them. Randy threw 5 orbs at her. "Ninja Boom Balls!" Star looked around her
"Uh oh..."
Inside the theater, Marco and Howard waiting for their friends to arrive. During one of the action scenes, the right wall of the theater exploded and sent Star flying. Everyone gasped and begin to run away. Marco gasped, seeing his friend. Star stands up, bleeding and her clothing torn but ever determined. Randy jumped into the building. "Give up yet?"
"YEAH! GET EM NINJA!" Howard cheered
"Star!" Marco yelled scared.
*cue I'm Still Standing*
Star started to glow as she flew into the air, now in her Golden Mewberty form. "Not by a long shot" She fired multiple rainbow colored blasts at Randy, who blocked them with his Ninja Sai. He used the earth technique to fire large boulders at her. She shattered them with kicks and began to charge up a spell. Randy panted as he felt his powers weakening
"Alright blondy." He punched his fists together, activating Ninja Rage. "Let's turn up the heat!" He jumped at her. The two punched each other, sending a flaming shock wave out. Marco and Howard ran away as to not get caught in the crossfire. Randy slashed at her with flaming swords, and Star fired more rainbow blasts. Randy flew to the ground and began to charge his trump card. "TENGU NINJA FIREBALL!" He launched it at Star. A large explosion was seen as everything went silent. Randy's Ninja Rage wore off as he panted and took of his mask. "I win...WHAT!?" From the smoke, Star was still there. Her eyes glowing
"My turn" She said, unleashing the Turbo Nuclear Rainbow Butterfly Blast. The blast engulfed Randy and the entire theater. He screamed in agony as his body disintegrated into nothing. Star reverts to normal and pants. "Phew...who was that guy anyway?"
K.O!
Star and Marco cheer watching the movie in the destroyed theater. Howard, meanwhile, was looking around for Randy unaware of his friend's fate
(Red) Does that theater's insurance cover super powered teens?
(Ender) This was a ridiculously close fight. Both teens had similar feats of strength and both possessed durability feats leagues above their max output.
(Geo) Star's exploding wand equals roughly 2.9 kilotons of TNT, lower then Randy's feat of 40.8 megatons but neither of them had shown strength high enough to kill the other. Randy was faster, but Star's endless stamina allowed her to keep pace. Star had way more first-hand experience, but the suit had knowledge from multiple generations. So, this fight could have gone either way
(Red) In the end, however, Star was simply better prepared. Her spells were way wackier and more unpredictable then Randy's ninja arts and weapons. And unlike Randy's, her abilities don't get weaker the more their used.
(Ender) Plus, the Golden Mewberty form trumped the Ninja Rage in every way. Not only did it last longer, but it gave her more versatility then Randy. Speaking of the Ninja Rage, its fire was a plus but it wouldn't help much against Star, who has tanked temperatures equaling 30,240,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Considering all the fire is red, Randy couldn't achieve that heat.
(Red) "But what about the NinjaNomicon? Couldn't Randy just pull Star into it?"
(Geo) He theoretically COULD, but it would be unwise. It causes him to go unconscious, so if he messes up and doesn't trap Star he leaves himself wide open. Even if he DID catch her, Star could theoretically use her dimensional traveling abilities to escape. It was a close match, but in the end it was Star's wackier abilities, superior transformation, and Randy's powers weakening that let her win
(Red) This fight left Randy seeing Stars
(Ender) The winner is Star Butterfly
Next Time On Death Battle:
A roar is heard.
*cue Vs Ridley*
A purple dragon is seen attacking Samus Aran, slamming her into the walls. The dragon roars again as he shoots fire
Vs
Sinistar laughter is heard
*cue Vs Sigma First*
A bald robot is seen fighting X with a beam saber. He soon turns giant and attacks X again
RIDLEY VS SIGMA!